It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

'Also, I really need to get a better answer to the "What products do you use?" question than "Whatever's on 'buy one get one free' in Morrisons".'

Nah... it's endearing.


Thanks to my aunt's Christmas gift, I was able to say "Bumble & bumble" this time. My hairdresser responded, "What, did you hit the lottery?"


Oh shit.


'Whatever's on buy one get one free at Morrisons' is the nearest thing I have in life to a creed. As a funny man said, a boy can never have too much sanitary protection. Embrace the cheapness and be proud.


I've kissed Roddy Frame, by the way.


Adam - Wow

Please feel free to drop by and tell me if you've kissed anyone else on my lists.

Not that Roddy Frame isn't enough.


Come on now. Surely we've all kissed Roddy Frame at some time or other.

Adam, I don't mean to make less of your achievement, but if you really want to impress Beth, tell her you've kissed Dean Friedman.




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