I just might do to the game now!
Is he still coming with Charlie Batch?!?!
and by "do" I mean "go"!
Someone needs to buy tickets for all of Delta Gamma and TriDelt. That will persuade him no doubt.
Goooooooooo to this game people
Sign that should be made:
"Charlie Batch for QB Coach"
If we don't get a good crowd out for that game, I am done with Michigan fans.
I'm taking indirect credit for this. The Diag snagged the story from a post at UMGoBlue.com's message board...that was made by me. =)
Now I need to get tickets to the Iowa game...
I love the poster link. Good luck with DG or TriDelt. HA!
As a Buckeye fan, I can't see why Pryor would choose OSU over um right now. He won't have to fight for playing time, and Richie Rich runs the offense that will best utilize his skill set. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm not seeing it. Of course, there was no reason Laurinaitis should have come back either, but he is...
Um Delta Gamma? Serious?
For the love of God we must all go to the game!!!!
Barwis is a legend already. He made it onto cnnsi.com
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com...0115/
index.html.
Mike Barwis doesn't send e-mails. He staples a piece of paper to a kitten, and roundhouse kicks it to the destination he chooses.
Anthony:
When I graduated 2 years ago, DG's were gorgeous and some of my good friends. Somehow I doubt that's completely changed, since I still talk to people there.
Meeechigan
Why would Barwis kick a kitten?
Just saying...If you're going to choose two sororities to mention, you surely could've made a better choice than DG.
And, I'm sure your friends are gorgeous.
If I told Pryor I had the beetis and the only way to cure my blood sugar woes was to call Liberty Medical and have them force him to attend the University of Michigan....would he do it? I say yes.
Kappa Kappa Gamma and the Tri-Delts are the two places TP should go.
thats all i have to say
Is TP the Buckeyes ROJO? At least we can hope.
MichiganStudent,
Kappa Kappa Gamma and Alpha Phi get my vote.
Anthony, I'm not going to get in a pissing war. I said DGs are gorgeous, and some are my good friends. I never said the gorgeous ones were all my friends. Calm down.
A Kappa Kappa Gamma broke my heart. Shortly after I carried her out of her house in her negligee. I haven't been the same since.
gsimmons, I was arguing that while some of the zone blocking technique might be the same between UofM and WVU, that our zone scheme made effective run blocking nearly impossible while RR's scheme, due to fewer men in the box and the different responsibilities of the D to contain the spread meyhem, would allow some of our stud OL talent to shine.
In other words, our OL zone blocking sucked against better DLines because the D could sell out against the run. Any such selling out against a spread option or passing spread would be suicide. Therefore, we can expect improved OL play even though zone blocking is still around.
Am I wrong?
KKG and APhi are possibly hotter than DG, but those girls are stuck up bitches. Then again, they would probably be all over TP. Good call I suppose.
I'm calm man. I'm just saying if we're going to point TP in the direction of two sororities, it's going to have to be Kappa, Tri Delt, or Alpha Phi.
"Someone needs to buy tickets for all of Delta Gamma and TriDelt. That will persuade him no doubt."
sure that works down here in Austin, TX. were they ever all that in A2?--my pickled brain cant remember.
Maybe we can get some gals from central or western to come to A2, pay them a couple buck to wear some M gear.
anyway, like Brian's idea--make the kid feel welcome!!!
I think we should send him to Gamma Phi Beta and Alpha Gamma Delta.
No, not really.
Sure, buy tickets for the TriDelts...if TP likes chubby girls from New Jersey who sound like they smoke 3 packs a day.
Is TriDelt no longer hot blondes?
Hey is this post Brian's first "OMG Shirtless" post of the year?
I am a proponent of the idea above...bussing in girls from Central and Western. No one is coming to UM for the women.
I'm not a current student...just speaking from what I remember.
Who else is coming this weekend besides Boo-Boo? Just curious to see who Pryor will be getting the pitch from
I think Anthony just nailed it.
Bus girls in from surrounding area. Even hit the B-Ham and B-Field highschools if you have to. Do not try to sell him on enrolled UM girls. Sorry, its just the truth.
Anthony - You beat me too it.
Alpha Phi for sure.
@Garfunkel.
Nice.. that is more along what I remember. but hey what do I know aobut the current haps--nuthin!
the only Greek house I frequented was I Phelta Thi
(knew some guys who got busted at Delta Gramma Coke) No, that was Zeta Psi. Seriously.
High school girls = statutory rape. We don't need a recruit in jail before he can play.
Also, at least at UM you don't have players jailed for prostitution (lol tOSU).
I've been in the Kappa Kappa Gamma house.
You won't find hotter sorority girls anywhere else on campus.
Unfortunately you may have to resort going that other michigan school to find good looking, lessthan respectable ho's..mmmhmm, I mean women to bring to the game.
I've got Alpha Phiver.
Magnus, you also won't find more stuck up New York bitches anywhere else.
Is BooBoo coming with Pryor?
Except for right here in NYC, which is fun
Boo Boo is coming this weekend and is gonna help with the sell, I was curious who else if anyone knows??
KKG, APhi, and TriDelt could all be the hottest, depending on their recruiting classes and talent development over the 4 years.
Discussion over.
How about A E Phi before they got booted?
A E Phi would be sweet if Pryor liked coke. I was never impressed with them. AXO and XO girls are pretty wild. Should hit them up.
All this talk of sorority poon makes ME want to go get some. Not that I could anymore, but whatever.
What happened to Sigma Kappa and Chi-O? They were supposedly hot circa 1990...
We should introduce Pryor to the wonders of GeoSci courses.
Eh, Daniel and I are just not going to agree.
I could always appreciate a trust fund and a tight little body (not axo or xo).
KT--
Chi O is too....cigaretty these days. If that makes any sense.
If there are any LADIES here on the site, close your ears.
If there are any HO's out there, listen up. Go to Crisler tonight and paint yourself up all "I (heart) Pryor" Navel paintings +1 over t-shirts. Chant "We Want Pryor" in your sexiest voices and tell those nerds sitting next to you to pipe down during the chant. If you're ugly or fat then just chant while sitting down and let your pretty friends do the work of providing a good visual.
Cigaretty?! Oh man, that's great.
I actually agree with you on what girls are hotter (KKG/APhi/TriDelt), but being Greek those girls eventually wound up annoying the shit out of me.
i was thinking take him into the new weight room, show him around campus, get some pizza etc....
then i realized i was thinking... im old fat, and outdated
he is 18...... he is only thinking about poon..... bring on the poon...show him how the new weightroom will get him more poon... show him how playing in the big house means loads of poon, show him how much poon he can buy when he gets in the nfl becasue he played for michigan...
I'd rank Sigma Kappa a helluva lot higher... maybe behind on KGG.
But that's just me. Likely depends on the time you were there.
DanL-
Me too. DG/AXO were more down to earth and friendly.
Well except for AGDs, they were the friendliest because they really had no other choice
Then tell him at tOSU star quarterbacks have to solicit prostitutes to get poon.
Tubes were you greek?
thats why you're a DICK. i love it.
Forget all the sorority GIRLS. Some one call Dana Jacobson to take TP to the B-Ball game. Let him sit with woman. Our counter to OSU introducing him to Herby.
Nick--
Cigaretty meaning "skinny" or "dirty"?
I also kick in a vote for Sigma Kappa.
i'm still in AA and tridelt, KKG, and alpha phi the top 3 without question.
Klaxon? That's awesome. I had to google it - but now, I'm even more excited.
Tri-delts are great for doing the Houdini too. I swear on it. Bring them.
Robbie-
I'd prefer Charlie's Angel (She was a Chi-O, btw).
Yeah...PKP '06...you?
Just to let you guys know, tOSU, Penn State and Pitt have all already done "We Want Pryor" chants, and two of those were at football games.
Dana Jacobson looks like a man with a wig, sadly, as a UofM student, I wasn't surprised to hear she was an alum.
APhi>KKG>TriDelt>EK
FIJI W'05
Odds are good we played IM sports against each other, lol.
Never had any issues w/ kkg, alpha phi or tri delt. I lived w/ a kappa for a year. That was good.
Ouch, Tubes. FWIW I wasn't friendly.
Probably had words with each other too...I played everything except basketball
for all the michigan ladies on this board (most likely around zero?), the UofM girls get a bad rap. the last few years and seen a tremendous increase in physical talent and the greek system has done a magnificent job of developing that talent into hot, fun, cough easy cough, women.
mgopryor. Thanks for the current depth chart.
I would have ranked it (at the time I was in undergrad) KKG>SK>DDD>APhi OR DG.
APhi has made quite the rise. Congrats, ladies.
Tubes: Tell me you're the kid that scored the goal in soccer against us but it was disallowed because the ref thought it went in the net from the outside.
ThWard--
skinny dirty.
emphyzema-and-protruding-collarbone types.
lol....
this thread is cracking me up
M legend-
The myth that UM's women aren't attractive is just that, a myth-- one that is clung onto with great effort by rival schools who know they can't touch the objective superior ranking of UM in the academic mags, so they cling to the subjective myth that our academic rep comes at the expense of, ahem, quality in student body. I've always disagree, but haven't really cared enough to challenge it because I don't care what people say-- a campus of 40K+ has many, many attractive females on it.
LMAO
I didn't play soccer either. But I was at that game. I would bet my life that was a goal.
Good times...
Nick-
I laughed out loud. I thought one or the other, but not both. Cigaretty was a damn fine adjective, nice work.
KTChicago...sorry
I fully support TP getting the Jesus Shuttlesworth recruting experience.
I don't know how many besides me are current students here, but I'm telling you guys, for the 2007-2008 Poon Season, Alpha Phi is victorious.
@gsimmons:
now you've that idea man, keep rolling with those notions.
It's all poon at 18.
(and its all depressing stock mkt bs and job security and college funds and Aflac , yada , yada in your 40's....)
yes, show the man poon and more poon (and for the love of god keep those cacophonous, gravely whiny new york accents quiet. I dont care how hot the chic is, Viagra cant cure the the ill that voice causes)
Dude, that's cause it was a goal. One of the best shots I've seen.
I was more of a volleyball/walleyball player though. That and softball.
It is not a myth. There are a lot of attractive girls on campus, but the ratio of attractive to unattractive is far lower than most other state schools.
@Willie Heston
THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Where can we recruit hot girls from to get them to the game?
TP exclusively listens to Lil' Wayne for his music... Rich Rod needs to ship him in for a concert this weekend!!
See Previous Comment. I also agree, as a junior, that the talent level has gone up in the past two years.
I'm all for TP getting the Gary Barnett recruiting experience
But Anthony, who gives an eff about "ratios?" I mean, when I'd go to a packed party or bar, with wall to wall good looking women, I didn't think, "yeah, but since the ratio is low, I bet the number of unattractive ladies on other places on campus is quite high."
this is the best thread i've been a part of. no question.
It's not that there are no hot girls. It's that after October first you don't see them until the first 70degree day in the spring. It's like they hibernate and only come out for mixers/date parties/etc.
What bar on campus do you go to that is wall to wall with attractive girls? I mean, before those dollar long islands.
ThWard: Low ratios make it more likely the girl is unavailable.
Rick's
You wouldn't believe the conspiracy theories flying through our house after that game, regarding collusion between you and the refs. Hilarious.
And I played softball and wally/volleyball. During a softball game my Jr year (I think), someone during warmups for one inning overthrew first and hit a truck parked in the Mitchell lot with a FIJI license plate in front.
yikes...I want no part of this conversation
Part of Michigan's problem co-ed wise is shared by many northern schools. The hot to not ratio is lower than at the southern schools, but also due to bad weather, the actual girl is hidden beneath a puffy Northface jacket.
Due to aforementioned poor ratio, it is not in the best interests of many male students to risk unwrapping the package to find out what's inside.
At UGA, for example, the packages come wrapped in transparent celophane. Thus no hot UGA girls go unnoticed. Not so at UofM
mgopryor -
It is not happening at Ricks. I will say that is the best chance to happen there, but if you think it is currently happening there, then you're grading on the UM curve. Do yourself a favor and visit State or Central.
ThWard--
the other thing that is consistently identifiable about them is that even though all girls here wear Uggs and black tights and have pink cell phones, Chi O girls will always, ALWAYS travel with the following:
-Oversized sunglasses with unnecessary rhinestone shit
-The really short Uggs, which are even less practical than the ones that cover the calf
-feathers or fur on their winter coat's hood
-a big old Virginia Slim in their left hand
-cell phone conversations that consist primarily of "no FACKING way!"
-syphilis
Is it too late in the season to schedule another Mudbowl at SAE? KKG vs. DDD? Oh, wait, it's too cold...they probably don't do it anymore anyway...
as dirty and grimy as skeeps is it is literally like stealing candy from a baby when looking for hot young coeds. Rick's on the other hand is a bit different. oh wait, nevermind it is actually the exact same as skeeps with slightly older 'ladies'
ThWard,
The quantity of hot coeds at UM was comparitively brutal the 4 years I was there. I'd visit MSU, Ball State, Indiana, etc. and the quantity of hot chicks made UM look terrible.
But hey, I didn't go there for the women.
Don't get me wrong, I totally agree with you. Miami of Ohio has the hottest girls north of the Mason-Dixon line; if you're into the conservative, sorority girl type.
It's not that there are no hot girls. It's that after October first you don't see them until the first 70degree day in the spring. It's like they hibernate and only come out for mixers/date parties/etc.
Daniel L | 01.15.08 - 5:23 pm | #
This was my experience as well. April would hit and you'd be asking yourself where the fuck all these women came from. Then you remembered that they wore hoodies for 5 months.
Quick, everyone invite your hot girlfriend from directional U to come in town this weekend. Then convince her to go to the basketball game. Then let her do the rest.
I'm going. Hopefully others will follow suit!
I think the best thing the RR could do is drop TP a quick line to see what sort of female he is into. Cocaine lovin JAPs? Hideous grad students? Asian wearing Hello Kitty moonboots with khaki shorts? Yes, yes, yes. We can do that all that on-site. Hood Rats? Ypsi is an oh so short drive away. AA is like the Golden Corral of women.
I think my previous post was my best ever. I may have to consider retirement.
Also, I attended UGA for law school. Swimming pools in all apartment complexes also helps perpetuate the southern schools' high reputation for attractive females.
yeah but the thing with MSU, WMU, and central girls is that they are f'ng stupid, have terrible fake tans and platinum blonde hair, and most importantly, generally carry 1-2 STD's on them at all times.
chitown- exactly.
Alright, have to bow out of this conversation before it regresses even more (not that I don't find it frickin' hilarious), but, in all seriousness.
IF YOU LIVE NEAR ANN ARBOR, GO. TO. THE. BASKETBALL. GAME.
Period.
Dix -
But, we have...the lawyers club!
Ugh I should have gone to Georgia.
I went to Miami University. Yeah, they're good looking but they dont have a soul. In fact, they survive by EATIN' THE SOULS OF MEN. In short, they're cunt$$$.
Don't worry, Jamie Mac will bring his girlfriend.
It wasn't collusion, immediately after the goal our goalie claimed it went in the side. Plus the ref's view was locked. Then the ref goes over and checks the net, and it's COMPLETELY locked down tight. And he still disallows it. I had to stare at the ground I was laughing so hard. I felt bad for the short guy that scored that goal, the little fucker was impossible to guard.
The truck was an Xterra. You guys won that game in the bottom of the 6th. I was in centerfield for that game, I watched the game winning hit drop right in front of our RF from 10 feet away, fucking painful.
You guys had the edge in total wins over us while I was there I believe, but you never beat us in Walleyball/Volleyball while I was there, and since I captained those teams it makes me happy. Too bad Kappa Sigma had freaking Brazilians on their team.
big gay heart-
that was one of the best quotes i've ever read. i don't even think shakespeare could've summed it up better and so politely.
And Nick, your assessment of CO girls is awesome. I'm hoping Brian invites you to do a guest "Profiles in Sorostituting" and you can breakdown a few other houses. I haven't been away from campus that long, but sounds like enough has changed.
I am sure the talent will be better than Jeanette Pennsylvania.
big gay heart:
Get in and get out. Simple rule to follow and it relieves you of your soul at the outset so you don't have to worry about her stealing it.
"AA is the golden corral of women"
There is so much truth in that statement. The food might not be The Earle; but, you never go home unsatisfied, just a little disgusted with yourself.
J. Lichty has a point. And lets be honest, it only take 1-3 girls per night to make TP's weekend memorable. We can manage that.
True about Kappa Sig
And that short guy still owes me $300 for utilities from W'06. True story.
M legend:
My prose is solely my own. I'm really getting sick of these Shakespeare comparisons.
Dix:
If I only knew then what I know now.
mgopryor at 5:30,
LOL. Awesome.
maybe we should just have TP read this thread. then he'll know how much we 'care'
thanks ward!
I think we should write Billy M an email saying that there should be free admission to the game... you think he'd go for it?
Greek girls are fun to look at but the moment they open their mouth... awful
I would suggest stealing cows from MSU.
Western is not so much.
When I read the title of this post, I though Pryor had committed to tOSU. Scary, and not the first time Brian's titles have misled me!
@ M - Flightsci
when they open their mouth to talk, yes.
free admission only for savage mich fans. no families. no children. only pure unadulterated madness with no regard or attention given to the actual basketball team, only one special attendee in the stands.
nice dix.
I bet some OSU fans make the trip, go to the game in maize and blue clothes and heckle him the entire game.
There is an "Official Terrelle Pryor Block Party" on Greenwood this friday/saturday. Everyone should go. Well, everyone under the age of 23... sorry gsimmons...
a block party in the middle of january...only for TP
Dix, don't give them any ideas! No way they could come up with that on their own...
Yea that was one of my more brilliant ideas. I am on a roll today.
If only those talents could translate into financial success without me having to get into organized crime...
It may be in the middle of January but coats are going to be taken from the girls as soon as they enter the street. They need to look good for TP and the more skin showing the more likely TP is to enroll.
i need ideas for a mike barwis facebook group name
YOU'RE TOO FAT
Mike Barwis..If you can't handle this group then YOU'RE TOO FAT
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
Pryor and Cissoko visitng UM this weekend...Hopefully, Cissoko will be able to convince Pryor UM is the place to be...
someone give me a good description to use in it too im not funny enough to think of a good one
Created a Facebook group to help get people to the game...please join!
http://umichigan.facebook.com/
gr...gid=25445415025
joined, even though i wont be there
somebody just create the group for orlando go blue.
M fans to Pryor:
Awesome Ann Arbor or Crappy Columbus,
whew tough choice, huh?
LOL DC
We don't have to worry about TP getting his poon. I don't think anyone on the board was a football player - so I doubt we even have a concept on the ladies these guys pull in. I'm sure we can trust the his future teammates to tap into the best talent from all of SE Michigan to help out the cause.
Mike Barwis facebook group...
http://valenciacc.facebook.com/g...31574507&
ref=mf
Orlando Go Blue -
Joined
David Terrell's poon before Orange Bowl < Todd Howards avg poon
David Terrell's poon after Orange Bowl > all male UM students' poon combined
/they roomed together, I lived next door. My name is David. I got multiple telephone calls that went like this...
me: "hello"
Girl: "hi is David there?"
me: "this is David"
Girl: "for serious?"
me: "you must be looking for Terrell..hold on"
*hands DT my telephone*
Finally got time to listen the Barwis int.
Have we entered some sort of bizarro world that is the exact opposite of life as we knew it in 2007?
Holy crap that guy is freekin' nuts. I think the kids who desire to become man-beasts will dig him, lots.
What would this guy have done to Gabe Watson--jeesh!
Bobbo - the voice of reason. Leave the poon to the professionals. I like it. Those here should do what they do best. Cheer, go home, talk about it.
I bet some OSU fans make the trip, go to the game in maize and blue clothes and heckle him the entire game.
Brilliant! Thanks for the idea!
under MIKE BARWIS'S direction, TP won't be hitting the ladies with a rubber bar anymore. Oh no, halfway into his freshaman year, our (hopefully) boy Terrelle is gonna be hittin' em with steel and he's gonna be HURTIN' em. And once we get TP set up using plyometrics, speed and agility progressions, and natural supplementation (dont even get me started on the stable apparatus), he's not just going to want to w1n, he's going to DESERVE TO W1N.
Carmen O...
just know, the idea is public so any UM fans will be on the lookout for it. Prepare to get your teeth kicked in.
HAHA someone made an RR facebook profile and joined my Barwis group.
Absolutley hilarious
.
YES
.
Pryor
.
Will be coming to UM
.
This
.
Weekend
.
I'm kidding, the Laurinaitis, Freeman, Boone, Robiskie, and Jenkins story has pretty much taken over. The TP thing isn't as big here as it once was.
Not saying we don't still want him...
This thread has been fun and depressing at the same time. Good to know that the hottest sororities haven't changed in the last 13 years, but why no mention of the Thetas? Are they still there? Are they be suck now? Just curious.
Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it back from Chicago for the game this weekend. Luckily, Iowa might be one of the only teams in the Big Ten we can beat this year, so TP might get to see a victory.
Go Blue.
Hey, TP and BooBoo are coming. Rivals says two others. Who are they?
Joined...
thanks orlando, i'm in...
If any of you want to be officers or something like that let me know.
Sorority girls aside, I love the idea of a crowd chanting, "We-Want-Pry-Or! We-Want-Pry-Or!" The kids gonna have a 6 foot erection. (And there, my friends, is where the girls come in.) If we can make this happen, he's a lock. Sign him up.
Ok seriously, I go to the University of Chicago for law school. None of you guys can say a word. Michigan girls were about 6000 times hotter than the undergrads or the law students at this place.
orlando....i'd be honored to....though brian should definitely get an officership...
There is an "Official Terrelle Pryor Block Party" on Greenwood this friday/saturday. Everyone should go. Well, everyone under the age of 23... sorry gsimmons...
bada bing | 01.15.08 - 5:44 pm | #
that is so harsh dude, true and sad, but so harsh....
you guys azre just worried that your young gf's will dig the football guy...
If brian joins he will most definitely be an officer
but for now just send me a message on what you want your position to be
orlando what is this for?
if it has anything to do with this board, and i am not an officer, well lets jsut say, hell's comming with me!
did anyone read Carty's 'no comment from Rodriguez' agent' update?
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/
...coach_will.html
the one comment is priceless:
"I can not believe you get paid for this Carty! Do you just sit next to a telephone and computer all day hoping some one gives you something to write about."
Any chance we sell our Christler? Shouldn't be hard, it isn't that big.
@AAB
I know of which you speak ...
Can we suit him up and let him play against Iowa. That may be the best use of his time here.
As if we didn't have enough reason to hate Notre Dame already...
check out Hoover Street Rag (hooverstreetrag.blogspot.com) to see another reason why Notre Dame sucks.
Take him to a pike party and show him how to roofie poon baby.
HD -
Is that a generic stab at a random fraternity, or have pike's really gotten that reputation?
Proud member of the Barwis facebook group, great work orlando.
I'm confused, who is Pryor?
I think this comment thread has degenerated into unneccessary sexism. The vast majority of these comments are offensive and degrading to women. Let's face it, the term "rufie poon" is way, way over the line. I mean, even jokingly, you are advocating rape. Let's clean it up, folks.
rufie poon
boobs
Sorry, I meant, "roofie poon." But you get the idea.
well that 'holier than thou' comment just ruined one of the better threads
@gsimmons
I take that back. You are welcome to go the party, as long as you share some of the wealth of your football knowledge. Wear your drinking shoes.
this should seal-the-deal for the bucks. once prior gets a whif of how bad the wolverines hoops team is heal go running for the state line. whew, p.u.
Preachy!
"this should seal-the-deal for the bucks. once prior gets a whif of how bad the wolverines hoops team is heal go running for the state line. whew, p.u."
lane
Wow. So many things are wrong with this ...
Haha, Christler is where ND plays... get it? Get it?
I don't even think lane graduated from tOSU
gsimmons- i was referring to officers on the facebook group, you can be assigned a position
JHS- we're glad to have you
for anyone who didnt see here is the link to the barwis facebook group i made..
http://valenciacc.facebook.com/g...31574507&
ref=mf
Update on Taylor Hill:
http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...6/80115003/
1048
Surprised we were able to hold on with "Shredgate" in full flurry...
I feel even better about having judiciously avoided any and all Greek shit for my tenure thus far. RC indie chicks fo sho.
For the love of God take him to the HOCKEY GAME against Notre Dame. They are much sweeter than basketball. I'll be going to both though. Also, we'll try to make State Street as rowdy as possible for both nights.
I love watching lil' brother beat up on tOSU in hoops!!! LOL
yeah this is getting out of control already...little bro has a good team
For the love of God take him to the HOCKEY GAME against Notre Dame. They are much sweeter than basketball.
I can think of smarter recruiting strategems than taking a black man to a hockey game.
orlando,
im there now,
i think i should be soldier at arms or something of that sort
It's not about the sport itself, it's about the crowd. Obviously, you have never been to a hockey game. I agree, we need to be on top of our game at the basketball game though.
I just joined the Barwis group. I think we should just be officers by our thread names.
Sorry if I missed it, but are they saying Trevor Pryor was caught shredding Virginia Tech documents? If so, we don't want this guy anyway.
Yeah I'm in the Barwis group. Make me an officer by my thread name. That is, if you can figure out who I am!
Rich Rodriguez is now a member of the Barwis group.
Fucking AWESOME.
You know how the maize rage puts out those instructional flyers before the games with all fo the cheers, etc? Can somebody get in touch with them and have some TP cheers added?
I can think of smarter recruiting strategems than taking a black man to a hockey game.
chitownblue 00
scooter vaughn would like a word, sir.
My submission for Barwis Group Info:
Meet Mike Barwis, he'll fucking kill you. Seriously though, he has wolves. They probably live in his house while he lives out in their pens, which are made of steel, which he built with his bare hands. Mike Barwis is the new Strength and Conditioning coach at the University of Michigan and he is coming for you. You say you don't play football, and you want to be his friend? Don't look at him, don't nod at him on campus. He is not your friend. To him you are meat for his athletes to beat on, and beat on you they shall.
whats funny is that i have a tat of a wolf.... told you this guy was just like me...
Iluvbells, I went to every home hockey game for 4 years. I'm merely saying that TP is a basketball player. That means he likes basketball.
Oh yeah, it was also my attempt at humor, not an attempt to attack you.
Tubes-
I'm and AGD alum & have a better body & bigger boobs than 90% of the chicks I see on saturdays in AA.
If you have been to hockey games, then you can agree that is as loud as any Michigan crowd gets for any sporting event. That was more of the point. I know he is a basketball player and I would love to see him suit up for that as well. The beauty is, he can go to both because one is on Friday and the other is on Saturday. Remember, this is to sell him on Michigan as a whole.
"I feel even better about having judiciously avoided any and all Greek shit for my tenure thus far. RC indie chicks fo sho."
yeah, i was in the RC for awhile also--didnt keep me from drinking loads of free frat beer.
What is AGD?
Thanks, DanK -- you mentioned Scooter so I didn't have to.
As a female graduate of this fine institution, and still not half bad at my advanced age and state of maternity, I am taking this thread in the humorous spirit in which I am sure it was intended. But don't push your luck with the rape jokes, guys.
Any word on whether or not my submission for Group Info is going to be used. I worked hard on that.
I don't think they are rape jokes so much as they are (at Pike at least) sad realities. One of my friends got almost raped (a friend broke in and beat up the guy) at Pike.
The girls are right, rape isn't funny.
so happy to join the facebook group... so sad to see everyone's actual face ;)
@ThWard -
Thanks for recognizing that the myth is just that. Just ask my husband - who went to MSU (but now works at MSTV).
@Other Chris
I'm with ya'.
@Musket
Thanks for the backup.
i hope to see t.pryor and the boys at bells pizza at 4 am with a bunch of hoes - although we will miss AA, we still have fat kevin grady ..
a's-
im sorry, i only knew a few, but, well, yeah...I stand by my comment
I was visiting a buddy at DU and we launched water balloons out of their top window at AGD. Hell of a night.
Musket--Love the info i put it in
gsimmons--how bout something that relates to your football knowledge? because thats what you're known for. cant think of anything good though
tubes-- you're now tubes on the barwis fb group
@ Daniel
"LSomeone needs to buy tickets for all of Delta Gamma and TriDelt. That will persuade him no doubt"
My, must times have changed. In my day, the were all pretty fat, but they did have some worthwhile skills....
i think you should ask others what i should be orlando....
i would think something in my descriptionhas to be spelled wrong, i mean to really be authentic
does anyone have a scout account. Apparently it's updated with who else will be here this weekend. Looks like 4 or so.
WHAT SHOULD GSIMMONS NAME BE?
gsimmons85 is just fine.....
if anyone could help me out with this, i'd really appreciate it. the athletic department offered free ticket vouchers to students for the BC game earlier this year, and i think if we emailed Marty Bodnar, who runs the ticket office, and just the ticket office in general pleading for them to offer free admission on saturday that it just might work and we could have a large student presence for terrelle pryor on saturday. the email addresses are mbodnar@umich.edu and mtickets@umich.edu
oh and the finest broads are alpha phi and tridelt. hands down
M Student,
It costs $8 to get into that mafucka. I think we can manage.
Anybody have the link to the Barwis post on some WVU guys blog that had all the talk about his first wrestling practice?
And again I pose the question: What is AGD? Is it down by Detroit? I'm guessing it's a school.
AGD = Alpha Gamma Delta
can someone explain the 3rd shirt to me please.
Ahh... I'm an idiot.
I had a girlfriend so I stayed away from the sororities as much as possible. If you aren't trying to get in their pants talking to them didn't seem to be much worth it.
"All your coach are belong to us" is from gaming speak "All your base are belong to us". It basically means you got owned.
hmm I live in Wv and would like to buy it...but I might just go with the 1st one.
the mike barwis wrestling article
http://jasonseville.blogspot.com/
I've seen some hot SDT's hidden in the house during greek week practice last year. The blond half jew... very nice.
Thanks gsimmons
All your base wiki page as posted on that thread
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
All...re_belong_to_us
formerlyanonymous,
made you an officer but it wont show up for some reason?
AGD had a "cuter" pledge class recently from what my undergrads tell me. To bad they will not stay that way long.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
It started as a Photoshop Phriday on Something Awful.com about 6 years ago and kind of spun out control from there.
This video is a compilation of the SA Photoshops set to the music of Aphex Twins "Attack of the Gabber Robots"
The phrase itself comes from the horrible English translation in the Japanese game "Zero Wing" for the SNES years ago.
Orlando Go Blue,
interesting... I would have no idea why it wouldn't work.
Update: works now
no idea whats goin on formerlyanonymous oh well
My favorite RR facebook groups:
Rich Rodriguez is a traitor, liar, and his wifes a whore
I'm ashamed to acknowledge Rich Rodriguez as an Alumni of North Marion
It shows up on mine, so who really cares? I guess I will just stay anonymous to everyone else.
what we need to do as a group is get every hot girl that you know, who goes to u of m to befriend t.pryor on facebook .. i've already started this ..
I thought I heard at the Army game that the announcers said that TP's dad was very ill. If that was/is the case wouldn't it be advantageous for him to go to a school with a great med school/ hospital? Also, to not go far from home? Thus making any claims about LSU this and Oregon that seem to be unfounded.
I do know this though, I am still a Les Miles fan, but if TP goes down there I'll drive to Baton Rouge and shit on his porch myself.
I think women are more important than health... unless of course the women cause the disease, speaking of, keep him away from the ypsilanti women.
@Orlando Go Blue,
I may have privacy settings so high it blocks it. Damn my job!
We need this QB bad. This is HUGE. If we land this recruit we will be dominant for 3 years.
My best friend goes to EMU and on my many excursions to see him never have I seen an attractive girl. Save one time, and she was descended upon like the lions attacking the elephant on Planet Earth.
gsimmons- you're nailing these pictures man, keep em comin
Ypsilanti is not poon approved.
i dont know whats comming over me orlando, barwis has inspired me i guess..... im getting mental reps... notice even my spelling has improved
Guys, according to an interview with TP, he only listens to Lil Wayne. Any way we can get the Crisler staff to pipe in some of his music? Or maybe fly him in for a concert?
So I youtubed Wolverines fighting Bears, and eventually I got to this clip... if you like cats don't watch. If you don't like cats, you'll probably laugh.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVVLJMkOR2o
Just got into the Barwis group.
HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
Does Brian have a facebook account? He should be invited to the Barwis group.
There exists MAYBE 10 good looking girls that go to EMU. It's my party spot when I go home from Central and every single fucking house you walk into is a complete dudefest.
Dont know if anybody has posted this, but RR agent's response to WV is on MSNBC. The explanations given seem very plausible and the comments coming from WV seem suspect. The Charleston Gazette's reporter has been a harsh critic of RR and the comments from WV are very different from the article.
Link Jonathon?
I'm lost. Is Charlie Batch really considering the Wolverines?
Prior says that he's excited about visiting LSU because he likes what Gary Groton says about "changing their offense around for me." You must have to check your dignity at the door to be a grown man trying to recruit 17 and 18 year old head cases like this. I still want him to come to Michigan though.
Is Nick Perry a lock for USC?
I was just trolling on tigerdroppings and those clowns are like convinced TP is going to LSU. It has gotten so bad as to one of the posts was "There are going to be a lot of broken hearts here soon" because they are just getting word that he hasn't set up an Official visit yet. You have to check it out for yourself, those are some ignorant assholes.
oh and another one i found funny
"will charlie batch's michigan connections sway TP's decision?"
I mean they really think they are in the running for this guy and that they will get him. Talking about how "well he's gonna have to wait his 2 years to play, but now we're gonna be set at quarter back for 5 years now!" it's just stupid.
The main football related draw for recruits at LSU is going to night games at Tiger Stadium, which is supposed to be insane. Now that the season is over maybe it won't be so great there? The ladies are fine though. But why would TP go to LSU?
Here is the link to http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22671608/the MSNBC story.
marvin two words.... poon poon
i think "misinformation" is one of my new favorite words. glad to see it appear in that article.
That article on MSNBC does not look good for RR. His lawyer is basically admitting that RR destroyed a bunch of docs. Regardless of whether this is illegal or not, it makes RR look bad. Like he's trying to hide something. Nothing good comes out of it. I say all of the UM haters are going to latch on to this story and blow it out of proportion in the next couple of days. This may work to undermine recruiting efforts.
LSU fans are rolling in their own shit right now. But they are losing so much talent. Let TP dangle himself in front of them all he wants. We all know it is going to come down to us and tOSU so we'll see what happens. I still think he is going to OSU, but I'm definitely going to get my hopes up about it.
I don't know if anybody has seen some of the thread topics on ESPN's CFB board, but it's hilarious. "Will RichRod ever coach a game at Michigan?" "Is this George O'Leary, But Worse?" "Fraudriguez shredded steroid receipts"
I just don't understand the vitriol combined with massive stupidity...why would a man possess documentation that indicts him as a criminal in the first place? "Hey, Calvin, let's write down everything that could send us to prison and put it in my office. But we won't destroy it until after I leave Morgantown because the danger gives me a huge erection." Steroid receipts? Are you fucking kidding?
Shit, I live in San Diego and I'm envious of you guys that I can't hang out in AA this weekend, that's kinda f'dup in a way.
I guess as I am reading this thread I find myself Lol'n on so many of the comments. I feel Like I'm gettin' to know most of you guys like family, and well, I love you fucking guys, man.
The thing about TP moving up his visit, is that the best fucking parties are the one we really didn't have a lot of time to plan for, just sayin'.
True enough gsimm. But there's a weirdness factor to the south. Believe me. It's like going back in time. Spanish moss and wisteria make it worse. You see it hanging from the trees and it's like you've been transported to some sort of decaying netherworld. Plus, you would think a guy like that could do well for himself with the ladies just about anywhere.
Orlando, finally got around to joining the group. I love the confirmation screen making sure we can handle it.
marv i know i went to college in ark, and now coach in north carolina... but you gotta admit, there is something about southern poon....
and mick i apreciate it man, but uh, well, just stay away from me ok? no its cool, just stay away...
re: southern poon -- it's clean, but it's crazy.
GSIM, not like Mick wants to assrape u or anything - he was just giving some love out dude. Love him back. Don't be such a homophobe.
Love him back!!
WVU is more of dirty appalachia than the south. The southern belle is much more appealing than the toothless miner.
when i first moved down here, i go to the drive through, the girl in the window, "no way a guy like you is single" me "yeah its true i just moved down to michigan to teach at that school across the street" girl in window "no way i go there" me "oh shit" tire smoke...
that was a long time ago
jo mama......sarcasim...
but its cool, just silly with fun tonight, tomorrow, hopefully someone will argue some football with me...
I joined the group, but prefer to remain partiall-anonymous, lest Barwis finds me sleeping at 4 AM instead of strengthening my core.
G-SIM, that's cool. About the drive-thru incident, did you at least get your food?
Oh, I went grocery shopping tonight and bought like 7 gallons of chocolate milk.
Terrel Pryor Porn!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X7fL_eeCEwE
he likes school and he can juggle? hawt.
But she wasn't hitting on you gsimm. She was just being nice. She said that to all the guys at the drive through I bet. You get that flirtiness at first, but it's a false front.
You think anyone ever looks at the TP on his arms and thinks "Toilet Paper"? That was my first reaction.
yeah prob right, cuz when i called her 40 times over the next two nights she never answered...hmmm....
"My GPA, is like, total, 3.0"
Did you notice his weird Penn accent... what was that?
that was a joke by the way, to the sensitve folks on the board....
Good Lord. That TP video is asinine. Who made it and why?
ESPN, of course! Only the most useful information from the Worldwide Leader.
It's pandering is what it is. Too much.
@Gsims
Have you ever seen the movie Dazed and Confused?
The only reason I ask is because you are a fb coach and I think it is very amusing that you said "poon poon", and in that movie a fb coach told his players not to get out of shape "chasing the muff around."
ooohhh annoying long island sorority dogs at a um basketball game - that'll get pryor here!
...can we bus in girls from State?
Yo Gsims, no worries bro, cause I really, really, really, really like women. I love my bros but I like me women.
Oh, also my suggestion for your facebook handle should be sgims,
cause we'd be able to understand while being annoyed by the typo.
See that's what makes it perfect.
What do think?
MICK,
I THINK MY THROBBING MAN PUSSY WOULD ENTICE YOU. GRRRLLLLLL
@DTTB
Too funny, also, I turned off "The Crying Game" right when I found out why it was called that, true story.
To quote gsims "just stay away".
And Jo Mama, thanks for the support and all the rest of you loving back MoFo's!
Ahaahhaah, If you can't handle it you're TOO FAT is the #1 group in my company's network today..ahahaha
PARA ESPANOL? PARA ESBUNGHOLE!
DO YOU REQUIRE TP?
I HEAR YOU REQUIRE TP.
I AM CORNHOLIO!!
SURRENDER YOUR TP TO MY BUNGHOLE!!!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
BRING TP TO UM!
GOOOOOOO
BLUEEEEE
From Rivals, the group visiting this weekend:
Pryor
J.T Floyd
Vaughn Carraway
Michael Shaw
Brandon Moore
Cissoko
D.J. Woods
hahahha bluewolverine, that is hilarious
I think DTTB is what you might get when breeding The Knowledge and elnolewis.
Bring him Alpha Phi, Tri Delt and KKG and TP should come home happy. lol
This thread is hilarious.
im just in TOTAL freak out mode about now having a QB that my pussing is dry as a dessert
actually a desert
ill post this one last time if no one saw it. Mike Barwis facebook group...
http://valenciacc.facebook.com/g...31574507&
ref=mf
In the least creepy way possible (read: facebook stalking), I looked up DG, A Chi O, Chi O, Alpha Phi, Kappa Sig, KKG, ADPi, SDT, PiPhi, KATheta, AGD, G Phi B, Phi Rho, and Tri Delt's facebook group pages for the campus.
Deductions:
A Chi O/Alpha Phi/KKG/Tri Delt could all be argued #1
Kap Sig/DG/KATheta are tier two
Chi O/ADPi/SDT tier three
Pi Phi alone in tier four
AGD/GPhiB/PhiSigRho make up the bottom tier.
*Not qualifying yet is Phi Rho Alpha, or as my chapter called them, Fake Rho Alpha as they have not been recognized yet. I'd throw them in tier four if they ever reach panhel status.
I'm pretty sure Barwis narrated the YouTube commercials for his water of choice:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
#2:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-
3qn...feature=related
Barwis is obviously too energetic for normal sports.
This team is going to win at EVERYTHING, FOREVER.
RUNNING
FOOTBALL
ARSON
WEDDINGS
ART
IRONY
Barwis has 400 babies
"WHO'S GOT THE BOMB ASS D***??"
"youuuu doo, david, you doooooo!!!"
-- David Terrell and guest, circa 1999, West Quad.
Fuck Pryor... he's just gonna turn out to be the Alex Legion of the football team.
This is the first time I remember seeing Barwis's name come up in anything, it is from an ESPN draft preview of the year Braylon and Pacman came out. Read what it says about Pacman, man did this dude get it wrong. Nothing totally profound, but I was wondering if others remembered this article and thought about it when Pacman got in trouble last year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/dr...tory?
id=2042636
Hell yeah we're going to win at the Irony Championships.
about dazed and confused.....
im seen some of the movie, but not enough to remember a coach scene...
my favorite thing to say , when im making fun of someone nursing an injury.... "so um, how is that fagapussytites? i hear its nasty this time of year" or ill be like, "so you hurt yor vagina again?" yeah i know, i should be fired for that....
hey kgh10
got your message this morning at school, unfortunelty i can not access facebook from school.. commie bastards... but i promise whne i get home, you will be confirmed, as indeed, a friend.....
mick,
great idea about my facebook name, you bastard...
This article makes C Wilson sticking with UM seem like a fait d'acommpli (woooo 4 years HS French) and Pryor's coach says he'll visit Oregon the weekend of 2/2:
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/...s/
s_547661.html
guess hes not visiting LSU? i wonder why in the hell he would even mention that school this late.
Maybe for a free trip to Oregon ?
simmons,
you get older but they stay the same age.
I heard that one more then several times when I coached. Which was funny at the time but is now a tad disturbing.
"WHO'S GOT THE BOMB ASS D***??"
"youuuu doo, david, you doooooo!!!"
-- David Terrell and guest, circa 1999, West Quad.
m@ | 01.16.08 - 1:36 am | #
That story is probably one of my all-time favorites...
I remember being in Women's Studies 101 w/ David Terrell (it was mandatory for male scholarship atheletes. My class had a large number of football players, so the main subject of class was "don't rape women"). David treated the discussion section like his own personal dating advice - "You mean they don't like it when I say they have a tight ass???"
It all depends on whether or not it's the first thing you say to them, dude.
I'm about 95% sure that with him, it was.
The best part was the reaction of the TA. Our TA, was, as I'm sure they are for most Women's Studies classes, a rather ardent feminist - she wasn't even a graduate student, she was an undergrad "facilitator". Watching her have to deal with Terrell was absurd - she was clearly so, so angry, and couldn't/was afraid to say anything otherwise.
Someone get a sign to the game that says "We'll double whatever Tressell's offering!"
-So on Monday night it comes out that basketball may preclude Pryor from visiting any schools after the weekend of the 18th
-On Tuesday out of the blue Pryor moves Michigan up to the weekend of the 18th.
-Wed morning some article says LSU maybe and Oregon on the 2nd.
Well one thing is certain, LSU and Oregon wont be getting visits, and man does this kid just like to throw things out there. LSU? Makes the papers anyways.
oops, last comment was mine
gsimmons, you getting all in to that poon talk, and you didn't answer my post...
gsimmons, I was arguing that while some of the zone blocking technique might be the same between UofM and WVU, that our zone scheme made effective run blocking nearly impossible while RR's scheme, due to fewer men in the box and the different responsibilities of the D to contain the spread meyhem, would allow some of our stud OL talent to shine.
In other words, our OL zone blocking sucked against better DLines because the D could sell out against the run. Any such selling out against a spread option or passing spread would be suicide. Therefore, we can expect improved OL play even though zone blocking is still around.
Am I wrong?
I would like other people's opinion on this. I would regard Terrelle Pryor as the most important Michigan football recruit in the past 15 years. Actually, it's not really even close. Reasons:
- He's plays the most important position on the field
- He's a perfect fit for the new offense and gives the RR era a jump start
- If he doesn't come here, he's goes to OSU
- He's the top rated recruit in the country
- There is a sizeable dropoff with the available replacements (both recruits and current players)
So, first of all, do you agree with this? Second, if so, who's the second most important recruit? Please only consider players as they came out of high school. In hindsight, we can all say that UM more than likely would not have won the NC without Woodson. However, at the time of his recruitment, we probably would have been mildly annoyed not to get that CB out of Ohio, but not devastated.
definitely just bought tix to the game this weekend...
probably right MRG
I dont even know who would be close because of the reasons you listed. Drew Henson?
i would agree with that mdan,
i mean yeah less people in the box, means less people to block....
but it is not a differnt system, its different formations....
you take a zone blocking scheme in a one back ace formation.... split out the te's the wollah, you have the zone spread....
it wont be hard for michigan to learn the zone spread, its the other base plays that they will have trouble picking up, the dart, the trap, the waggle... out of the spread... (even the trap is something they havent done in several years, but a big part of RR's offense)
Also, please don't take my thought exercise as meaning Michigan football will die without TP. Far from it. However, someone has to be the most important recruit and I think it's him.
My second - Lamarr Woodley.
Henson was an uber-recruit as well. Of course, all of that is moot if Pryor ends up being a Ron Paulus-level bust.
and mdan, please excuss my poon talk pasts... i will refrain....
but all the lawyer talk was making me a little crazy...
Or was it Pawlus? I forget how to spell.
Powlus. And I agree, TP could end up the next Vince Young or the next Xavier Lee. I'm talking strictly potential.
I have no idea what his recruiting ranking was, but Desmond Howard was both a UM and OSU recruit.
As was Grbac, actually.
gmb - what have you seen that says that TP isn't going to visit LSU?
I still find it odd that Notre Dame Hired Powlus.
Good morning everyone... I just realized that after signing day, my day at the office is going to get very boring. I think we are going to need to start a support group for mgoblog addicts...
WRT 2nd biggest recruit, I have no idea. I don't remember the last time we completely switched to the opposite end of the spectrum in our offensive scheme. I'd have to imagine that biggest recruits were always highly sought after qbs since they touch the ball nearly every offensive play. Although, if I take that mentality, shouldnt it be the center? Oh well.
gsimmons, no problem! Thanks. I just felt that our use of zone blocking allowed skilled DLineman to slant and blow up the play. That should stop in the new scheme, yes? The DEs have contain on the QB and can't just try to blow up every running play.
MRG, I think point #3 is the entire key to this. Without TP, I think we will be fine. I actually would prefer to force RR to begin with a passing spread to dispel the rumors that we won't be able to lure stud pocket QBs to Michigan anymore.
But to lose out on TP AND have him end up at OSU, with that line they have recruited and with Tressel's history with TSmith, THAT would be a disaster.
well Chitown I think the intial report of TP having problems with the 25th and 02 weekends are legit as evidence the moving up of Michigan, which shows he has serious interest in us. LSU as far as I know never has really been in his mix, the win the NC and all of a sudden he throws them out there on a weekend that he knows he cant make do to hoops.
It looks like he's going to LSU on the 25th (according to his recruiting diary) and Oregon on on 2/2. Allegedly his basketball was suppose to interfere, but looks like kid wouldn't mind missing a game or two.
Pretty funny...
http://www.everydayshouldbesatur...us-index-11608/
I'd say recruit wise that Henson was probably 1st or 2nd. The truth is that most of the guys we go after from OH or PA are both OSU and UM recruiting targets. I don't know if there has ever been an upswell of attention towards a recruit that TP has gotten, but Henson was close, and that was in the pre-blog era.
It's a shame that the rivals tracking only goes back to 2002, otherwise we could look at where Woodson and Howard were located. If I remember correctly (and I was only 10) Woodson was a top 10 recruit.
I think it's pretty safe to assume it's between M and OSU.
I would like to say to all of the people on the TP bandwagon...stop D_@K ridding! He is not the end all be all of Michigan Football. Show him love...thats cool...but at the game..dont go overboard..please!
I'll be interested to see how things shake out over the next few years with the "Block O," especially if Jenkins commits. Don't get me wrong, I would take every single one of those guys if given the opportunity, but it seems like they're a bit unbalanced, recruiting class wise.
I think Mallett Fumbles Snaps should change his name to Mallett Fumbles Snaps in ARE-Kansas.
Just an idea.
To return to the ladies for TP:
Most/many football players end up dating other athletes. Very few date sorostitutes (although they prob let the sorostitutes blow them).
Many notable UM football players dated sprinters from the track team (attractive, in great shape):
Charles Woodson, UAAS Ron Bellamy, Braylon Edwards, Andy Mignery, Sean Thompson, etc
Others date soccer players:
David Terrel (whose ex Abby Crumpton is now a soccer coach at UM), Benny Jopprhu
Also other sports, like softball (the straight girls), volleyball or field hockey
The athletic dept is far more incestuous than you think, and most date inside the dept, so our best bet is to round up hot girl athletes for Pryor to meet
Also, did anyone read up on B.Smith's injury on rivals?
gmb - I wasn't questioning you - I just wanted to see the news if there was any further than what Brian mentioned.
Didn't Tyler Ecker marry one of the UM gymnasts? They are all pretty cute and definitely buff (if short).
@other chris,
yes, I believe 'buff' would be an appropriate word.
I know you werent
Smith is fine per the update
Pryor is not the be all end all, but man it sure would be a nice start to the RR recruiting era.
Musket, no big deal. Twisted a knee. Mom put a stop to bball.
Alright, if all the athletes date inside the athletic department then this is my vote for who takes him around this weekend. I know this is kind of stalkerish, but a friend of mine has a huge (borderline unhealthy) crush on Giampaolo and I was trying to dilute it a bit for him. But yeah...
http://mgoblue.com/softball/play...o.aspx?
id=69434
That's good. It's extremely plausible that we need Smith as early as next year.
Yeah, Smith coming in as a safety was a huge bonus to this class.
Does anyone know what Michael Williams will end up playing? I know there was talk of him being a Safety - is that still in the cards? He red-shirted last year, no?
Cowherd just called WVU fan base "the psycho ex-girlfriend who can't let go". Very funny rant.
Without TP, Buckeye-world is in for some lean times.
Consider: 18 returning starters for next year - they will obviously be nasty in 2008. But most of those returning starters will be gone after next year. In 2009, things will be dicey for the Bucks.
However, if they have TP, they have someone to rally around and a monster OLine as well. Without TP, they will have had one QB recruit in the last three years (with Schoenfelt leaving) and one QB on the roster.
This is a big deal down in Columbus.
that's because osu was so convinced they had this guy locked up. i mean he took his official in june for christs sake.
Have to see the rest of that softball player; they have a reputation for having "thick" bodies.
I always had a thing for Liz Rasche, a DS (read: not ridiculously tall player) on the volleyball team.
http://mgoblue.com/volleyball/pl...o.aspx?
id=69818
I think Williams was brought in as a CB/S hybrid that would play nickle specifically in English's version of the 3-3-5 (think Brandon Harrison). I would imagine he will be utilized in much the same way by the current staff, with maybe more time at safety. And yes, he's a RS Freshman.
mdan,
well it depends on the derensive scheme, as far as qb contain... but even if its not the de's resp... ie, 3-4 slant scheme.. still the fact that the olb is removed from the l.o.s. to offset the fact that a reciever is out there, makes the zone more effective...
of course add a mobile qb into the mix, then you have a whole new set of problems...
you play ,formation wise, a completely different looking defense against the spread, based on what kind of qb the opposition has..
the only thing cooler than a pack of wolves is a man who owns a pack of wolves
Does anyone else think Cissoko may red-shirt?
Right now, we have 3 solid returning corners (Warren, Trent, Harrison). Cissoko may be more talented than Harrison, but it seems like Harrison's skills lend himself ideally to covering slot receivers.
Also, safeties?
We have: Stevie Brown (Junior), Artis Chambers (Sophomore), Charles Stewart (Senior), Michael Williams (maybe - RS freshman), and Brandon Smith (freshman).
Generally, you'd expect 3 of them to get solid PT, barring injury. Brown almost definitely starts, but then what? Stewart has basically never seen the field, so I doubt he's that good. Williams is the next best rated recruit out there. I can see going in with a rotation of Brown, Williams, and Smith, no?
If they stay as healthy as they have this last year, very possible.
chitown, your use of the word "solid" in association with Harrison represents quite a liberal interpretation of that word.
Sorry, I've been down on Harrison since Oregon. Maybe I'm being harsh.
Wait, isn't Stevie Brown a sophomore now? I thought he was a true freshman this past season. Am I wrong?
Harrison got roasted vs. Oregon, no doubt. But he actually played quite well the rest of the year - if you scroll back through the UFR's, Brian is actually extremely complimentary of him thoughout the year.
Harrison's ability to detonate (as Brian says) screens, options and bootlegs is almost uncanny. His ability to cover receivers, ehhhh, not so much.
TP suggestions:
http://www.mgoblue.com/track-fie...o.aspx?
id=25784
http://www.mgoblue.com/track-fie...o.aspx?
id=25710
http://www.mgoblue.com/track-fie....aspx?
id=102818
Brown played as a true freshman as a special-teamer in all 13 games in 2006.
ok, cfaller, im not sure how i feel about Harrison either.. but let me add this, take it for what its worth...
as my primary position for the past 7 years or so, it has been my experience that there is not a singel positon on the field that has more to do with confidence then that of the secondary. It is amazing how much a kid can change as far as making plays, or not making plays, bassed on his confidence in him self, and in the system... I would expect that all of our secondary will look so much faster and be reading better, and make better breaks, not becasue of Barwis (although obvioulsy this will help as well) but becasue of the confidence that a new system, and new s and c , and new beginings do for them....
Cissoko has cover skills, he will be in on nickel next season and can return kicks and punts.
Stevie Brown will be a true junior next year. I know, it's crazy.
Stevie Brown:
http://mgoblue.com/football/play...o.aspx?
id=69158
I thought Harrison did a good job covering the over-the-middle slants/etc. that most slot receivers run. He is prone to getting burnt on the deep ball.
I just find it hard to believe that we're going to take a guy who did as many positive things (excepting the Oregon game) as Harrison did last year off the field.
Yeah, I'm willing to give Harrison another shot, and I have faith that he'll improve and stay solid. But the memories...oh the humanity!
How did I forget about Kohlmeier. Stupid.
Okay, I initiated the stalkerish female athlete stuff. I'm done though. I have to drive a friend to metro. I think Brown and Williams will be the starters next year. Harrison will get plenty of playing time. We'll see how cissoko fits.
Remember, if you see me on campus, I am not your friend, do not nod at me, you are meat for the upperclassmen to beat on.
I agree chitown. I think he was the most improved player on the team, outside of Trent and possibly Graham. Needs to work on his coverage skills, but his height probably doesn't do him any favors there.
Does anyone else feel like maybe M should expand to some home and home series with other teams? tOSU has had Texas recently. They get USC upcoming. They just signed Oklahoma to a 2016-2017 agreement. Have we signed any major opponent (ND excluded) to a home and home for any of the next 10 seasons?
@Stalker
Good point on Canty. I saw her run one time. Best looking track runner.
Is "The Machete" gone ? I can't remember offhand.
"you guys azre just worried that your young gf's will dig the football guy..."
I know that's from forever ago...but that is freaking awesome, gsimmons!
New question from a dumb person (me):
Shafer runs a 4-3, but RichRod said (before the Shafer hire) that he wants to run the 3-3-5. So...is the 3-3-5 down the toilet as a result of the Shafer hire, or is it on hold until Shafer and RichRod figure out how/when to make that transition, or what?
What's the status of the Crazy Kung Fu Defense?
The problem with scheduling other home and homes is one less home game....most schools will do the 1 tough home and home and three patsy route as it gives them 7-8 home games every year.
Its the one thing I hate about todays game. I loved home and homes with UCLA, Wash, Oregon, etc etc.
I'm beginning to feel the football equivalent of having a girlfriend who's hot as a chili pepper and crazy as a wildcat in the sack... but who is so much trouble she's going to destroy me in the process...
In case anyone's interestd,
http://simononsports.blogspot.com
has a couple posts regarding Chad Henne.
/end threadjack
cfaller,
you will see multiple fronts...
doesnt matter what he bases it out of... he has run the 3-3 before, and has run the 3-4 before...
i like that he isnt married to a particular front...
hennemancrush... it just wouldnt be me, if i didnt have a major typo or miss-spelling... you guys probalby think i talk with a major speech impetament
sexy
@ Jack,
Interesting top two articles (havent made it too much further down).
Soccer did "peak" my interest though in one of the non-football related posts.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_3BaJMgGK...h/
argentina.jpg
@gsimmons
Cool. I too like the fact that the D will be more versatile and willing to show multiple fronts.
FYI, as an aside, I'm in Asheville right now for vacation with my wife. Aren't you somewhere in Western NC?
in in gboro....
asheville is grat isnt it?
go by the bitmore house if you have a chance...
freezing rain comming in this evening, so be carefull dude.... drive over to gboro if you want,
me and a couple other football guys are watching the games sunday, at our favorite "establishment"
I don't know where this talk about Harrison not being on the field is coming from. I tried to look at posts above, but I couldn't find the source...
Anyway, you can be pretty sure that Harrison will be on the field next year. Except for Trent, he has more experience than any other DB. He's played corner and safety.
If they have a base 4-3, he'll move to FS or SS. If they do end up running a 3-3-5, you'll see him at FS or bandit.
Harrison will be a starter next year.
Grrr. I hate HaloScan. Every time I reload the MGoBlog main page, I get a server error at least twice before I can connect and refresh the page.
Like having on shoes that are too tight - not actually painful, just continually irritating.
Question:
What's the deal with Pryor going to LSU? In a Rivals article it says he is undecided if he will even be going anywhere on 1/25 but later in the article it says he is going to LSU on 1/25. Yesterday, however, Brian said he had basketball games the following 2 weekends and we would be his last visit. Can somebody clear this up?
here's the rivals link
http://footballrecruiting.rivals....asp?
CID=762050
I think DTTB is what you might get when breeding The Knowledge and elnolewis.
The Dick | 01.15.08 - 11:50 pm |
Best. Post. Ever.
@ M legend
From what I heard, THIS weekend is the last weekend he'll be able to spend an entire weekend at a school. During the next two weekends, he has basketball games and won't be able to spend all three days there.
This is probably good for us, since he apparently wants to see a lot of Ann Arbor. It probably means he just wants to take a cursory look at the other schools.
What did Cowturd say about WVU fans this morning? Anyone catch it?
I just took a perusal of the WVU Scout discussion forum......wow.
Cowherd just called WVU fan base "the psycho ex-girlfriend who can't let go". Very funny rant.
Hmm...that's pretty unoriginal. I can't remember who he was talking about, but he used that exact comparison for some other team like 6 months ago...
Im to the point where I can honestly say I no longer give a sHeit where he goes.
i hope that's right. screw LSU. and good call Cowherd.
yeah whatever you'll care once he decides
@gsimmons
Asheville is wonderful, and we've been coming up here for years. Biltmore is awe-inspiring. Anyway, kindasorta looking forward to the snow- coming from Charleston, it'll be good to see snow, but OTOH my car and my all-weather tires will be useless. At least we've got hiking gear if the car turns out to be impotent tomorrow.
what kind of poon could be had at MSU?
"I thought Harrison did a good job covering the over-the-middle slants/etc. that most slot receivers run. He is prone to getting burnt on the deep ball." - chitownblue
Didnt Appy State score a 70 yard td on him with a slant or am I mistaken?
great cfall,
be carefull, i know what you mean...
my ws6 isnt exactly snow ready...
see if you can tlak her into driven ovewr to gboro for a sunday afternoon of beer and football
Maybe TP will major in DRAMA!!!
All this TP hemming and hawing...well...I dont know...It looks good....NEXT!!
Jon Vaughn - you're right, maybe we should base 100% of an evaluation of Brandon Harrison on a single play. Especially when, for that play, you're confusing him with Stevie Brown. Check the UFR.
Brick House Football - you're the only one talking about TP now. Maybe you should stop complaining.
Chitownblue...you are correct...I will shut the hell up!...for like 2 min.
hey everyone, our program is 'rebuilding' right now. don't expect a masterpiece on the field this year or even next. we are very shallow on the depth chart in a lot of positions. Trust in RR that he will improve the squad dramatically and then cure cancer.
@gsimmons
Oh, no. My wife absolutely hates football- why do you think I hang out at MGoBlog so much?
Thanks for the offer, though.
Brick House is elnolewis...I'm sure of it!
And I couldn't agree with you more, chitownblue, re: Harrison. I thought he played very well toward the end of the year. Basing judgment on one play from the first game of the year (are we to say Shawn Crable is an absolute mess of a player because he missed a blocking assignment, too?) is asinine.
Regardless of how we feel about Harrison, I think we can all agree that he will NOT be moving into a starting position at CB. He's certainly not better than Warren or Trent.
So he'll remain as a nickelback or bandit safety or something regardless. Personally, I would like to see him take over at one of the safety positions, but that's just my opinion.
Who was it that has the wife who refers (jeez...that's a lot of pronouns...) to those of us who post on here as "blog fags."
You know, the one that spawned "blag" and eventually "douche blag" to refer to a moron poster.
That guy's wife should be proud that she was able to contribute even without posting!
Also...is it just me, or did the ads above the message box change from Google ads to something else...I don't remember pictures before...
ThWard was the "blog fag".
I agree, cFaller - Harrison will not be a starting corner - Trent and Warren will. I just think that Harrison merits PT - not including the Florida game, which has yet to be UFR'd, Brian graded Harrison out as +5 on the season, if you add up all the games. That includes a big fat -3 for the single play against Oregon, and a big, fat, -3 for the long run he missed the tackle on vs. Northwestern.
@ Jon Vaughn
The person beaten on that slant was Johnny Sears, I believe. Sears was beaten to the inside on the route and then Steve Brown missed the tackle when he tried to come up and help.
IIRC, the only play where Harrison was badly beaten was against Oregon where he was outrun on a wheel route by Paysinger (or some other Oregon receiver). And, really, he had pretty good coverage. It was a perfectly thrown ball. I thought he dove a little too soon to make the tackle, but there's no guarantee that he would have caught up to the receiver, anyway...
Magnus - on the UFR, both Sears and Stevie brown got -3's on that play vs. Appy St.
And, Magnus, the talk of benching Harrison was merely a question we asked - if we're intending on playing Cissoko as a true freshman as a nickel back, then I merely wondered what happened to Harrison. Or if Booboo would redshirt?
not knowing what play you guys are refering too i cant comment... but i will say, probably you guys have no idea what coverage was called, so more than likely have no idea who to blame... jsut becasue someone is chasing, or someone is closest, doesnt mean that person was responsible, it might be that person was covering for someone else...
who knows...
I don't think Harrison was entirely at fault for that play against Northwestern, either. That's like saying Purdue's defender who Mike Hart rolled over and scored that TD was a buffoon. It's not necessarily true; it was just a great play by Ward.
Besides, there were other defenders who could have wrapped him up just as easily. I think Ezeh was there, too, and just kind of gave Ward a little push. If anything, Ezeh deserves more blame because he just took a half-assed shot at Ward.
Gsimmons - vs. Oregon, Harrison was in 1-on-1 coverage with Paysinger and got run the fuck by - that was fairly clear-cut.
Vs. Northwestern, he just missed a tackle roughly 14 yards down field on a running play. The way wasn't successful because of his error (if I remember, Graham and Ezeh couldn't get off blocks) but his miss turned it from 15-yard successful to 48-yards and a TD successful.
as i tlaked about earlier this year, the cover two safeties were so woried about fades, that many of them took improper steps, and were at terrible angles when slants and digs, posts, and ins were thrown...
but is that the problem of the saefty? the safety coach? or the corners, who last year were exposed on fades, and thus lead to safeties having to give more help....
brandent englemon, of course, would have won the appp game for us, if he plays in the first half...
new post...of Brian ripping BHGP
gsimmons - here is the Harrison play vs. Oregon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...h?v=KIKp9-
Xji7Y
Maybe he could have had safety help, but he still got run past. It's not horrendous coverage, though, IMO.
Thanks, chitown.
I don't think Cissoko will redshirt, simply because our numbers are pretty thin. To back up our starters at CB, we only have Dutch, Woolfolk, and Rogers.
I think Harrison will move to safety and Cissoko will play some in the slot and to back up the outside corners. Cissoko will probably be groomed to take over for Trent after next year. I don't think they'd want to toss a redshirt freshman to the wolves in 2009. If they plan on him starting, they probably want to get him some experience.
sorry chi, i cant watch youtube clips at school, they are blocked...
i beleive you ... i think i remember but, im just saying, it could still be cover two... in a dallas two system... corners play undernieth fades, that is they cary the fad 15 yards or so, if no underneith threats, or under calls, they stay under that reciever... it is still a deep half concept for th safety... is that what mich was running, i have no f'ing idea, but that is in their defensive package...
more than likely since it was spread it was one on one....
I agree w/magnus about cissoko. I think he'll make it on the field simply based on his footwork and athleticism. Barring some sort of schematic issue, I think it's a no brainer. He's too good. I just wish he was about 3 inches taller.
I can't view the Youtube clip at school, either, but if I remember correctly it was man all the way across the field.
Simmons,
my understanding of Michigan's system is that they run a match two? Which obviously has roots in the tampa two. dallas two? what are the differences? is it simply nuance?
big difference between tampa two and dallas two...
big differece in a man two
tampa two= hard under corners... flat coverage only, safeties complete half coverage... usually no help underneith fades by corners.. they can do this becasue i middle lb, will cover the middle seam, or any deep post from 2 or 3 reciver...
dallas two=what i describes above, a soft two, corners help on fades, only come up if there is an undernieth threat lb's play normal two coverage
man two= two deep under man
dont see michigan running much true two, or tampa two... mostly a dalas two look... or man-two what i call blue(two)under
formerlyanonymous-
that liz raschke chick is gorgeous, she looks like natalie portman
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