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That 3rd pic should be entitled 3 Dog Night.
Nikki |
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04.26.06 - 9:53 am | #
Was Vivica's forehead always so pronounced?
mealone |
04.26.06 - 10:04 am | #
GOTDAMN!!!! Who gave her a lipjammy!! I watch those damn Wife & kids reruns all the time, they were full but these things are bout to bust.That first pic makes my eyes hurt, is that supposed to be her sexy look? She look like she just sucked on a lemonhead, or maybe just gave some head, I don't know, but it just ain't right.
And seriously does Madame Viv get around or what, this chic is always in a picture.
Ninjagirrl |
04.26.06 - 10:06 am | #
Gina lips look too swollen. Looks like she grabbed and tried to eat one of MAMMA PAYNES "biscuits" while there still hot out of the oven!
Stephen |
04.26.06 - 10:09 am | #
Did Tisha's lips get stuck in a pool drain? Looking like a largemouth bass. *shaking head* OR is she preggers again?
That black/white floral dress is most unflattering. And the reason for that peach ribbon tied around her right upper arm is...?
Viv is a lil difficult to look at too...with that damn baby hair reaching for her missing hairline
Miss Jay looks like another fucking species...planet of the apes type shit
how is it that Tisha has on two different outfits on the same red carpet...seemingly at the same time? it's a glitch in the matrix yall
Breezy |
04.26.06 - 10:12 am | #
That 3rd pic should be entitled 3 Dog Night.
^
How about Three Mo' Trannies
Anonymous 2.0 |
04.26.06 - 10:15 am | #
Why would she get collagen when her lips were already big as all outdoors?!
That's like Wesley Snipes getting a tan!
eightwonderofwit | 04.26.06 - 9:43 am | #
*dead*
Bad ass plastic surgery too. It's very evident in pic 2. When will Black Hollywood wake up and stop trying to compete with the others in Plasticwood. Just think....JOAN RIVERS. But I guess plastic surgery is like getting a tattoo, you just need juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust one mo' and you'll be done! I have no problem with a little tweek, but the whole industry is getting outta control. The best job is when you never notice anything was done (Halle's nose).
It seems the style now is to LOOK DONE.
...and it doesn't help that Vivica "Faux" Fox is her sponsor.
BonQueshaLA |
04.26.06 - 10:18 am | #
I GOT IT YALL!
I was tryna figure out Miss Jay's lineage, and then I scrolled down and found her brother Curtis Jackson, so Miss Jay must be short for Miss Jackson. If 50 shaves all his facial hair and puts on some heels we've got a 99% match...Fresh we need to do a juxtaposition (sp?) of their pictures asap
Breezy |
04.26.06 - 10:19 am | #
Holy shit, she looks exactly like that episode on Martin when Gina showed up to Martin's class reunion, broken out from an allergic reaction to novocaine.
jp |
04.26.06 - 10:19 am | #
I GOT IT YALL!
I was tryna figure out Miss Jay's lineage, and then I scrolled down and found her brother Curtis Jackson, so Miss Jay must be short for Miss Jackson. If 50 shaves all his facial hair and puts on some heels we've got a 99% match...Fresh we need to do a juxtaposition (sp?) of their pictures asap
I got you! I'm on it now.
Fresh |
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04.26.06 - 10:22 am | #
her lips are huge. she kinda looks like a bratz doll to me. Vivica just looks ghetto with that snap-on ponytail
mybiz |
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04.26.06 - 10:22 am | #
Oh Breezy!!
"Viv is a lil difficult to look at too...with that damn baby hair reaching for her missing hairline"
*DYING*
Reach!! REACH!! you can make it babyhair, you can make it, just 5 more inches, REACH!!
I don't think it's worth the effort the gap is too big to close.
*DEAD*
Ninjagirrl |
04.26.06 - 10:30 am | #
the look is very Diana Ross in Lady Sings The Blues after that whiskey and her-ron got to her.
she looks like she got into a fight with an African bee and lost.
tress |
04.26.06 - 10:32 am | #
I put their pics side by side and they can pass for cousins...
lmbao @
"she looks like she got into a fight with an African bee and lost"
I'ma get fired cause my dying process is too loud for my office.
Ninjagirrl |
04.26.06 - 10:37 am | #
Did Vivisection have the nerve to brush down some gaaadamn baby hairs?? I hate her so much right now.
And to reiterate: Damn, Gina.
SnapDragon |
04.26.06 - 10:39 am | #
now she know that when u have lips that big, you CANNOT wear long bangs. that shit just accentuates your damn soup coolers. and her nose is too tiny in proportion to her lips. damn, her lips take up like 45% of her face.
mia |
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04.26.06 - 10:40 am | #
Tisha, the pouty soup coolers do not become you. Make it stop. Tisha looks either sick or stoned in that floral dress, and so does her wig. I've always found her unattractive no matter what she does or wears, but hey, as long as her man likes it...whatever. I actually like Viv's dress, but that white stripe part needs to go. She never misses a party does she? Miss Jay is all the diva Viv is trying to be-take notes Vivica.
Anonymous 2.0 |
04.26.06 - 10:42 am | #
Has anyone EVER seen Tisha's real hair? By now, it should be down to her knees.
That girl must have stock in a wig company...
Apple Blossom |
04.26.06 - 10:49 am | #
Breezy & Fresh AKA " That Fresh Breeze"
ya'll are wildin. *on the floor*
It deserves it's own post....
DexStarG |
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04.26.06 - 10:52 am | #
tisha looks like she's in pain...if only she knew how much pain we feel looking at her.
dareal |
04.26.06 - 10:52 am | #
What the HELL happened to HER! And who is that black thing she's standing next to in the second and third photos?
OneCoolSista |
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04.26.06 - 10:57 am | #
Ok...that link took me out. ROTFLMAO
And they all look like whodundidit and ran.
Amn.eris |
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04.26.06 - 11:03 am | #
That's like Wesley Snipes getting a tan!
eightwonderofwit | 04.26.06 - 9:43 am | #
Crack is Whack |
04.26.06 - 11:06 am | #
Tisha looks ri-damn-diculous! The hell happened to her??
As far as Aunt Madame Viv and Miss Jay, HAM's of a feather...
Butta |
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04.26.06 - 11:13 am | #
It's a sad sad day in America when Ms. J is the fiercest B@#$ch in the piture.
msmarvelous78 |
04.26.06 - 11:13 am | #
My bad>>> picture!
msmarvelous78 |
04.26.06 - 11:14 am | #
"That's like Wesley Snipes getting a tan!"
*DEAD*
I'm so mad that you made me laugh hard at this! LOL!!!
WTF happened to Tisha's face? I mean damn, she's always been hella unattractive but it's looking real rough right now.
Ms. Hershey |
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04.26.06 - 11:24 am | #
I think the floral get-up is an overcoat. Shit still looks stupid. And does she have a bra on under the black shirt? She was never attractive to me. Bitch looks a mess!
my_mia22 |
04.26.06 - 11:30 am | #
when i seen the pic the first thing that came to mind was from House Party
" I Smell--- PUSSY"
e-ka |
04.26.06 - 11:34 am | #
Oh No! Tish's husband punched her in the mouth, threw her out the house in a robe and made her walk the red carpet with Miss Jay and Vivica!
that's just wrong wrong wrong wrong!
frog kisser |
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04.26.06 - 11:34 am | #
When HAM's attack! WTF??!!!!?!?! Tisha looks like crime in the face. She already had some big lips..why make them bigger. This trout pout chic is not a good look for sistas.
I think we need to hire Dog the Bounty Hunter to find Viv's hairline...he can find anything.
Julia_Claudine_Deveraux |
04.26.06 - 11:36 am | #
Tisha stopped being cute to me after School Daze...Anyway--I wonder what drug she's on?
Shaunnie |
04.26.06 - 11:50 am | #
Breezy and Fresh == C+D CSI.
now we need a tagline. Suggestions, y'all?
Nemesis |
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04.26.06 - 11:53 am | #
Butta you stole my post! LOL, you just confirmed my suspicion that Tisha was trying to be like that little blonde muppet.
I just seent these on wireimage!
COFFIE03 |
04.26.06 - 12:01 pm | #
Lord, I must have finally been Hollywooded-out (i.e. bamboozled, hornswoggled, and run amok), because Tisha doesn't look that bad to me there. I mean, she didn't bring her A game, and she looks like she just woke up, and yeah, she's got a little bit of a Jim Henson tribute going on on her face...but...what was I saying?
Oh, yeah! I'm sorry, but in a photo lineup with Miss Jay and Vivica "Givin' You the Best That I Got" Fox, even the cryptkeeper is going to come out ahead in my book.
adams |
04.26.06 - 12:01 pm | #
i say COT DAMN!
Mika |
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04.26.06 - 12:02 pm | #
Dr Q and her P.H D on detecting plastic surgeries' ass says:
that bitch FUCKED with her nose
she wronged her lips too
and some lady just came by my desk and said woah who messed her eye area up !!
******* DrQ has not treated this heifer******
Q |
04.26.06 - 12:02 pm | #
Damn Gina! is right lol. Tisha should of kept her ass under the covers with all the doors locked. T.V and make-up does wonders for a person. She shouldn't of done her own make up and if she didn't she should fire her make-up artist.
Kayla |
04.26.06 - 12:06 pm | #
********************DEAD*************
waiting on a laugh autopsy.
Miami-biggz |
04.26.06 - 12:12 pm | #
damn damn damn...she looks like she got ass-lips!! I mean she did already have big ass lips anyways, and to think that she copied Vivica and got the collagen shits..WOAH!!! And it seems like in every picture I see, Viviva's hair line is looking more and more like Jamie Foxx 's back in the day!!
brown-chik |
04.26.06 - 12:19 pm | #
If I'm not mistaken one of the females on "Martin" had a (sexual) harrassment complaint against Martin Lawrence? If this is true, I hope it wasn't Tisha.
Anonymous 2.0 |
04.26.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Yes 2.0 it was her azz! That's y Marty-Marr went off the air....
Like Momma Payne would say " A big face heffa"!
Bama Bred |
04.26.06 - 12:38 pm | #
@Julia C D
You are brilliant!
I loved that you called on Dog-The Bounty Hunter. He is one crazy mofo. One minute he's calling the suspects "slum bags, worthless.." and then he's damn near in tears after he catches them for. I really used to like the show until I got a vision of him chasing my brother's black ass. Did do you see those Hawaiians (sp?). They could easily pass for Black. Hell, a lot of them are.
sayword |
04.26.06 - 12:44 pm | #
No Fresh, it should be more like when VIVICA is looking better than you, there's a problem. What happend to her?!
Cocobean20 |
04.26.06 - 12:51 pm | #
Damn is Vivica talking everyone into doing plastic surgery.
Sexy Nymph |
04.26.06 - 12:53 pm | #
DONE and DONE!!! Between this line, and Butta, Fresh and Breezy, I can't breathe anymore.
BoSoxQT |
04.26.06 - 1:44 pm | #
lol @ Gina lips look too swollen. Looks like she grabbed and tried to eat one of MAMMA PAYNES "biscuits" while there still hot out of the oven!
CLASSIC
those bitches look a hott mess. notice that Tisha, Vivica and Lil Kim are friends. 3 for 1 special.
The doctor said "Vivica you can bring two friends in for free to get there lips done." And she texted lil kim and Tisha and those bitches came running in, glad they aint got my number cause yall know blk folks love free shit.
Ivana |
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04.26.06 - 1:51 pm | #
i saw her at Pinn's, the Hollywood bowling alley where alot of celebs go, and she'd lost all the wieght from the baby, but she had this horrendously big weave in her head, made her look like a stick figure with a black lion's mane...Tisha been dabbling in that plastic surgery shit. She looks like she in a lot of damn pain...
...and Duane Martin has the biggest damn head i've ever seen in all my 28 years on this earth. The skullie he was wearing when i saw him did nothing but accentuate the size of his dome piece. i couldn't even concentrate on what i was doing, the size of his brain holder had me stuck.
blakchik25 |
04.26.06 - 1:52 pm | #
SHIT! what is up with black women and these fake faces! YOU DONT NEED IT.
rofl@Fresh...I am dying. She does look like her class reunion. And LOL@ Ms Jay looking better than her. How sad.
i be drankin |
04.26.06 - 1:57 pm | #
It a sad day......Now another sista has bought into the hollywood myth. Gina looks like a pumpkin at scaryween....
clb |
04.26.06 - 2:00 pm | #
Viv and Tisha= H.A.M.'s
Miss J = The Anti-H.A.M.
Miss J is a hypocrite. Models on ANTM look way better than those two hags on a bad day, and they still get dogged out.
Anonymous 2.0 |
04.26.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Laff at Miss Jay coming out looking like No-cahontas.
Alicia |
04.26.06 - 2:34 pm | #
Back in the day (Middle school) we used to put some Petroleum jelly on our brushes, or for the more fortunate Ampro [black gel] and create "baby hair" in the front of our hair. The key word here is: MIDDLE SCHOOL!! Once you get a certain age that *ish* ain't cute... it's cheap! She needs to invest in one of Brandy's wigs and call it a day!
Watch_and_Learn |
04.26.06 - 2:42 pm | #
lets lay off miss jay, she/he has natural ugly, he cant help that.
Gina & V.Fox did that shit on purpose
Ivana |
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04.26.06 - 2:45 pm | #
I found this on the web:
TISHA CAMPBELL MARTIN FIGHTING ILLNESS
Thirty-Six year old actress Tisha Campbell, co-star of ABC's "My Wife and Kids" with Damon Wayans, recently confirmed that she is battling sarcoidosis, a rare lung disease which affects parts of the body. Tisha is married to actor Duane Martin, who stars on the UPN show "All of Us". Tisha also played "Gina" on the Martin Show. She says she is going to fight this disease. Tisha has been sick for a while, but doctors had no idea what was wrong with her. She plans to continue working as long as her health holds up. The two have a small son. (Get well Tisha!)
chelle |
04.26.06 - 2:48 pm | #
lets lay off miss jay, she/he has natural ugly, he cant help that.
Gina & V.Fox did that shit on purpose
Ivana
*Dead* @ "natural ugly"
I'm sorry she has a disease, but does it affect the face? If it does, we'll I will repent, if it doesn't I'ma stay laughin'
Ninjagirrl |
04.26.06 - 2:53 pm | #
that has nothing to do with her lips.
thats not good news, and I will be humble and pray for her, but again, that has nothing to do with her lips.
Ivana |
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04.26.06 - 2:53 pm | #
That's all I need to hear, I will also pray for her lips. (LOL yup I am LOL)
Ninjagirrl |
04.26.06 - 3:05 pm | #
hearing the buzzards coming to fly over my dead body with that comment.
brown-chik |
04.26.06 - 3:16 pm | #
Sarcoidosis also often affects your:
Skin
Eyes
Liver.
Less often, sarcoidosis affects your:
Spleen
Brain
Nerves
Heart
Tear glands
Salivary glands
Bones and joints.
Rarely, sarcoidosis affects other organs, including your:
Thyroid gland
Breasts
Kidneys
Reproductive organs.
Sarcoidosis almost always occurs in more than one organ at a time.
Sarcoidosis has an active and a nonactive phase:
In the active phase, the granulomas form and grow. In this phase, symptoms can develop, and scar tissue can form in the organs where the granulomas occur.
In the nonactive phase, the inflammation goes down, and the granulomas stay the same size or shrink. But the scars may remain and cause symptoms.
The course of the disease varies greatly among people.
In many people, sarcoidosis is mild. The inflammation that causes the granulomas may get better on its own. The granulomas may stop growing or shrink. Symptoms may go away within a few years.
In some people, the inflammation remains but doesn't get worse. You may also have symptoms or flare-ups and need treatment every now and then.
In other people, sarcoidosis slowly gets worse over the years and can cause permanent organ damage. Although treatment can help, sarcoidosis may leave scar tissue in the lungs, skin, eyes, or other organs. The scar tissue can affect how the organs work. Treatment usually does not affect scar tissue.
Changes in sarcoidosis usually occur slowly (e.g., over months). Sarcoidosis does not usually cause sudden illness. However, some symptoms may occur suddenly. They include:
Disturbed heart rhythms
Arthritis in the ankles
Eye symptoms.
In some serious cases in which vital organs are affected, sarcoidosis can result in death.
Sarcoidosis is not a form of cancer.
There is no known way to prevent sarcoidosis.
Sarcoidosis was once thought to be an uncommon condition. It's now known to affect tens of thousands of people throughout the United States. Because many people who have sarcoidosis have no symptoms, it's hard to know how many people have the condition.
Damn! You're nooo good :=))
Tisha and Superhead are two people that look different almost everytime you see them. Either their skin is pasty or just a little brown or a new lips,nose or something. I know everybody's sayin 'Duh, plastic surgery' but that's some scary ish. Guess in Hollyweird they just don't care anymore. Oh well, Pam still looks nice.
nean |
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04.26.06 - 3:42 pm | #
Trisha is suffering from Sarcoidosis. That is why she looks the eay she does.
Juan |
04.26.06 - 4:16 pm | #
@Fresh & Breezy
Went to lunch & still LMBAO-yall a fool for that one...But when I seen Butta's comment it was OVER..i can not take it...my job may be in jeopardy...gotta get back to work and redeem myself..im addicted to this site
tasha |
04.26.06 - 4:20 pm | #
remember the episode of "martin" when tommy hearns beat his ass and his head was all swollen ? that's what tisha looks like in these pics. and why is she wearing my grandmama's old wallpaper ?
"Next Caller !!!" |
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04.26.06 - 4:21 pm | #
does anyone watch American Dad? Well Gina looks just like the mom.
i be drankin |
04.26.06 - 4:45 pm | #
Wow so you can die from it; I hope she gets better.
COFFIE03 |
04.26.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Whoever made the Dog comment..
HILARIOUS!! I also love how on the show his wife is always cursing the captives out. Dog also refers to them as 'brahs'.
Tisha and Vivica look like the poster children for plastic surgery gone wrong!!
ANONA |
04.26.06 - 5:45 pm | #
does anyone watch American Dad? Well Gina looks just like the mom.
i be drankin | 04.26.06 - 4:45 pm | #
Yo your are so damn right!!!
Ninjagirrl |
04.26.06 - 6:00 pm | #
Why Gina grill look like a catfish? All she need is whiskers! I don't remember her lips being that big. Damn!
La Shun |
04.26.06 - 9:00 pm | #
WHY, OH WHY DID SHE GET HER LIPS INJECTED? Tisha Campbell already had big beautiful lips.. this is f&cking crazy.. she's been hanging with Vivica Fox for way too long... PLEASE STOP TISHA!
funkybella |
04.27.06 - 4:11 am | #
@ juan who said she has sarcoidosis... word? damn, i hope errthing work out for her w/ that. that's pretty serious.
mia |
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04.27.06 - 8:30 am | #
You hit that right......I told you he live by me and has a bull dog,the dog
looks better,one thing i can say he right she is not giving a cent away,
she never been use to having that kind of money.
michael moody |
04.27.06 - 8:54 am | #
Her lips are so big that she can't hardly open her eyes!
Scat |
04.27.06 - 8:59 pm | #