I am a generally uninformed Hurricanes fan... can somebody explain to me why they traded this guy away?
Pure Stupidity is my best guess.
Because the Hurricanes organization is retarded.
They will rue the day they let Jack Johnson go for 2 spare parts. Dumbest. Move. Ever.
they needed him to sign last year, and felt that they could most use immeadiate help then, rather than a manbeakfreak 2 years later. thus, trade Jackzilla for those 2 little worm monsters whose can shoot silk out their mouths. this post rocks. I fully expect at least 2 JMFJ signs this weekend at Yost. I'm looking at you, current students....
who would win in a fight betwee JMFJ & a hurricane? I'll tell ya who...JMFJ. the real question is what if the hurricane was named hurricane Jack?
Jack Johnson: Destroyer of Worlds...
...eater of giraffe buttcheeks.
Dick Cheany fears JMFJ
JMFJ *is* the Brute Squad
Mommy says, when JMFJ rings your bell, Angels Cry
Little does he know it, but the lion's dessert.
Matthew 27:46 best reads as "Jack M-F'ing Johnson, why hast thou forsaken me"
ps 2 more years
All this and he still finds time to play the guitar and release albums and shit.
Even though you figure he'd be rocking out more with some metal or something. But even JMFJ has a sensitive side, I guess.
BTW: JMFJ vs. Chuck Norris. Who walks away?
JMFJ vs. Norris would be an epic battle that would rage for eternity...
I miss Brian's football previews
http://www.randomkittengenerator.com/
JMFJ vs. God?
Trick question, JMFJ IS God!!!
I'm pretty sure that JMFJ was created from one of Chuck Norris's ribs, so that would indeed be something else.
What's more surprising to me is that Cory Schnieder wasn't decapitated by that shot. Human heads are usually bugs in the windshield of a semi-truck for JMFJ slap shots.
Holy shit awesome, I love it. Love it.
Although I hope he does stay as long as possible I can't wait til the day I can go get my old school purple and gold Kings jersey personalized JMFJ.
ohhh no
they say he's got to-go
go go Jack Johnson
yea yea yea...
ohh no
there goes to-ky-o
go go Jack Johnson
yea yea yea...
history shows
again and again
how nature points out
the folley of ma-an
Jack Johnson
YES! Welcome to Sub .500 Town, JMFJ! You'll love/loathe it here before you're eventually traded away for a bag of Fritos and half a sandwich.
I have officially petitioned the Kings to begin each game with a three man penalty leaving JMFJ and Kopitar on the ice.
No one has said it so I will, where is the JMFJ t-shirt in the shop portion of mgoblog?
Dream matchup:
JMFJ vs 1st african american heavyweight champ Jack Johnson vs Singing hippie Jack Johnson in a three way dance. Who wins?
jack Johnson, stupid.
I'll second Son of Zoltan's motion. I would absolutely buy a JMFJ shirt, especially if it includes the pic of him riding a shark and carrying a trident.
You know, this reminds me a lot of the "Matt Trannon can bench press a metric ton!" thread that pilfered through The Wolverine boards last year.
JMFJ shirt:
https://www.spreadshirt.com/shop....p.php?
sid=98832
I'm not what you would call a hockey fan. I don't drink beers whose names end in "Ice", and normally believe that skates and sticks are best used to kill baby seals.
All that being said, I could get into hockey if the pros was like that. I watched that video three times, just to see the hits. It was like football, just with no point.
I would recommend the JMFJ shirt at Yost Built (linked above). He did dig it up.
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