It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
Black Sails In The Sunset - love it
I see my "sealed at the mouth couple" every morning at the 63 bus stop.
Him in his grey track suit bottoms and T shirt, ready to run home as soon as the bus has gone.
Her with that missing you already look.
There must be a story here.
Fish Tails In The Sunset - love it
I hate when people are all over each other on public transport, particularly first thing in the morning. For the most part I think it's because it is so inappropriate, but there is probably about 1% of me that is irritated by the fact that it reminds me that I'm not getting any loving.
Sorry. Mentioning barf-inducing films is completely forbidden. Final warning.
There is of course a third story and outcome in the Sliding Doors scenario...
She: Waits for a fraction of an iota of a second too long THEN jumps onto train.
Train door: Traps ParkaGirl who has waited for a fraction of an iota of a second too long and who has THEN jumped onto train.
He: Flies down the steps, three at a time. Looks up. Baffled, sees some kind of commotion around the door of coach B.
She: (lying injured) "ParkaMan you c***, why weren't you here on time?"
He: "My love sweet love, what the f*** happened?"
She: "I waited for a fraction of an iota of a second too long, and now I lie here suffering ParkaInjuries"
He: "Oh sh** man, er-, sorry, let me help"
She: "Don't you touch me, you are dumped"
He: Gutted, gets on train, and takes one last forlorn look at his ParkaInjuredWoman as she is stretchered to the ParkaAmbulance.
He: Goes on to marry a train ticket inspector.
She: Goes on to found the first ever ParkaInjuries Research Unit, is awarded an
(continued from above)
He: Goes on to marry a train ticket inspector.
She: Goes on to found the first ever ParkaInjuries Research Unit, is awarded an OBE, marries a RepairedParka.
Both: Live happily.
Or something like that.
Ah, that feels better.
Central IT - you are visiting outlawed blog sites & must turn yourself in immediately.
Shane - I like your version best!
NML - If it weren't for that pesky 1%....
Dido? Are you taking the piss?
No.
I know no shame.
Actually, I'm surprised JB didn't pick me up on Dido while he was at it. Must've been too busy retching at the thought of Sliding Doors I suppose.
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