I already put 12 grand on M


Me too


12 grand? You guys are pussies with a capital P.


Back to FT:

I'm guessing he didn't get a 15 for spelling Toussaint correctly. I mean, with a 15 could you even spell Smith?


This "MICHIGAN" dude better be a wide receiver or I'm going to be fucking pissed at Rich Rod.


^^^^^^HUH?


Well played Braylon


Gravatar I think he's talking about that fake #1 Michigan jersey???


Gravatar Good evening Sir, my name is Braylon. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am in the NFL.


Gravatar DreamBeaver wins. I'm not the second BE.


Gravatar Holy hell, I almost shat a brick wall when I saw those jerseys. Very AFL.


Gravatar do i have to show a student ID or something to get in to the big house using student tickets?


Gravatar (slow clap)

smartest message board crowd ever!!!


Gravatar Raise your hand if you're shocked that the guy who choked Jim Sorgi is on the juice. No one? Ok
*************************************


You know what I'm sayin. His play was so shitty during the season. It must of been drugs.


Gravatar bored at work - I tihnk students can now spend a small amount of $$ extra and have the right to sell their tickets - those tickets are appropriately marked.


Gravatar Yes, you need student ID to use student tickets, although I don't know how strictly that's enforced.

You can also pay a validation fee at the ticket office which allows anyone, student or non, to use student tickets. This essentially brings the price up to a "regular" priced ticket.


Gravatar Students can validate student tickets for general usage; the validation fee covers the gap between student face value and non-student face value. If a student ticket doesn't have a validation sticker on it, then you do have show student ID to get in.

This doesn't compare to Notre Dame, however, where student tickets are tied to specific students, and the name on your ticket has to match the name on your ID, or you don't get in. My brother went to law school there, and he went through a lot of trouble to get a student ticket transferred to my name so I could go to a game. It's crazy how tight they are with tickets there.


Gravatar I haven't been handle jacked in days, and there's a ton of bucknut trolls looking for wolverine love. what's going on?

Watched the gallon videos, and I'd still think he'd be a decent slot receiver if any of those videos had shown him -uhm, ya know, like uh- catching the ball. nice helmets though, it's always good to have versatile backups.


Watching the WVU-louisville 2005 triple overtime game, and i highly recommend it, if for nothing else, because RR makes a pretty good pregame speech that is making me think about peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

I'll transcribe it below, unless anyone can tell me how to convert divx files and upload them to youtube. On a mac. mac os 10.2.8 ... (i know, i must upgrade)


Gravatar .... in seoul... at this hour ...


Gravatar What am I going to do with 12 issues to Vibe?


Gravatar You know what I'd do with a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time.


Gravatar *SUBSCRIPTIONS to Vibe.


Jesus sometimes I think my sense of humor is being possessed by a dyslexic crack whore from Duluth.


Gravatar Jesus sometimes I think my sense of humor is being possessed by a dyslexic crack whore from Duluth.
Ninja Football | 06.16.08 - 1:21 pm | #

look, i was talking to my mom and she no longer wants to be in possession of your sense of humor.

so just stop calling, all right?


Gravatar You know the best part about having an alcoholic boss who sucks at life? I won't feel even remotely guilty about having a beer in hand and watching golf in about an hour when I could be making him money.

And your mom's a crack slut. There's a difference.


Gravatar NO and NO (to both versions of hoax jerseys and to the offensive linepersons)


Gravatar The fact Brian received enough comments about those fake jerseys from people that he had to address them is frightening. It's times like these I remember the M fans aren't really any smarter as a whole than any other group.


Gravatar The uni's purported to be "Away" look like volleyball uni's - hence the boob things.


Gravatar .... 'preciate what you said, coach Barwis. Remember the three things we talked about last night. It's a beautiful day to play football in OUR house. IN OUR HOUSE. You fly around and play fast. Fly around, play fast. How you comPETE and have some fun. Hell, I hope you CAME here to be in this environment. Compete on EVERY snap! And have fun. COMPETE ON EVERY SNAP AND HAVE FUN. And LAAAST, and most importantly, be physical. BE Physical. They want to have a 7 on 7 drill. We want to make it a fist fight. You understand me?! Clean. Legal. Football. Nothing cheap. Nothing Dirty. But (name redacted) football! (NAME REDACTED) FOOTBALL!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT! *rah* THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT!! *rah* (NAME REDACTED) FOOTBALL!! *rah* (NAME REDACTED) FOOTBALL!!!! *rah* WE'RE GONNA GET OUR TAPE ON! LACE OUR SHOES UP TIGHT!*rah*PUT A LITTLE MORE AIR IN OUR HELMET!*rah*YOU KNOW WHAT? *strap it up!*


Gravatar the first thing that i thought when i saw those foxy offensive line ladies was, "would."


Gravatar Ron Zook Football?


Gravatar the first thing that i thought when i saw those foxy offensive line ladies was, "wood."
big gay heart | 06.16.08 - 1:35 pm | #

Fixed.


Gravatar "It's crazy how tight they are"

That's what she said. (Or, he said)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...h? v=16QSYESBuRU


Gravatar Look at ESPN's frontpage and tell me that Rocco Mediate doesn't look like a skinny Rich Rod.


Gravatar i thought of that yesterday seeing rocco doing the interview. man is RR on diet pills.


Gravatar But is it really Tiger vs. Rocco? No, the real drama: Tiger's mind vs. Tiger's knee.

Someday I'm going to be reading ESPN.com and my head is going to explode.


Gravatar thanks for the info on student tix. i gotta get up for the utah game.


Gravatar But is it really Tiger vs. Rocco? No, the real drama: Tiger's mind vs. Tiger's knee.

Someday I'm going to be reading ESPN.com and my head is going to explode.
dex | Homepage | 06.16.08 - 1:45 pm | #

exactly what i was thinking. the coverage of sports is so totally and completely aggravating. its not about the competition, its about this foolish sort of artifical melodrama that is absolutely hollow and meaningless.


Gravatar It's like, we could focus on the improbable story of a nearly 50 year old man with severe back troubles finding himself up against the best player of all time for 18 holes and the US Open on the line, or we can talk about whether Tiger's mind will be able to beat Tiger's knee, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.


Gravatar 95% of the time they don't even look at the student ID - you can just borrow one from someone and cover the picture.


Gravatar He's right


Gravatar ...its about this foolish sort of artifical melodrama that is absolutely hollow and meaningless.

After reading this quote I don't even know if we can be friends anymore!!!!!



*this concludes this episode of MGoMellowdrama*


Gravatar Oh my god, Tiger is in contention? Why hasn't anyone told me? Why isn't this a bigger story in the sports world. Espn is really dropping the ball by not mentioning this. Good thing I came here. What's next, are you guys gonna tell me the Celtics and Lakers are playing basketball against each other?


Gravatar 95% of the time they don't even look at the student ID - you can just borrow one from someone and cover the picture.
6 years on student tickets | 06.16.08 - 1:54 pm | #


So would you recommend trying it and if they do check just get it validated and pay the extra at the gate?


Gravatar I know it's a somewhat trivial detail, but why does it take a random participant at the Women's Football Academy to ask who will be coaching from the sideline or the press box? The answer for Magee (obvs) and Shafer (less obvs) is the press box.

http://www.michigandaily.com/hom...01- e00e8121b00c

I believe Afro referenced this article without a link. There's some decent info about other stuff in there.


Gravatar Dreambeaver:

Did you know Tom Zbikowski was a boxer?


Gravatar Woo Brian became a real blogger. He posted pics of hot chicks on his site. Welcome to the darkside brah. I would totally bring that chick on the right to the basement.


Gravatar I hate to bring this up, but don't the fake home unis look eerily similar to the Appy St. ones?


Gravatar Man, I want to go to that clinic next year.


Gravatar I heard brady quinn was dating andy katzenmoyer


Gravatar You almost had me.....almost. A boxer? That's rich.


Gravatar OC, have you seen the video? It really does look like fun:

http://www.mgoblue.com/multimedi...ge.aspx? id=1344


Gravatar I mean a.j. hawk


Gravatar That UM woman's football camp rocked. I've never seen so much hot, sweaty pussy in one place since Elton John's 50th birthday party.


Gravatar Jodie Foster got so excited she forgot how to spell her own name.


Gravatar Actually the three of them are in a Barbershop Quartet with Charlie Weis. they were gonna name the group "The Rusty Trombones*" but after Weis joined they had to rename it "The Rusty Tubas".


Gravatar dude, i'd shoot the (name redacted) for jodie foster.


Gravatar Actually, you CAN short these bets. Shorting means selling now, delivering later. Take someone's money and say you'll put it on the game for them and pay them the winnings. Then just keep the money and you won't have to pay (probably). Of course, you can lose, as with any short. If Michigan wins the NC you're SCREWED.


Gravatar Fuck you. You think because you have a cock you can tell me how to spell my name? Clearly this is a case of male domination. It's what's wrong with the world. I can spell my name any way I want because I've succeeded all these years without a man. if you find that troubling, maybe you should go back to back to back to cave man times HAHAHA SO THERE


Gravatar http://www.stanback.net/images/f.../flash/ bang.swf


Gravatar 2 things:

1) Who the fuck is stupid enough to believe those "new adidas uniforms?"

2) Am I the only one that senses that the girl on the left is slowly dying as her upperhalf slides off her pelvis? It's like the beginning of that movie Ghost Ship!


Gravatar I think those jersey's are horrid. They're too gay.


Gravatar How pissed off do you think John Hinckley, Jr. was when he found out Jodie was gay?

Talk about a mistake.


Gravatar QUICK QUIZ!

name 5 big east teams (that play football) in 10 seconds.

READY? GO!

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
*ding*

You fail.

That's why the big east sucks


Gravatar haha, pat white is a WR in this game. is it the past of the future?


Gravatar You have got to be DUMB to think that those are the new uni's...simply amazing!

On a sidenote...they look like boren had modeled for. The chest area has room for tits...LOL!


Gravatar marco, I thought your post was pretty funny. However, for future consideration, leave out the lol exclamation point. It gives off the perception that you are cockjuggling thundercunt of a 12 year old, and I know you're not that, marco.

This is the first of many "dick move!"s I plan on issuing this offseason.


Gravatar But Jon Stewart teaches us that it's ok to laugh at your own jokes.


Gravatar First.


Gravatar So would you recommend trying it and if they do check just get it validated and pay the extra at the gate?
Ninja Football


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NO. You can only pay the validation fee at the ticket office at State & Hoover, which has limited hours.


Gravatar But is it really Tiger vs. Rocco? No, the real drama: Tiger's mind vs. Tiger's knee.

Isn't that a lot like Notre Dame vs. the Irish?


Gravatar Notre Dame wins on a last second field goal.


Gravatar More like Charlie Weis decides to go for the touchdown instead of an easy game-winning FG but fails, sending the game to overtime.


Gravatar Rocco is up one with two to play, according to ESPn.

Wish I was watching this.


Gravatar According to Columbus Dispatch (Co-worker is a fuckeye) Pryor reported to Columbus and weighed 240lbs (gained 25 lbs) did a 360 dunk while waiting for weigh in, and made 25 3's in a row. Is any of that believable?


Gravatar Fuck you Tiger. I made a nike commercial for you and this is how you repay me?


Gravatar Mediate up 1 heading to 18


Gravatar Rocco drives it into the shit. I could have done better.


Gravatar ummm, hrmmm for shizzle


Gravatar Rocco in bunker on 18. Tiger in Fairway off the tee.


Gravatar Tiger fargin smokes it. In the center and long.


Gravatar goodbye chicken fried rice, hello fried chicken!


Gravatar holy shit did any of you idiots just see michael ballack's goal?!?!? oh my


Gravatar @BlueSeoul

Coach Rod's UL pre-game already up, or am I missing something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...h? v=aYSIvKN26bo


Gravatar Tiger on in 2, but 50 feet away. Rocco hitting his 3rd onto green now.


Gravatar Rocco's 3rd 20 feet away.


Gravatar rodney scott, RB, Auburn recruit. long lost brother of Fitzgerald Toussaint?

http://auburn.rivals.com/viewpro...=1& pr_key=79141

http://michigan.rivals.com/viewp...=1& pr_key=73886


Gravatar Nice putt. Jackarse


Gravatar There's NO way that anyone thought those first jerseys were legit....you can clearly see the "Zubaz" label on it.


Gravatar Tiger birdies....Rocco putting to tie.....


Gravatar Sudden death


Gravatar Not only is that all true Staines FC, but Pryor also did a gymnastics floor routine, climbed up the side of the Schottenstein Center, ran a 3-minute mile, and resuscitated a man. True story.


Gravatar Plus, he made a microsurgical repair of one of Tebow's botched circumcisions. I saw it on Lifetime.


Gravatar Every time I watch that RR pregame speech I notice he says everything twice. He says everything twice. It's really weird. I mean really weird.


Gravatar stupid tiger woods


Gravatar Those jerseys aren't even Adidas, how could anyone fall for that?


Gravatar Scout says we have #11.
An OL.
No, not Antonio Bass.


Gravatar Michael Schofield


Gravatar BTW, it's recruit #10....

Been drinking with Rocco....


Gravatar Nice. He's a 4* OL rated 5.8 by Rivals.


Gravatar 3* on Scout. He is #197 on Rivals.


Gravatar not listed on rivals yet


Gravatar Schofield can qualify as a victory over the Gravy King, Joe Pa, and the Zooker.
Not to mention Mark Dantonio: Ace Recruiter


Gravatar Staines... some of the Pryor stuff is on, but some of the numbers are off:

- weighed in at 225 (+15 lbs from basketball season)
- didn't make 25 in a row, but made a bunch of jumpers from 20-25 ft.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/con...EA.html? sid=101

Also... on the Mealer "fluff" piece... Am I dislexic, or does it say Mealer is 5'6" and 295?? That can't be right, can it??


Gravatar rodney scott, RB, Auburn recruit. long lost brother of Fitzgerald Toussaint?

http://auburn.rivals.com/viewpro...=1& pr_key=79141

http://michigan.rivals.com/viewp...=1& pr_key=73886
beantownblue | 06.16.08 - 4:06 pm | #

beantown, hilarious man.

also, nice pick up by Roddy. now on to Chris Watt.


Gravatar Actually, Mealer is a shade under 5'5. Football coach inflated his height a bit.


Gravatar H4H:

Watt is not going to happen. Even The Beaver (Tom) seems to have given up on him.


Gravatar No Watt, no problem. Now that Craig Drummond is academically eligible, (22 ACT) he's def. someone to focus on.


Gravatar Of all the two minute (albeit grainy snippets I've seen on recroots, Drummond's may be the most impressive.


Gravatar i know its in our nature as mich fans to second guess our recruits and their abilities but damn our class is looking good so far and its only mid-june


Gravatar Another example of a young idiot who doesn't realize he will get buried in the depth charts.

Graham Excited by USC Offer


Keenan Graham By Kevin Carden
SCPlaybook.com
Date: Jun 12, 2008

Silverado High School Defensive end Keenan Graham, one of the top players in Nevada, currently holds 27 offers and has been hearing from many of the top programs in college football but a recent offer from the USC coaching staff has really shaken things up


Gravatar Don't worry, beantown, they've all booked a summer cruise on the New and Improved Titanic

Can't believe Drummond got a 22 on the ACT. I only got a 23 (and look how far I'VE gotten!)


Gravatar h4h, you can't blame a kid to be giddy about a usc scholarship. right now they're the most dominant program in country.


Gravatar H4H:
I think Graham's father lives in Flint or some shit.


Gravatar we'll see how that works out. I don't blame the kid for being giddy...let's just see how smart he is. time to eat, see you all during Tigers game.


Gravatar those are women?




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