Reminds me of a joke I wouldn't dare tell.
Ah go on 
Two girls sitting in the corner of a pub, having a quiet drink.
Barman says to the local smoothie,
"I'll bet you a tenner you couldn't get one of those girls to go out with you."
The guy says,
"Make it twenty and your on."
Barman agrees, but his conscience gets to him and he says,
"I'm only joking, those girls are lesbians, you wouldn't have a prayer."
The guy says,
"You think so? Watch this!"
He goes over and sits down beside the girls, puts on his best smiley face and says,
"Hello girls, what part of Lesbia are you from?"
Sorry.
And I USED to think you were a funny guy Obs, please tell me that you cleaned it up
I used to love going to Lady's pool night(slang for Lesbian night) in a nearby pub during my sojourn in Sydney. Free nakedness and table dancing as the lovelies usually danced on the pool table tops to tease the more *let's say* manlier types. Well it certainly worked with this manly type 
Anyhow as a regular, even once or twice without a pal in tow. I'd be asked why I bothered going. I always replied that I liked a challenge. That answer allied with my cheekiest chapiest smile never ever got me invited to the after boozer show...................dammit!
Chris would have banned me for posting the original.
Thats nothing to what would have happened to me elswhere.
Some touchy weemin out there.
You could have tried some make-up, Tony
Well it certainly worked with this manly type
LOL.
There are a few places like that in Melbourne too. One bar on Greeves Street had "Topless Tuesdays", when the barmaids would kindly not wear any tops for a couple of hours. Only thing was some of them weren't the May West and it attracted a seedy crowd. As you can imagine I couldn't look them in the eye when ordering drinks. Put me off my pool too so it did!
Thats the most original excuse I've ever heard for being crap at pool.
Thanks, Obs.
The particular Tuesday I was there I was playing pool with my housemate from Monaghan who was wiping the floor with me and delighting in "beating a Dub" so my excuses had to be good!
Julias
Every thursday our football team trained at the local Aussie rules club in Epping(Melbourne) and it was topless barmaids all the way. Every now and then they would have a somewhat misnamed gentlemans smoke night. Perhaps I will get a chance to rell you some of the stories. None of them are even remotely clean. I even stopped breathing one time I laughed so much, my pal on the left was slapping hell out of my back in fits of laughter whilst a 60 yr old gumsy stripper sooked the life out of my pal sitting to the right, him sitting grinning like a Cheshire. We were all only 16. Sorry but even now I have left some bits out, a mixture of cringe worthy embarrassment and maturity perhaps.
Obs
"Makeup"
I would have tried anything, well practically. Too scared to try *that*, I might like it.
Oz sounds like hell
I'd well believe it, Tony.
That old joke isn't far off the mark:
What do Aussie males use for contraception?
Their personalities!
This story in particular cracked me up!
For full effect watch the video here.
Absolute gem!
What are you trying to say Julias, that the pursuit of gentlemanly pleasures with comely strippers is akin to chair sniffing?
BTW Perth now looks like a poor man's version of the childrens newsround. Oh and the chair sniffer, has he been taking lessons from Clinton who could produce tears from a glass eye. Surely he didn't survive this sniffing scandal?
I know it's bit disturbing, the news reader is talking about chair sniffing and she looks about 15!
So far he's hanging on but I don't think he'll survive it. He was involved in another scandal not so long ago ("bra-gate") which involved him snapping the bra strap of another member of staff. Classy guy.
OH! Hang on, it looks like I spoke too soon. This fresh off the press:
http://www.theaustralian.news.co...713-
601,00.html
I love the reporting on this,
Asked if he had sniffed chairs before the 2005 incident, Mr Buswell replied: "No".
Hearty Lol! Nothing wrong with being a perv, but it can be taken tooooooo far.
Yeah there's being a perv and there's being a sleaze. I think it's safe to say Mr. Buswell is the latter!
It wouldn't be a clever ploy by furniture manufacturers to capitalise on their sponsorship of this guy, would it?
I mean, it is Australia
There's a party political clip on YouTube of him saying how much Labour has failed and how he'll do it differently if given the chance etc.
I left a comment referring to his chair-sniffing antics but they have comment moderation on, surprise surprise!
Julias
You rabble rousing bugger!
Yeah I know. I'm writing a massively long research paper at the minute so these things are my only amusement!
Gives a whole new meaning to the title of Party Chairman.
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