It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

If you work for NTL I'll eat my cravat.


Your cravat is safe. I most certainly do not. I am much more noble than that.

(erm, no offence to anyone who MIGHT work for NTL btw)


BT then. I'm not a stalker. Honest.


Wrong again.

Coincidence has led you up the garden path.

(What's wrong with stalkers?)


Sodding Telewest then. Oh please! Am I warm?


Bloody Hell -you ARE a stalker!

NoNoNoNoNo...not even close.

I am more of a gamekeeper than a poacher.


I dont know but i'm loving this rundown! Its like the Office, only less manly.


I'm a stalker and proud! And this is now a war.

Hmmmm.
Let me think.

The Halifax?


Fluffy, I'm taking the 'less manly' as a good thing? right?


LLLO - even if you guessed I couldn't own up could I?

(but NO)


You make a valid point.
Well, this looks like the end of our little tete-a-tete, but I shall return one day to wreak my revenge.
Or something.

Sorry Fluff, no more unmanly squabbling for you.

And if anyone wants a fight you know where I am.


British Gas? *giggle*


I can see the headlines now:

Rogue Diallers Anonymous employee sacked for telling it how it is.




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