OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
This is what I tried to post back in October 1998:
Ok, okay. I lied about the ‘cumcumber’ bit (or even ‘cucumber’). That was a lie. And, and the bit about the time being “$3.27 without GST” – I made that up too.
Okay, I have been to Haloscan and my first comment was at 6:42pm our time. Haloscan on this blog lists that as 4:43pm. No problem.
Now I log onto Haloscan and go to ‘Manage Comments’ and the timestamp for this comment is 5:38pm.
Then when I select this comment to edit it, it takes me to the ‘Edit Comment’ page and the time is 9:38pm!
DOUBLE-YEW TEE EFF?!?!?!?!?!?!
Now, just what the fuck is going on, I mean it’s not as if…. Oh, the maths is really easy.
You know what would be really funny?
If Haloscan ate this comment.
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MOTHERFUCKER!
It just ate my freaking post AND popped up with the message:
"Please wait at least 30 seconds between posts
(another 42435 second(s))"
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ARGH!
“Please wait at least 30 seconds between posts (another 42314 second(s)).
WHY THE FUCK does Haloscan eat a comment it can’t post? What the fuck sense does this make?!?!?!?2 If you can’t post it, then KEEP THE FUCKING TEXT you useless piece of shit software fucking fuck fuck!
FUCK I HATE COMPUTERS.
Astronaut: Post my comment, Hal.
Hal: I cannot do that, harry.
Astronaut: Why not?
Hal: Deleting all files.
Astronaut: Noooooooooooooo!
WHY THE FUCK does haloscan have THREE timestamps for THE SAME PIECE OF INFORMATION!!!!!?!!?!
Astronaut: What time is it, Hal.
Hal: 4:43pm, 5:38pm and 9:38pm
Astronaut: Um, are you sure?
Hal: Venting ship.
Astronaut: Nooooooo… [popping of eyeballs, boiling of blood]
stop, harry.
succumb to the inevitable.
Haloscan IS god.
No, Haloscan is horribly flawed. I have found comments that were in order that are now in the wrong spot.
And there's another two gone wrong at the end of Fyodor and Amanda's Russian te-teteski.
well, maybe HaloScan is Loki?
Well I think I shall blame HaloScan for the fact that Ob's comment posted at LEAST 10 times.
did it really?
how did you get rid of it?
Meg is magic *wink*
*look of adoration and amazement*
gosh!
Argh! I just went to HaloScan. ERGH! Makes no fucking sense.. in no way does it resemble what's here.
Look at the first 3 letters of the word HaloScan. That's why.
you are not alone
http://thecurrencylad.blogspot.c...-
continuum.html
"you are not alone"
That is true. Know, people, that I am always with you. You may stumble on the plains of gibber in the Gobi, but I will be a hand to help you up. You may be sinking into the black embrace of the deep atlantic but your last breath with be a kiss from me.
Know too, that should you find yourself walking in freedom's field that I will be the banner...
say, these drugs are #really# good.
So say I. And so it shall be.
harry
PS Mwah!
Commenting by HaloScan
