Gravatar Trickery is right. I'm not impressed by this budget.


Gravatar Well you've got my passions raised now G.

A-R-S-E!!!!

1. Spelling arse as ass is a particularly dunderheaded piece of seppo moral hypocrisy ("we're not being profane if we mispell it!").

2. It doesn't even make any goddamned sense in a country where arse is pronounced arse and not ass.

3. In this country, ass is a completely separate archaic & mild insult referring to the mental qualities of the animal."Gianna has a nice arse in her self portraits." C.f: "Gianna watches Big Brother, the ass."

ARSE! A-R-S-E!!!


Gravatar actually i was referring to my donkey...okay, no, you're right. "ass" doesn't even rhyme with "class". so I should've put "arse", but it just always looks too crude to my delicate sensibilities (cough).
look, at least I didn't say "fanny", which the Americans also use for "ass", but has a very different meaning in Oz.

masterclass, my fanny

what do you think sean?


Gravatar "masterclass, my fanny". What do I think?

I think I could have all sorts of Dick Emery style fun with that phrase.

Perhaps it could be related to the post above. I'll grab my charcoal and come round.

Kidding! Don't call the cops, I'm thousands of miles away.


Gravatar Ah, nice idea, but sharing charcoal with a married man would blacken only my reputation. besides, mrs sean might get jealous, and arrange to have me rubbed out or something.


Gravatar It's all about the art, man!


Gravatar the art of motorcycle maintenance?


Gravatar You've gone and stumped me Carry On shenanigans with a non-sequiteur. Unless I'm missing something, but having ridden both motorcycles and fa..

[pauses to consider where gutter ends and sewer begins]


Gravatar was a bit of a private joke for one (me). sorry.




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