Call me a complete tink, but it bothers me not a jot.

On the other hand, seeing blood on telly or having it drained from my arm via a syringe is absolutely guaranteed to have me flat out in a faint.


Hahaha :)

I don't mind any other sort of blood (as long as it's not my kids', in which case I completely freak out) - it's just *that* blood - got a complete mental block about it, and I don't know why.

Probably mother's fault. She is the cause of most of my hang-ups, the cow.

Ahem.


What if that lovely young man put a blindfold on you before he went down red town?

I quite like it. Makes everything slide in and out much more easily :)


I wouldn't mind playing with your other bits while it's that time.

When your 'clear' I'd have to make up for lost time..


you had me fooled that you were being forced into some kind of complete abstinence for a minute. I see you've improvised.

erm.

Carry on.

ST


Like a stain, which is illness of mine and theirs. You didn't fully understand, but I discovered the fringe, a lapse of pride on my side. We teach each other, as I told, that was cetain.


Only good thing about periods is I always say, "I need to have lots of Belgian chocolates, my body is craving it, I am giving my body what it needs."

Solution to looking down and seeing your lover's face smeared with your blood .....close your eyes. In any case unless it's really heavy it's not likely to come all gushing out for the half hour or so you take the tampon out.


So, that guy actively requested to get a good old mouthful of blood?

Excuse me while I vomit all over the laptop.


i know! whats with the unbearable horniness when periodicle strikes??? and what kindo of freak did you meet that wanted to go down there, at that time??? if he wanted to kiss you afterwars that would be called "rainbow kissing"..... not that i would ever do it.... or have ever done it.... cough cough.... no i haven't seriously :/


I have heard of 'parting the red sea' but 'rainbow kisses' is something even I won't try


Like a stain, which is mine and theirs.


Cheer up cuntybitchbird. The Daggers have made it to the Football League. That's got to have put a smile on your face? :)


rachel - I thought rainbow kissing was something to do with lipstick and blow-jobs...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/ d...=rainbow+kisses

You learn something new every day!

Rad - I have better things than that to be happy about babe, but yeh, it did make me smile. Shame about Southend though.

Alex - enough with the stains already! ;)

Haha superhombre - you surprise me ;)


As long as you have things to be happy about. ;) x


I guess I had that coming fm after everything I had done in the past becoming public knowledge that many times lol.

I will gladly try the other rainbow kisses though!


superhombre - I want to be the bright red lipstick :p

rad - My son has completely confuzzled me - are Southend going down, or what?!


I wasn't expecting complaints about going down on here. :)


Like a stain.


They're second from bottom but only 3 points from safety. I'd rather see them stay up and dirty dirty Leeds go down.


Period sex is lovely, just put a towel down first. My ex wanted me to sit on his face at that time of the month as a sub thing. He also liked me to batter his bollocks with a backscratcher.

Fucking nutter, he was.


fm - You can be the lipstick anytime ;)

Period sex is great as long as you have wipes at hand before switching holes :p


I had an ex [or should that be have an ex?] who liked oral when "on." Afterwards, I looked like Caligula in 'I, Claudius' after he'd eaten a foetus. It was kinda cool. Mind you, under normal circumstances that was usually the case as she liked to grind my face into her "area" like she was sanding hardwood.

Nurses are filthy.




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