It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

Yeah but what annoys me is you have to get really annoyed to get an escalation. I always say, 'let's pretend I've got really annoyed because I am actually that angry, but grown up enough to realise that it's not actually your fault, so just override whatever rule I want you to override and let's get on with our lives.'

This is usually met with, I'm sorry sir I can't do that.

This is usually followed by a volley of 'Oh for fuck's sake I'll get really angry then, put me through to your supervisor', who then does what I want in the first place.

You need to take stock our kid, there's a little fellow in Bangalore waiting for your job.


Erm Lose/Lose


Not Bangalore. Cumbria, maybe.

And you don't have to get angry at all with me - just ask for my Manager and you will get him. Though after 20 minutes of him blinding you with science & legalese you might wish you'd stuck with me!


Leanne - Hotmail down again.

Tonight, The Apprentice - my money's on that blonde woman who seems to be mute. And, whatever time HaloScan says it is, in real life it's 20.35.


"With passion, we will passionately sell your work, with passion... in fact we've been speaking about our favourite colours... red. Blue. Orange. Er-, green."

"If Sir Alan doesn't want an original thinker working for him then fine, that's his loss..."

And our's.


Yeah - I forgot about half man/half paddington.

My favourite colour is purple. What's yours?


I'm a yellow fellow.


4'33" - John Cage?




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