I swear our children could be clones of eachother. We have this rather large woman neighbor who annoys the hell out of me. Bad mommy refered to her as fat ass when she cut me off one day. Went to get the mail and there she was... my four year old son said "look mommy, it's that fat lady". I was looking all around for a rock to climb under.
Irish Breen | Homepage | 03.24.05 - 10:56 am | #

LMAO!! My daugher calls her, ah... gas, "cute little farts". I swear I've never uttered those words - where do they get these things?
Christine | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 11:36 pm | #

That is classic! And I love Cori's ploy, I'll have to try that one myself.

Just remember, although she is embarrasing you now, just think of all the embarrasment you can cause her when she is a teenager!
Amy | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 8:14 pm | #

OMG I am laughing sooooo hard right now!!
Beth | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 5:38 pm | #

My child was 4 or 5, sees an old man in the grocery store, really loud voice here, "Look Mommy, that man has grey hair and he's not even dead!"

Sigh. I say use the ductape when out in public.
Call Me Scarlett | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 4:19 pm | #

LOL, Cori!

I'll have to remember that one!
-A- | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 1:17 pm | #

Oh, good! That was your kid, not one of mine! When one of mine would do the temper tantrum at the grocery store thing, I'd look at them and say "Wait til we get home and I tell your mom how you acted for me!" Anything to avoid responsiblity for their behavior!
Cori | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 12:23 pm | #

LOL!!!

Isn't it funny how trying to pretend you don't know the child never works?

I hope that you didn't get any evil librarian looks. After all, she's only a child. You don't want her to hate the library.

Personally, if I had been in the library, I would have laughed.
-A- | Homepage | 03.23.05 - 12:07 pm | #