Mark Steyn... not Mark Stein
Can Barack Obama save us from Hell?
Save us, Barack Obama! You're our only hope! It's not condescending at all to create fake emergencies that the first black American president can fake-solve so then we can tell him what a good job he did, which will make us feel all proud of ourselves for being so kind to him!
That'll make up for all those years of slavery!
Here is a great satire:
Looking Back on the Life of Barack Obama
http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/...rack-
obama.html
Is This Funny?
http://www.sodahead.com/blog/225.../is-this-funny/
Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama; 'that's right; And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'
The messiah strikes again.
Craig - I read the satire on Sultan Knish yesterday & indeed, it is hilarious.
The headline should have read, ''Obama is Leading us to Hell''
The headline should read:
‘Can Barack 0bama Send Us To Hell?’
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Barack Hussein Osama cant even quit smoking. now thats weak. but he has been on the cover of health and fitness and mens health innumerable times as if he is the paragon of supreme masculinity and fitness.
Russian men are laughing at us.
saves us - he's lucky if he can save himself. if it wasn't for his back-up team. someone needs to tell him he can't walk on water and that whole messiah thingy is just a ruse for the little folk. how mismanaged was the chicago annenburg challenge - what was his role - how much was piddled away and why would we expect handing him billions to be any better......
The real question is whether or not the Western world can save itself from leftist media bias.
beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. would obama throw the baby out with the bath water. no one benefits from rumors especially if they are used to block valid points. when the only media will be the state run media......
http://www.nypost.com/seven/
0711...net__178749.htm
Hey Craig thanks for that Sultan Knish link...
Very funny and more than a bit disturbing to me since it wasn't only satire I was reading but maybe a bit of prescient at work in that posting...
"Russian men are laughing at us"...
Heck! The Saudis are still laughing at Obama...
Minnesotans For Global Warming -
www.M4GW.com
obama being played...no. and by a better player. found a post on free republic that i ignored as silly and moved on. an accusation that russia helped with 9-11 and other things. still plotting against us while pretending that the cold war was over. i don't know, but obama can't out bamboozle a bamboozler extrodinaire. he's a minnow with an attitude swimming with sharks. lottsa
luck bo....
Hopefully someone can since I'd rather not spend the afterlife with the Four Riders of the Idiocy (Obama, Biden, Pelpsi, Reid)
We are in greater danger of
tectonic plate drift!
Or the growing earth!
Mountains out of control!
Continents smashing together!
Entire species lost!
Salt Marsh Harvest Mice run asunder!
Oh the humanity!
...the proper question is; can anyone save us from the Obama Crime Family......?
Was just reminded by Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that one year ago today Tony Snow passed away.
Still miss his input to the daily goings on in Washington.
R.I.P. TONY SNOW!
At first I thought to myself;
poor Al Gore, he's spent years perpetrating and politicizing this fraud and Obama gets to play the part of God. But then I realized Al's a team player and all he's really after is the money. And there will be plenty of money to be made by the time the rest of the world figures out that Obama is a joke.
"O" Dumbo is one of Satins deciples!!!
When I look at the African countries I think all the Blacks that are desendents of slaves should be thankfull they were raised in America.
I don't believe in slavery by any means. Every person should be free to prusue their goales in life.
Just because a persons skin is black doesn't mean his fore fathers were slaves. This is just Jacksons and Sharptons way of making millions proporting that!!
The stupid blacks can't see thea "O" Dumbo is going to enslave them again now along with every other American.
Speaking of slavery -
"Ignoring the Eastern connection"
"I note that whilst President and Mrs Obama were visiting the West African country of Ghana they took time out to visit an old slave fort, from which around 35,000 African slaves were shipped to America in the 17th and 18th Centuries. Isn't it odd that, given Obama's Kenyan ancestry, and the number of times he has visited East Africa, he has never felt inclined to visit the vast caves where slaves were held in Uganda and Tanzania where far greater numbers of slaves, hundreds of thousands or possibly millions, were held before being shipped eastwards to Arabia and Asia."
http://
sarahmaidofalbion.blogspo...connection.html
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To: 19%ers (White, rural, right-wing fringe idiots from "real" America)
From: 58%ers (Smart, educated, urban and urbane REAL Americans who are effectively working to create a more civilized, European-style world.)
Ha Ha Ha! You hear us? He He He He Hee Hee Hooooo....
We love it! We love that you guys have your underwear in a bunch, that you are brimming with anger, that you can barely see because of your apoplexy. We will enjoy it for the next eight years. Oh the world is changing, and it is sweet. Universal health care is on the way, and nothing you can do will stop it. You will spend the next 50 years trying to dismantle it to no avail, just like you've been trying to dismantle Social Security since the 1930s. The energy bill will change the planet and the US for the better, and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear us? NOTHING!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
We love it that you love Sarah Palin. Please please please nominate her for President in 2012. Nothing will ensure another four years of progress than that. Oh sure, at some point, another Republican will get elected (2020?). No majority lasts forever (Mr. Rove). But that person will not be able to undo the progress that the Obama administration will have set in stone. Social Security and Civil Rights are now a fait accompli, and though idiots still try to attack them at the fringes, they aren't going anywhere. The same will happen with all the Obama programs. Your greatest fears are being realized: a new world order is at hand!
And by the way, your numbers will keep dwindling. You are 19% of the population right now, but demographics are not on your side. Soon, white people will be a minority. Our increasingly numerous Black and Hispanic brethren and our growing urban centers will ensure your voices will continue to be marginalized until some day in the not-so-distant future they will be extinguished, just as backward, reactionary, pseudo-christian redneck zealotry always is.
Enjoy it while you can, suckers!!!! BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!
Do these pictures of Dear Leader make anyone (men) in the room feel a little awkward? I'm just sayin.....
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.co...as-ex-roommate/
Anon:
Uh huh. You're soooo not worried you have to post here to try and make sure we who disagree with you feel hopeless.
Riiiight.
"No 2nd Stimulus, No Whacky Global Warming Bill, No Government Run Healthcare"
"It seems the Dems are really up against a wall, and it all goes back to their dumb plan to ’stimulate’ the job market with federal spending - which will not show up the end of this year at the earliest. The problem they gave themselves, by avoiding the tried and true tax cuts and limiting spending, is a year or unemployment hell"
http://strata-sphere.com/blog/in...p/archives/
9806
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Riiiight.
Patrick Chester | 07.12.09 - 9:38 am | #
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Oh, I don't know, anonymous definitely convinced me.
All those statistics it cited were so.....accurate. Yes, that's it! Accurate! Obviously well read, too, don't you think?
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Anonymous | 07.12.09 - 9:32 am | #
STEP AWAY FROM THE KOOL-AID.!!!
Another Team Obama Friday Night Document Drop
"Had [President Bush's Warrantless Surveillance Program" been in place before the [9/11] attacks, hijackers Khalid Almidhar and Nawaf Alhazmi almost certainly would have been identified and located." [Andy McCarthy]
Another Friday night, another dump by the Obama administration of a report underscoring the vital importance of President Bush's post-9/11 national security tactics.
http://
corner.nationalreview.com...ZWQwZTVhYjA4NzU
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Chisum | 07.12.09 - 9:32 am | #
I would'nt be surprised to find out that Obama's ancestors were slave traders.
Who will protect us from the treasonous press?
How much damage did the Times do?
http://www.powerlineblog.com/arc...9/07/
024027.php
Hey Lake St.Louis Pundit,
I'm more of a man than those three guy's. My gaydar is going off the charts.
P.S. Loved the kitty poster!
ar05075 | 07.12.09 - 9:50 am | #
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Evidence does seem to point that way, doesn't it?
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He can shut the door behind him!
Can Barack Obama save us from Hell?
Aren't we there already?
There is one person who can save anyone from hell, and it sure isn't BO. If anything, unless he makes some changes in his life, he will find himself eventually residing there.
European-style world
Anonymous | 07.12.09 - 9:32 am | #
But, Obama does not like the 'european-style world' rather he prefers to be like his friends Qaddafi, Chavez, Mugabe, Kim Jon Il, and Ahmadinejad.
In any case; because of the cooler summer weather mean no AC so I am happy that here in NYC I am saving a bundle on my electric bill which means less tax surcharge going to tyrannical government coffers.
Going John Galt is fun when living under Mommy's Nanny Statist misery.
I don't think BO can save us from hell. He doesn't have a clue!
Obama’s WaPo essay extols Porkulus, offers zero solutions
When a candidate offers platitudes on the stump and avoids specifics, most people consider it smart politics — keeping options open and offending few. When a President continues to offer the same platitudes after more than five months in office and in the middle of a deepening economic crisis, it becomes clear that the Oval Office has nothing but platitudes to offer.
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/...zero-solutions/
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LOL. Copy and paste boy is doubtless from the Kostard, Dummie or PuffHo sewage dump collective.They've evidently sent marching orders to their cockroaches to troll conservative sites now that their Jug-eared 'jesus' is taking the gas pipe.
Chisum | 07.12.09 - 9:48 am | #
there was another program to track foreign students who disappeared from the radar after they registered. never went to class/gone-zo. would have recognized some of the 9-11 guys and notified immigration. big interest by colleges in cash brought by foreign students - nada interest when they never showed up.
http://www.michigandaily.com/con...oreign-
students
and then there was the frank ammendment........
http://www.brookesnews.com/
08210...chuckmorse.html
The Kool Aide debate is over!
the tracking system [foreign students] was deemed too expensive by the colleges and congress. last i knew, the foreign students didn't want to pay. when you disappear into the fabric of a ountry - what could possibly go wrong.
http://www.democracynow.org/
2004...ay_no_to_paying
Squeaky,
Another crime we can lay at the door of that POS Barney Frank.
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Bush: From March 2003 to October 2003, the S&P 500 went from 835 to 1034 or +23.8%.
Obama: From January 2009 through July 2009, the S&P went from 932 to 879 or -5.2%.
HMMMM "O" Dumbo economics at it's best.
Check this out???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tjeJnjUGnIA
BO's ancestor somewhere on his mother's side was a slaveowner in KY.
Two funnies, under Conyers reparations crapola, BO would be a target. By visiting slave whatever in Ghana, BO's just visiting where great great grandpa got his house help from.
Totally leaving out modern day slave trade and the Muslim slave trade which is obviously in BO's history as well.
But move on, looking closely at our dear leader is strictly forbidden.
At first blush this sounds outrageous, but look at it this way: it is evident that Obama can lead us to Hell, that is what he is doing now. Therefore, if he reversed his direction he could lead us away from – ergo, save us from – Hell. But the real question is: does he want to?
from free republic -
http://www.fourwinds10.com/siter...hp?
q=1247249620
Rick007 | 07.12.09 - 12:04 pm
People, make sure you watch the video posted by Rick - 3 minutes about, and about Amnesty Bill Provisions - unbelievable. Americans are going to pretend they are Mexicans just for the benefits.
He can save us from numerous kinds of hell... by resigning his entire administration.
Did you know that most of England is drunk most of the time. they see their society taken over by anti-democrats and cannot bear to live in reality.
58%ers (Smart, educated, urban and urbane REAL Americans who are effectively working to create a more civilized, European-style world.)
Anonymous | 07.12.09 - 9:32 am
What is this? Trying to emulate Europe, eh? Yup, monarchistic, elitist, condescending and "enlightened imperialists", sure, sign me up. We brown people just don't know any better.
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