damn, sugar, you do know what my real name is don't you? should i be terrified? *sigh* but, i do so love men in uniforms tho... 
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knight my foot!
A group of policeman once ordered Jimi Hendrix to remove a Royal Veterinary Corps dress jacket, saying it was an offense to the men who had worn it.
So what you driving these days then? Mare, is it? Or are you a standard white charger man? 'Course trouble with these power steeds these days is that they let kids drive 'em and they don't understand the power, see. They can't handle them. Shouldn't allow inexperienced knights and ladies to drive anything more than a 400 horsepower 'til they've clocked up 1000 hours in the saddle.
Ah but it's grand to have you back, Docs.
You could always wear a nappy like the Apollo 11 crew. I bet you'd look good their suits as well. Astronauts are the modern space-knights and inventors of safe sex.
So you don't have the advanced chain mail trews with the button down flap for easy access? It was a saracen invention I believe, like much of our mathematics and medicene
savannah, terrified? of moi? Nay lass. I am definAtely a beta male, in costume or out. Ask Kim if you don't believe me. On the other hand I am perfectly willing to be whatever you want so long as you keep calling me sugar. It's terribly Southern. I've been in America you know, (I may have mentioned it) and I do love the way y'all talk. In the south west of our own great nation you go into a shop for some cigarettes and they say things like,"all right my lovely?" and "there you go lover" which to us west coast Scots is tantamount to a marriage proposal.
The Royal Vetinary Corps has a DRESS uniform Justin? Remarkable. Jimi was in the US Marines for a while which means he could wear any damn uniform he wanted. I know this because he once signed me into the Legion for darts night.
I have an Audi 6 which is the shittiest car in the world. (German)
SAM! I played the rite of the lie by mistake the other day when looking for big boob bonanza (a stylish art film from Denmark) on my computer. I was strangely moved by it. The rite of the lie, not BBB.
I always wanted a space suit. How percipient you are Mister Gorilla Bananas, so much so, that I made one as a boy and would have used the fishbowl as a helmet but couldn't find anything to put Goldie in while I tried it on.
Kim, Kim, Kim, what an innocent you are. The SCOTS invented mathematics and medicine. Sheesh.
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Do you sit round the Round table? Or is that a different gang.
It was the custom in the sixties to wear uniform in an ironic manner and I myself wore a fireman's overcoat until my hairdresser threatened to send me to Coventry if I ever wore it again.
Dress uniform. How should I know? I just pulled that straight from wikipedia.
That outfit will look very much like a George Cross to the drunk and/or shortsighted. Be sure to wear a proper helmet at all times in Scotland, especially if there's a Celtic match on in the pub..
You're right, but, Doccy. I had already surmised you were a knight of Malta. It's been obvious all along.
What kind of a Scotsman are you anyway? Your allegiance should be to the Salmond of Doubt, not to that German usurper in Rome. I'll go and put my pointy hat on anyway and stand on my balcony waving a silk scarf to welcome you back, Doc.
Alec Salmond is a loony. Look at his eyebrows for crying out loud! He's Penfold in a grey suit.
I had a good night in Malta once. Got pissed with Oliver Reed.
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