I thought them not wanting to kiss your arse IS the problem, Megatron?
Always preferred shapely arses meself. The sort you can park your bike in and rest a pint on.
How are real women supposed to compete with that? I wish I had a personal airbrusher at my disposal. I think what it really comes down to is that we do love our partners despite the fact that they aren't airbrushed.
Fyodor a beer would look good on my arse.
That's redundant. Beer always looks good.
Mmmmh, beer...
True.
Beer good.
"How are real women supposed to compete with that?"
By finding a real man, HWURH!
Or, possibly, by drinking lots of real beer.
"I had a personal airbrusher at my disposal."
I thought that was what good personalities were for. How you doin'?
"can park your bike in and rest a pint on."
Ah, your drinking habits are like Zoe's.
Fyodor, beer is so good that you should come down to Canberra in July and drink beer there!
Meg - I would suggest a Beer-Balancing Competition at some point.
the 50m Wiggle?
Fyodor - wouldn't a bike get in the way a little?
woof!
hmmm an arse beer-balancing competition. I like. I think I'll add it to my (small but growing) list of new Olympic sports.
"Fyodor - wouldn't a bike get in the way a little?"
Of what, drinking? Oh, you mean the other thing. A bloke's gotta rest some time, hasn't he? We're not all insatiable lesbian vampires with unflagging endurance or libido...
Oh. OK, I have to go now.
In a sharehouse in Chippendale the female housemate habitually parked her bike in the kitchen, leaning it against the table there. There are no chairs in the kitchen, yet the three housemates (of which I was one) often have long conversations there.
Once a fourth person entered, looked around and sat down on the table.
harry: Why did you sit at the table when there's a perfectly good bike in the room?
I always found it interesting that they air-brushed out womens labia's in porn magazines. And before you ask, no I don't read many of them but I heard about this and I just had to go and have a look!
What is this teaching the men who wank all over them, I can tell you there are some people who are going to get a real shock when they see one for the first time.
Yes. Extending Tina's point a little:
I mean, it's not as if there aren't a bunch of totally kickarse women out there so that you are forced to make some.
Real women are Good Things.
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