Can I assume you offer a refund straight away?
Gary | Homepage | 03.11.05 - 6:40 am | #

I only wish I had the power.

My dream job is to be able to make that kind of decision - and it would be purely arbitrary, based on the deserving-ness of the complainer. No legal basis whatsoever.
Beth | Homepage | 03.11.05 - 7:14 pm | #

WHAT'S HAPPENED?? AM I NO LONGER A FAVOURITE??? I know I went away for a bit but that's just upsetting.

You've made me cry.

And re the radiator person, was it a man or a woman?
The Long Lost One | Homepage | 03.11.05 - 11:04 pm | #

erm...sorry...I will sort that out posthaste

(you went away for bloody ages though)

and - a man
Beth | Homepage | 03.12.05 - 3:38 pm | #

I did miss you.

Will that staunch the flow of tears?
Beth | Homepage | 03.12.05 - 3:39 pm | #

oh, just about, I suppose.

Now I feel guilty.
The Long Lost One | Homepage | 03.13.05 - 1:07 pm | #