I think it was Jeff Tindall who pointed out the striking resemblance between Aaron Taylor and "Oven Mitt" from the Arby's commercials. So Taylor wouldnt even need a costume -- he could just walk around w/ an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich and be all set for Halloween...
mihos | 10.10.05 - 11:37 am | #

I could see Lloyd Carr dressed up as Little Bo Peep this year.

Reasoning: Lost his sheep, doesn't know where to find them. Coaching thus far resembles the Nursery Rhyme heroine.

Materials Needed: Herding staff; coaching staff

Estimated Cost: 3 losses and counting
MichiGing | 10.10.05 - 12:41 pm | #

Michigan football team...dress as 'The Shadow',because the Wolverines are a shadow of who they once were predicted to be.
John B. | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 1:18 pm | #

Halloween was always my favorite holiday for a reason. Drinking + Slutty Costumes = Fun!

That said, I like your suggestion for Lloyd.
the girl in camouflage | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 1:24 pm | #

John B. -

The Shadow would be OK, but with one caveat. The radio drama 'The Shadow' was a total badass. Michigan doesn't deserve that. They have to go as the suckass 'Alec Baldwin as The Shadow'
Scott | 10.10.05 - 1:38 pm | #

The successor to Ian's football/hip-hop post. This is SENSATIONAL Brian. Nicely done.

Me as Lloyd? I might have too much enthusiasm to pull that off, but it would be pretty awesome. I think I'd carry my balls in a bag and throw them away as a gimmick during the "give-me-candy" portion of the evening. I'll get my friends to dress up as Herrmann, Gittleson, and DeBord and each can have a "My daddy's the boss" t-shirt on.
Joey | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 1:45 pm | #

Joey -

Say what you will about DeBord, the offensive lines never sucked this bad when he was in charge of them. Moeller, on the other hand, has definitely earned one of those T-Shirts.
Scott | 10.10.05 - 1:54 pm | #

The Beaker quote made me spit my bourbon out. Fine job.
Orson Swindle | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 1:58 pm | #

Absolutely hilarious. However, I have no interest in seeing Joey as anything except Don Corleone. Why? Because Pimpin'
Ain't
Easy.
Andy | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 10:38 pm | #

I hope Carl Newman brings down his mighty Canadian red-headed(respect!) fury upon your lack-of-love-for-his-cool-poppy-fun. Neko too. And I guess Dan is touring this time around, so him as well.

Three albums, tons of awesome. You have to like SOMEthing of theirs.
Colin | 10.11.05 - 3:33 am | #

You forgot Mack Brown as Andy Griffith!
Peter Bean | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 12:36 pm | #