i'm confused, brian. you "never get to see OU-Texas"? there is no possible way you have survived this long, whilst writing about college football, without having the college gameplan from the world wide leader.
Branch - starting to remind me of the key to the Steelers' defense, Casey Hampton. He doesn't get any glory, but he just eats blockers for lunch - usually two. Just dominates and allows others to fly to the ball.
Nice selection, Brian.
Shut up about Branch. He needs a lot of work to be a decent player. At least one season more.
The watch, Alan, look at the watch.
I think we all know what it will take to get Branch to stick around for another season:
Yes, we must associate misquoted, yet obscene, character flaws with him (i.e., didn't Branch say "I will eat Stocco's unborn children! I'm a f*&^!!* SOLDIER!" in the locker room?).
Then, all we need to do in May of 2007 is find some willing scapegoat to admit he/she fabricated said quotes, followed by associating heroic acts to Alan. For example, he once "sewed my leg back to my torso after a freak oil refinery explosion with the delicacy of a sushi chef!"
Can't believe you left out Brady Quinn......Lee Corso inflated his heisman hopes on national television last saturday by blowing thru Quinn's urethra.....insane.....
Lee Corso to Desmond Howard: Son, we live in a world that has inflated heroes, and those inflated heroes have to be guarded by men with Gameday shows. Whose gonna do it? You MGOBLOG community? You, Brian? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Troy Smith and Garret Wolfe, and you curse the Notre Dame football team. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That by not picking any heisman contender outside of Brady Quinn, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at tail gate parties, you want me to blow on Quinns urethra, you need me on his urethra. We use words like Weiss, Holy Divinity of Knute rises again, Gods squad. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of Notre Dame holy than thou-ness that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you quit paying attention to reality, and play NCAA 2007. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think .
Calvin was the only reason I went down to the game last Thursday. And the only two times I thought something other than, "wow, Virginia is awful" was when he caught/ran his two TDs.
you want me to blow on Quinns urethra, you need me on his urethra
my eyes are huring from wiping all the tears away from laughing at this shit here. man that's just to damned funny. hell of a funny rant...I gotta copy that and send it to some people.
Jorel - that was actually really funny and not the usual, delusional tripe that you post. Thanks!
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