Here, here. Just don't sing, Holly, buddy.
glink glink
glink glink
glink glink
glink glink
doodle doo do doodle doo...
..oh, you said _not_ to sing it.
Bummer.
Mary is a true Aussie princess... she picked up her prince in the pub.
it's sort of a shame Mary *didn't* moon at the pines - that would've been on the cover of No Idea before you could say "what a lovely bottom!"
as for Holly Valance. sorry. she's pretty slaggy. stick to Missy and the pole.
Missy and the pole? How do you tell the difference?
yeah, good point. but Valance... she's so... pneumatic... and trashy. or is that the appeal?
is there *anyone* we can agree on?
I can agree on "pneumatic... and trashy". Sorry, were these supposed to be bad things?
Have to disagree there. I think both Holly and Delta should be dropped into the Great Pit of Carkoon and be digested over thousands of years...
Think outside the pit, Guy. Scragfight to the death.
Now THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
no no Fyodor .. IN the pit. They can thn scragfight to their (and your) heart's content and the rest of us would be FREEEEEE.
It's sad when they all make Kylie look classy.
Who is Kymberley Joseph who Fyodor keeps banging on about?
Sure Missy might not have all the curves, but in a choice between her and Delta there is no contest as to who should live and who should be torn apart by angry yabbies.
So very angry.
Angry angry!
Aha.
Angry.
Sorry Guy, you have to sit in the "Ubernerd Corner" for your Carkoon Pit comment.
And I'll join you in a jiffy because I understood what you meant.
Guy: "Cool corner, eh?"
harry: "Totally. Only the cool nerds get to go here."
person entering corner "Hi dudes!"
Both: "Hi Fyodor!"
maybe Boba Fett is still down there in a semi-digested state and they can have a threesome... he's welcome to them...
ahh! no! not the Nerd Corner!
Kymberley Joseph was a soapie poppet (I think Home & Away? not sure) who redeemed herself a smidgen by being in Cold Feet. but it was still a bit of a 'token aussie' role.
angry.
very angry yabbies.
that would be fun to see...
Moi: Hi everybody!
Lads: Hi, Doctor Fyodor!
Ahem. It's KIMBERLEY, with no freakin' "y". I happen to be very fond of the name, so please stop abusing it.
Back to more serious matters, now we know that Stormtroopers are clones of Jango/Boba Fett, surely his death via gastric juice must be surmountable via kidnapping a stormtrooper and applying the appropriate genetic manipulation to produce a decent clone? I felt rather sad for the old Fettmeister when he bought the farm.
New Xealanders must be proud that the rest of the world thinks they are a nation of Orcs and Bounty Hunters. Actually, that would be pretty cool - cooler than our crocodile wrestlers and whatever.
It's even worse that "he bought the farm" on Tatooine, because the only farms there are Moisture Farms and it would be a bad investment in...
..I'm going. I'm going.
To the nerd corner!
hehehehhehhhhheeeeenooks!
I hope girls can be in the nerd corner as well cause to my eternal shame I a) know what you are talking about b) love that bit of the movie. I have often wished to have a pit like that in my own backyard in which to throw various people who piss me off. Sigh.
Mindy,
The pit's not the problem; it's finding the Sarlacc and getting it INTO the pit that's difficult.
Erm...not that I've tried or anything.
I know Fyodor, I've had one on backorder for ages.
ahhh poor Boba - I actually felt really sorry for him, and even sorrier after watching ep2 and finding out why he goes all Bounty Hunter. so the pit wasn't my favourite...
when you think of it, it would be a nice favour to throw some girls in for him, don't you think?
if we go that far, though, Wedge Antilles has to get a girl, too. I insist.
come and join me in the Nerdy Corner, Min. we can spruce it up with some chintz cushions.
be careful not to get Boy Germs, though.
"Wedge Antilles has to get a girl, too. I insist."
He has to get a wedgie too. "You're not doing any good back there!"
Dear Mum,
For my birthday I would like blasters that fire backwards and for Luke to stop giving me wedgies using the Force(TM).
Love Wedge.
Mindy, are you going to have a Sarlacc pit at Yass? The new coucil regulations say you have to child-proof fence it. Apparently they are a leading source of rural death amongst children.
yeah, harry we were thinking of putting the sarlacc pit where the dam is because there ain't no water in that sucker so we might as well use the space that's there and we were going to fence the dam anyway so it will all work out nicely. Only Sarlacc inc. aren't returning my calls the bastards. I can hear some sort of screaming when the answer phone clicks on, but I don't know what that could be. I think they're just lazy.
Fucking telesales. Why can't they pay decent money and get themselves a better class of Jawa for their call centres?
"Your call is important to us."
Yeah? So why don't you pick it up, bantha poodoo? The Hutts may be horrifically underhanded gangsters, but at least they know the meaning of customer fucking service. They wouldn't tolerate that level of organisational incompetence.
mmm maybe that's what the screaming is about hutt hutt no. I thought they were screaming about hot tomatoes or something.
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