It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

Good night then? I'd watch them alcopops mind.


Bloody hell - you don't hang about do you!

(missed out the alcopops & went straight for the vodka tonight)


Couldn't tell. Knock any coppers' 'elmets off?


Certainly not! I really don't know what you envisage, but I am the very model of decorum. Mostly.


Despite the unpleasantness of the clientele we contine to go to the same pub week after week. So maybe he was right about Labradors.

And the more direct - 'fuck off and leave us alone you moron' did seem to have the desired effect. Maybe we should adopt that approach straight away next time.


And I swear it wasnt 5.42am when I posted that - I'm not that sad.




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