arrest the guy who most closely resembles Cousin It.
I resemble that remark.
I wouldn't say so, Herr Doktor. Only an idiot would mistake you for a mad terrorist, for instance.
Not that that would prevent me from squealing to the Feds in a heartbeat if there was a quick buck to be made, of course...
He really does look quite spectacular. Like a slightly more attractive Dave Lee Travis.
Do you think he's seen that episode of Father Ted?
I believe he's spelled Cousin Itt.
I spell "Philip" P-E-D-A-N-T-I-C G-I-T
Now that both Saddam and Radovan have both proven the inadequacy of the old war criminal saw "hirsute defies pursuit" I'm putting money on Ratko Mladic doing the opposite and going for the full Duncan Goodhew*.
(*Also on the menu at my fantasy breakfast restaurant: the full Duncan Goodhew- two poached eggs in a sea of baked beans with a pair of sausage rolls or Duncan Goodhews in turtle necks as I call 'em).
I am sorry you have so little respect for the sensitivities of small hairy squeaking things. If I were a flying rodent and you visited my weblog, I should count my spoons.
"The follicles must begin to sprout the second enemy tanks rumble into the capital."
Historically inaccurate - Hitler kept that stupid moustache, and only that moustache, until the last moments in the bunker.
What, was he otherwise bald?
Good point, actually - Himmler shaved off his twatty little 'tache as part of his brilliant disguise. Eichmann was clean shaven too, as I recall.
Mind you, they never found Bormann, Mengele or a host of others, so who knows? Perhaps their face-fur-assisted plans for escape worked. No wonder Mossad had little success tracking down two hairy nutters in 1960's South America... The words "needle" and "haystack" come to mind.
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