That explains the wacked out policies.
Does it hurt THAT much to smile, M'chelle?
Just about every photo I see her in, she has a constant scowl on her face. Or maybe that's because she's half Klingon.
It's Bush's fault!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure that more of it is 'donated' than used in the White House kitchen
Lead schmead. Did you see Michelle Obama's new hair-do!!
It's called THE HELMET.
It keeps her safe from "lead" bullets.
And of course I would be re-miss not to mention her TONED ARMS and the style with which she ate....whatever it is that she ate!!
Meanwhile back at the TRIAL LAWYERS ASSOCIATION, they are looking for a list of EASTER/RAMADAN egg hunters who may have eaten TAINTED EGGS.
"LEAD TAINTED".
1. They have to evacuate the entire building and property for the next 3.5 years.
2. He has to run the country from his birthplace (gotcha, you silly little Kenyawaiian).
3. For the love of all things Holy, please get that photo of Chewbacca off the website !
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
Locked, loaded and safeties off in South Florida.
Funny how the government has placed so many restrictions on lead to the point that any minute exposure is considered a hazard, yet they don't even test for lead until after they've poisoned people.
Really no biggie - it's an old house in an old 'hood (even been a battle or two, or so there -- got to expect some lead in the soil)
At least they didn't suck up some old WWI chem weapons like they did in the DC burbs a few years ago...
Hermie.
Opie drove a V-8 HEMI DODGE 300 before he told you that you could not.
Opie keeps the OVAL OFFICE at 72.
Obama understands that once he leaves office, HE'S FUCKING MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIONAIRE!!!!
It's called the GORE PRINCIPLE.
Michelle Obama eats a pea.... So very important.
Oh!
I heard a bag of rice fell over in China! OMG!
Full of lead, yummy. Well, it won't do anything, I mean, those concentrations in a handful of peas, please. Let's not get totally nuts, okay?
But I find it somewhat amusing.
Andreas, it is pretty lame, but there comes a point when it DOUBLE EDGED.
Michelle Obama is being FAWNED UPON, in the very same vein in which she was HANDED an admission to PRINCETON.
Michelle Obama got into Princeton because she is BLACK (whatever that actually means) People have told me that she got in because her BROTHER was a Basketball star there. ????
Maybe true in the LEGACY sense. But....How did her BROTHER get in, and why would he want to go to this EVIL place that Michelle Obama's THESIS describes as uninviting???
AND. IVY LEAGUE U'S have no ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIPS so....HOW DID HER BROTHER GET IN???????????
Not to belabor a point but let me review.
Michelle Obama's brother got into Princeton. (how and who paid we don't know). He played basketball and has made himself a successful man.
Who paid, we don't know.
His little sister got to go to Princeton, and hated it. She didn't feel welcome. Her THESIS is comedy. I could have written it as a disaffected 7th grader.
CUTTING TO THE CHASE?!?!
Why all the anger at being HELPED and AFFIRMED and CODDLED and GIVEN TO????????????
Is that a wig? Is it from the set of "That Girl"?
Your comments here are one thing, if you truly want to make a difference, start leaving your connents on those liberal blogs. We all see the same,let's start pissing those "state-run-media turds" their at their own medicine. I love to walk through the Unemployment office and say out loud " HOW"S THAT OGAMMA CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU NOW?".
Look, Michelle is wearing a Bump-It! Must be digging into her scalp from the look on her face. I wonder who paid for it? Oh...yeah...I almost forgot.
I knew they would poison someone.
the good news is that the parents of all the children exposed can sue the First Klingon and Ear Leader......
She's one ugly woman. She must have been up in the ugly tree with Oprah and not missed a branch on the fall down. Ugly inside and out that one. I guess that she's fair game, being such a huge celebrity and all....
Michelle Obama:
"America is a mean country."
"My garden has Lead in it."
"My new wig feels like Lead."
"My husband is dumber than lead."
"I put some Silverware in my purse for a souvenir and it is heavier than lead."
"I am sorry that I poisoned the kids with Lead."
"But, with all the shootings around DC there is bound to some lead in the soil."
"I have to go shopping and my lead sled limo is running."
.
"Puppet on a News Wire"
"But Obama has made the dreadful mistake of treating co-conspirators as employees, as his own, personal PR flacks. In journalism, economics, and the arts, the elites see themselves as Barack Obama's equals -- not his subordinates. And it boils their blood when he orders them around: "Put this story Robert Gibbs wrote on the front page -- stop demanding investigations -- you don't have to decide what to publish, I'll tell you what to publish -- go fetch me a hamburger, Pinch, and I want fries with that!"
The president's problem is that he can't wrap his planet-sized ego around the fact that the elites have egos that are just as big, or perhaps a smidgeon bigger. They, too, are used to having their "people" cater to their every momentary whim; they're not used to being told to clean the windows and take out the rubbish.
But Obama's own ego will not allow him to see them as anything other than extensions of Barack Obama, part of the body that is the Obamacle; and he cannot treat them as independent cronies, because he sees that term as an oxymoron: Cronies, by his own definition, obey and ask no questions other those the White House chooses to plant on them, for purposes of deluding the masses that Obama's "town hall" meetings are anything but stage-managed photo-ops.
So Obama will continue to treat the elite media, Hollywood, and Big Science as ring-kissing lickspittles, and the acolytes will get madder and madder; until eventually -- like kernals of corn in hot fat -- they will start to pop. And once they get going, President Obama may well be inundated by a tidal wave of bad press that could even rival the worst journalistic excesses that plagued the Bush Administration.
After all, hell hath no fury like a kept woman scorned.
http://biglizards.net/blog/index.html
Tick Tock, Barack, Tick Tock.
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is that a picture of sasquatch?
I've got to admit; that is one butt-ugly woman.
Bitch'd scare a dog off a gut wagon.
BTW: Is it too soon to start making comments about the obamassiah's offspring and the way the lead seems to have affected them? Kind of like the lefties say about Sarah Palin's Trig.
Chisum, here's what I would like:
Just one liberal who doesn't depress the hell out me. Just one. All the liberals who post here are seething cauldrons of hate and mental illness. The press are soulless whores. The politicians are incompetents who can't find their own rear ends without a GPS system. The movie stars are anti-American fanatics.
And they all seem to think that it's good to live in a world in which people are destroyed for simply wanting to serve their country.
Somebody point me to one liberal who doesn't depress me. Just one.
How about it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h?
v=PBFG372HsW8
Lauren:
Actually, I know absolutely nothing about Suzanne Vega. She's one of my favorite singers, so I've purposely avoiding learning anything about her personal life or her beliefs.
One of my favorite movies was Jacob's Ladder, which if you haven't seen is amazing. But after Tim Robbins starting shooting off his mouth about his politics, and it turns out he's as insane as the worst trolls here, it ruined the film for me.
If I like an artist, I avoid all personal information about him or her.
I know Gus.
Though I stil believe that a bag of rice falling over in China is more important than the woman who just can't smile genuinly (or happily), also known as the Angry Wife Unit.
Take the pea photo. Dear gods. Does that woman NEVER smile? Even just remotely? I know a few really bad actresses who have a fake smile that looks more genuine than Michelle O's. Those fifth graders must be traumatized for the rest of their lives.
I take the bag of rice any day. It's actually useful.
She can now add lead peas to her current diet of nails and razor blades - for flavor.
A new version of changing lead into gold.To test the South Lawn for soil toxins before planting could be prudent.However, this groups zeal to implement any photo- op and/or policy indicates idealogue trumps common sense.
You'd think that if you were going to test the soil, you would do it before planting....
Just another typical liberal/democrat policy.
Jesus Fuck! The Obama's can't even grow a garden.
What wonderful opportunity for yet another controlling government take over. We need a Gardening Czar immediately! All gardens should be monitored by the government for everyone's safety and to eliminate unnecessary government funded medical costs for lead poisoning treatment!
That was my sarcastic voice, if you didn't realize.
Well, at least she's getting her minerals. I'm sure glad that this was shared with us - I mean, we wouldn't want to go into obama-withdrawal, now would we...
Ugly is as ugly does...
I'm so glad we're not the kind of people who attack women and children like the hateful left.
Yes Nimrod, I'm pretty glad that we dont make sexist or lookist attacks like the evil left, thank god:
"She's one ugly woman. She must have been up in the ugly tree with Oprah and not missed a branch on the fall down. Ugly inside and out that one. I guess that she's fair game, being such a huge celebrity and all...."
Oh &
"She can now add lead peas to her current diet of nails and razor blades - for flavor."
&
"I've got to admit; that is one butt-ugly woman. Bitch'd scare a dog off a gut wagon."
cont. pg 93
Ugly negresses don't count.
"Somebody point me to one liberal who doesn't depress me. Just one. "
How about me...
Oh yes, I forgot, negresses aren't really people, unlike our Saintly Sarah...
It's baloney that the WH garden is contaminated with lead. Don't you people read anything else than blogs that don't fact check? Here's the real story:
http://tinyurl.com/nhmmj7
Look at that dumb floral print she has. What a stupid design. And pink? What the hell kind of color is pink? And who paid for that dress?
What's that in the background, are those trees? Where did she find trees in DC? I thought they riddled every living thing with bullets in the city, how did those trees stay alive? Who paid for those trees?
Why didn't she get those stupid heads out of the way of this photo? They're blocking everything. Whose heads are those? Who paid for those heads? Are they Kenyan? And where are the birth certificates for these heads? What evidence is there in this photo that anybody involved was born in the USA? Is there a flag in the background? No? Why not? Why are the taxpayers paying for toothpicks and not flags in the background? Who took this photo? And why? If my money, as an American taxpayer, paid for this photo, I demand a smile from Michelle, who is ugly.
Look at the way she's holding that toothpick, what a stupid way to hold a toothpick.
Another thing I'm glad of is that we aren't the kind of people to wish harm on our President in time of war. Unlike those treasonous libs.
I actually think her hair looks nice.
And I thnk the pink is pretty against her skin.
If she were smiling, I'd say she looked beautiful.
A beautiful negress.
I think I like that word.
lobbey and Nimrod,
Maybe you two go against the grain, but I have never encountered more hateful, racist people in my lie as the liberals who post here.
I was initially shocked, that people who profess to be so tolerant and open-minded were so vile.
Just thought I'd let you know that you see it one way, but I have had a different experience.
lie-life
I apologize in advance for always being such a scold, but Jim swings and misses soooo often and none of the regulars here seem to be concerned about anything more than bashing Obama.
"White House Garden Tests Positive For Lead "
ALL gardens will test positive for lead. Small amounts of lead occur in soils naturally. But 93 ppm IS higher than "normal" but is consistent with levels found in urban soils where lead paint has been used and near roads (it's why we banned lead paint and lead in auto gasoline!).
"The White House garden is full of lead."
Clearly false. 93 ppm is well below the "unsafe" level for garden soil. Plants take up very little lead.
Regarding the photo of Mrs. Obama, your comments say more about you than I ever would.
Here's a general question for all the propagandists out there. If all the evidence you use to generate your world view is false, is your world view also false?
Jeffrey,
Have you seen the comments about Sarah Palin? Or her son Trig?
And when all the stuff happened with Dave Letterman, you would have been repulsed!
I think the comments about MO stem from the views she has expressed about America, white America in particular.
Michelle
The lead comes from bullets. It comes from people fighting for freedom in this country you despise but are willing to use. Happy Independence day. Life liberty and pursuit of happiness. If you pursue happiness for all, you can learn to smile.
Janet Larch,
Sorry, I missed your post and link to the lead story debunking.
crystal and Seven,
This is a problem I find on conservative blogs. The commenters prefer to change the subject of the original post. In fact they (you) use the posts as launch points for your continuing tirades.
The "lead in the garden" story is in part false and in part misleading. It is a non-story, but was used as a vehicle for an unflattering pic of Mrs. Obama.
It is exactly what you decry in the treatment of conservatives!
Seven: Why do you defame me as "despising" America for correcting Jim Hoft's erroneous post?
A beautiful negress.
I think I like that word.
crystal | 07.04.09 - 10:28 am | #
I've always liked it too. It seems to conjour an image of a proud woman of color, filled with an inner strength and knowledge of who she is.
{Of course, the word is out of favor these days - and most of the people who use it do so as an insult or thinly-veiled racial slur.}
Crystal:
I believe that "jeffery" is a troll who hung out here a few months ago; and he seems to have a definite hate-on for our host.
He purports to be a lawyer - but doesn't know the difference between a lawyer and an attorney.
Give him a little time, and you'll see that he's no different than our other trolls.
Jeffrey,
I was merely trying to make the point that it's not just conservatives. Surely you don't believe that! It's human nature. Not saying it's right, but there is hypocrisy on both sides.
In my personal experience, I have found liberals to be extremely hypocritcal when it comes to matters of race. And that was a shocking and disappointing revelation.
Besides, how interesting would blogs be if you could not express your opinion on tings relating to the topic?
Solaratov,
The word "negress" sounds beautiful to say!
And yes, I have noticed that Jeffrey hates Jim.
I just hopes he spends as much time policing liberal blogs, as he does this one.
Also Jeffrey,
If someone wants to comment on MO's looks, they have every right to!
I talk about Barack's man-boobs on a regular basis. Is that childish? Probably.
Does it mean that I'm childish?
No.
Blogs are an exchange of ideas, opinions, facts, and social commentary. No one, will ever agree on everything.
Do I think that calling MO ugly, and all sorts of names is productive or nice?
No.
Do I feel the need tp chastise others when they do it?
No. I am not their mother. These people on this blog are grown-ups.
Do you have the right to speak out on a percieved wrong?
Yes. (as long as you do it equally on liberal blogs-if not you're a hypocrite)
Does that person have the right to tell you to (fill-in-the-blank)?
Yes.
I don't agree with everything people say on here. And I don't feel it necessary to announce it everytime I don't.
If you do, that's great. That is what makes Jeffrey, Jeffrey.
And it's what makes Crystal, Crystal.
Solaratov,
I've never in my life purported to be an attorney. You're confused.
I do not hate Jim Hoft but I DO hate his tactics. Many if not most of his posts contain falsehoods, exaggerations and are misleading propaganda pieces. I try to point out those flaws without becoming too personal. Jim has an agenda to derail the current administration and to gain some fame and fortune in the process. Fair enough. He should be able to take a little fair criticism on his tactics.
crystal,
Everyone has the right to say what they wish (with a few exceptions in US law) but that doesn't immunize them from criticism.
I understand the rough and tumble opinion-heavy format of blogs.
Looks like Michelle's garden will put lead in her pencil.
Lead gives you a shiny coat and a dull interior.
Wasn't the fall of the Roman Empire attributed to lead poisoning? Just sayin'.
Solaratov,
Yes, I have commented here before being banned by Jim for criticizing his tactics.
Dwayne,
And that's why those nasty liberals had it banned from paint and gasoline.
... the First Klingon and Ear Leader......redc1c4
Nah. Not ''Ear Leader". More like - ''and Ferengi'' don't ya think?
I'm kinda looking forward to the current administration derailing the current administration.
If you know what I mean.
Damn that's one fugly broad.
crystal, racism is a little anathema to liberals in my experience, in fact it tends to get you kicked out the club. and actually, hate really isn't our bag either. We are generally quite reasonable folk & will listen to your pov, even if we think it is daft. You know, we should go out for a drink some time....
lobbey | 07.04.09 - 2:30 pm | #
I'm pretty sure crystal does'nt do kool-aid.
I'm kinda looking forward to the current administration derailing the current administration.
If you know what I mean.
crystal | 07.04.09 - 1:02 pm | #
Actually, I don't know what you mean.
Jeffrey,
In all kindness, I didn't expect you to.
Look Guys,
I'd hate to be the one to say it, but let's face it, we all knew this country would go to hell in a hand basket once the Liberals infestation reached the White House. But, it seems as though their hippy dippy bull shit backfired. I didn't know lead was organic. Obama needs to go back to shooting hoops in Chicago and leave politics up to the big kids.
Yes, I have commented here before being banned by Jim for criticizing his tactics.
Jeffery | 07.04.09 - 12:43 pm |
What is it about Gateway Pundit that makes people so obsessed that they won't leave, ever? I can't imagine having such an empty life that if I were banned from a frigging blog I'd come back again and again and again.
Amazing. Gateway Pundit is the sun for so many liberals.
Neocunts are a bunch of sick people.
You can find humor in poisoning now?
ksec | 07.04.09 - 5:11 pm | #
Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine, though?
You can find humor in poisoning now?
ksec | 07.04.09 - 5:11 pm |
This from the people who taunt Trig Palin--a baby--for having Down Syndrome.
Excuse me if I don't find your quivering outrage all that convincing.
Seriously class act you people run around here. Congratulations on abandoning your humanity at the door. And bonus points for the numerous "Klingon" and "shooting hoops" references. Racism sells really well to general election voters. Enjoy your many, many years out of power.
Seriously class act you people run around here. Congratulations on abandoning your humanity at the door.
Singularity | 07.04.09 - 8:19 pm |
As I just said, this from the people who taunt Trig Palin--a baby--for having Down Syndrome. And the people who called Bush a chimp. And the people who are openly cheering the fact that they drove Sarah Palin out of office with unfounded "lawsuites," as your spokesmonstrosity Bruce wrote.
Save your sanctimony and indignation. Liberals have become foam-spewing animals. Don't be so shocked that people are finally responding in kind.
Shouldn't they have done soil tests before planting??
Anyway, the garden is a good thing, not going to take anything away from Michelle Obama for that, and if a little lead is all they've got then they're still doing better than those of us eating primarily from Mexican fields.
I also don't find Michelle Obama ugly, though she strikes me as a pretty unpleasant and self-absorbed person. The scowl does seem to be her default. She's not our First Lady in anything but the formal sense- no way, no how. I'm embarrassed that these second-rate lawyers represent us on the international scene. And a while back the news was she wanted a "more substantive" role? God help us. Literally.
"Hahahaha, oh, how droll! There's (a trivial & nontoxic amount of) lead in the White House Garden! Oh, & did we mention that Michelle Obama is way hella fugly? Blar har har har! Klingon Lady, LOL!!1!1!1!"
Yes, it's rapier wit like this that made "HALF HOUR NEWS HOUR" such a smash success across the fruited plains.
The REAL funny is in hearing cries of embarrassment over Michelle Obama from the same folks who were overjoyed to have a chronically overmedicated walking fashion-nightmare like Laura "Hit & Run" Bush for a First Lady, for eight increasingly surreal years. She wore stuff in public that would make Carrot-Top blush, many many times. I guess that's okay if you think Black Velvet Elvis should be in the Louvre, but for the rest of the world? Not so hot, actually.
Contact with reality - you fail it.
Tom W... the most prolific commenter here ridiculing someone else for their frequency in commenting. Do you ever comment on the subject of the original post or only to ridicule others? And you think my life is empty...
Egad, what a hilarious crop of trolls we've got drooling on the floor this weekend.
Anyone can see on first glance that Laura Bush has more grace and charm in her little pinky than Michelle Obama has in her whole body. And let's not get into clothing choices, I don't like to go there because women always garner such scrutiny, but Mrs. Obama has certainly had questionable choices in that department.
Regardless, it's character that is more important. Laura Bush's is impeccable, and Michelle Obama's dubious. I pity other first ladies who have to entertain such a self-important grump. She could have learned a thing or two from the Queen, but she was no doubt too busy thinking herself above it all.
Wow...just...wow...
First you beat the Clintons over the head with Socks' corpse, and now you're wishing lead poisoning on the Obamas? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel, Mr. Hoft.
Thanks for showing us that conservatives have no class.
Shorter commenters: nigger bitch don't know shit about shit.
shorter this whole blog:
conservative: There's lead at the whitehouse, and Michelle is a "fugly broad"
liberal: That's not the whole story, and what does Michelle's looks have to do with anything?
conservative: SHUT UP, somebody somewhere, who was probably a liberal said something bad about Trig Palin, so conservatives can do no wrong EVER!
Did I miss something?
I don't think I'll be coming back.
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