FFS! Are you sure you answered honestly Chris??

I got:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Fuck, LOL.


Gravatar LOL, I answered as honestly as I could.


Gravatar WTF does that mean??

I was completely honest. Can you say the same? Can you? LOL.


Gravatar It means that I answered as honestly as I could with the questions they asked


Gravatar Could have been worse, Julius.


Gravatar It could, Obs, but it's not great either!


Gravatar I made it to the 6th layer of hell. I wonder if its warmer there because its nearer the furnace?

Sean


Gravatar "It could, Obs, but it's not great either!"

Depends on where your starting from


Gravatar 2nd layer of hell for me as well Julias. At least we will have a few hussies to keep us occupied.


Gravatar Haha, exactly Tony.


Gravatar I made it to Purgatory. Fortunately there's no such place.


Gravatar LOL, that is your belief Christopher. As a Catholic I believe there is such a place.


Gravatar How can you be so sure, Christopher??


Gravatar JG

Heaven is in the Bible.

Hell is in the Bible.

No Purgatory in the Bible. No Limbo either, and dare I say it? No Pope either!



Gravatar No DUP in the bible either!

Free P sect, Presbyterianism, Venus, Dinosaurs etc. None of these things are mentioned in the bible.

I understand Protestantism is fond of the principle of "sola scriptura" but its nonsense to live ones life by it.

BTW there is evidence for purgatory in the bible.


Gravatar Christopher,

So if something isn't in the Bible it doesn't exist?


Gravatar 5th level!
See what I mean, Julius.

Could be that I am more honest than the rest of you goody two shoes.
Probably not.


Gravatar Christ, Obs, you're a disgrace!

Shit, I just took the Lord's name in vain.


Gravatar I got eighth level !!

Holy fuck. I'm one of the most honest people I know


Gravatar "Shit, I just took the Lord's name in vain."

That bumps you up to Level 7 lol.


Gravatar What do I need to do to make the next level?


Gravatar God only knows, Obs!!!


Gravatar I just want to make the next level, not end up in the shit like you Julius
Still time to repent, Paul.
Spend an eternity in Purgatory with Chris.
Maybe not..


Gravatar That's it though Observer, one only spends a short time in Purgatory before one enters the gates of heaven.


Gravatar You've spoken to someone who's been there?
Anyway, I'm fairly sure you lied in the test.
That makes you fraudulent.
Level 8!
I'll send you up some sunblock.


Gravatar It's Church teaching Obsever.

I did not lie, how dare you! Just because you are going to burn for your sins


Gravatar Yeah I have a suspicion that Chris was, shall we say a little less than honest in the test.

Level 8 I think is about right.

Just looking at my own (level 2), I'd prefer to be lustful than gluttonous. At least I'm getting some!


Gravatar Sorry lads but I was very honest, don't try to blame me for your own failings


Gravatar Julius
"At least I'm getting some!"
Allied to your earlier profanity, you could be joining the liar Chris at Level 8


Gravatar LOL!
Fortunately for me, it's not a lie.


Gravatar Chris:
It will probably come as no surprise to you that I got the fifth stage of hell. I was very high in the lustful category (naturally enough!lol) and high in the violence stakes. I highly doubt you were being 100% honest when you were doing the test Chris because there is no way fucking way you of all people would get purgatory while someone like me would get the fifth stage!!!!


Gravatar Adelante,

No doubt!


Gravatar Gotta try harder, Adelante.
The others are waiting at Level 8.




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