HOLA!
This is your border-control HotLine.
Please press One for English.
Presione Dos para el espaņol.
How can we help you?
Please press One if you are reporting an illegal swimmer.
Please press Two if your illegal is on foot.
Please press Three if your illegals are in a boat or raft .. your call will be transfered to the Coast Guard answering service.
Please press Four if your illegals are accompanied by a coyote.
Please press Five if your illegals are accompanied by other pets ... your call will be transferred to Animal Control.
Thankyou.
Please enter the number of illegals crossing, followed by the Pound sign.
Thankyou.
BEEP
Please stay on the line while we decide what to do with your phone call. All our operators are currently on siesta.
This whole thing is plainly ridiculous. They should use this money to invest in the Mexican economy or SOMETHING that will solve the base causes of the problem.
Commenting by HaloScan
