Onwards with the word vomit!
I think my parents have given up on me. Occasionally when I'm on the phone with my mum, having a really normal conversation, I slip (because we're kinda close and I forget she's MUM and not FRIEND) and say things like, "OMG what a bitch!" and "But that is soooo fucked!" I used to feel really guilty but now it's like, whatevs. In fact, I think I've somehow got my parents to start cussing more too.
My dad now says "stupid asshole" quite frequently when it used to be "bloody fool" or "bugger". I have modernized his swearing! Also, when I was home and my mum got lost on the road she said "Fucking bastard!" lolz.
I am proud to be the one that irons out all the good habits my parents must've adopted after they had kids. I can't imagine what happens if I have kids... can I no longer say, "What is this fuckery?" and "Oh for fuck's sake!"? This bothers me a lot. Swearing is important. Never repress it, Karen.
I direct you to a song from the Soundtrack of the South Park movie and this particular section. The song is called, "It's easy, mmmkay" which tries to help the kids to stop swearing.
"Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say."
Hope this helps.
Lol.
Sophia: I still do cuss. Especially in Spanish. I end up saying 'bastard', 'motherfucker', 'fuck' and 'suck my dick' to cover my bad habit up. It's so hard to not curse. Especially when confronted with the dickheads on Malaysian roads!
Nick: You totally fucked your uncle yesterday, din't cha?
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