I'll have one of you feline piss buckets Rodent.
Does the cat come with it?
I've passed the word around. You're a marked man. Or you're going to be.
I'm experiencing difficulties with the prototype, Ill Man - I had to chase it along the back of the couch and under the sink last night. I would advise waiting until it's sitting still before you start using it, because it took me ages to clean up.
The dog works a treat, though. Think how much better human civilisation would be if people spent less time fighting wars and more time duct-taping things to dogs.
Oops, that was me.
I don't think I'm marked, Justin. My couch certainly is, though.
No cat with any self respect or dignity, and cats have a wealth of each, would allow a commode to be strapped on. Even if you were able to, the crafty feline would make you chase it as Malky has already experienced. You pay a high and messy price for abusing cats. Dogs, they just ask for more as long as they get to hump your leg later.
Have you thought the Cat Commode object through? Cats love snatching at dangly objects with their sharp little claws.
As soon as I saw the Kitty Kommode I just knew somewhere in Spain an angry librarian was sharpening a chess piece into a point with the sole intention of aiming at your head.
Humans should be more than laps with tin opener attachments. They should also have litter trays screwed to their feet, for our convenience.
Could do with a remote control so the moggy doesn't provide a moving target.
That's true, VPS, but there's a good chance that the dog the cat-remote is duct-taped to could be distracted by the presence of the lavatory-cat.
Back to the drawing board, I think...
I'm waiting for the guinea pig/desk stapler application.
Incidentally, it's already been done.
...distracted by the presence of the lavatory-cat.
Back to the drawing board, I think...
That can't be good for the blueprints.
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