My daughter just hit one year and I'm still officially calling myself a bitch! With just one child. You have two. You should get an award for that...I know lots of women have two children..and seriously..there should be like.. a special lane on the highway just for that, aside from the carpool lane. We could call it the "She's touching me! He's on my side of the seat!" Lane.
Amanda | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 10:18 pm | #

ANother week? I think you deserve at least 6 MONTHS of bitchiness after having a baby!
Amy | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 12:23 pm | #

You are too funny!
NaeNae in NC | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 10:19 am | #

Believe me, I am feeling it too. Hormones are raging and I am a total bitch right now.

O-well. It's all his fault anyway
JuJuBee | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 9:09 am | #

Answers:

1) Don't bother coming home at all.
2) Whatever you'll be picking up on your way home.
3) I think you forgot that I just shot a baby out from between my legs.
4) Bite me!
5) You just park that pickle back in its jar.
poopydigs | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 8:31 am | #

Difficult, my ass. All of those deserve much worse than the finger.
HG | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 6:44 am | #

Do not under any circumstances use the middle finger for question number 5! LOL It can be completely misconstrued. LOL (not that I'm, ahem, speaking from experience or anything)
Alison | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 4:17 am | #

you should really learn how to use that toe!
Summer | 04.25.06 - 7:44 pm | #