It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
I love this...
My dentist (twice) insisted that I give up smoking to whiten my teeth.
I have never smoked.
Next dentist said I should be more careful with the chop bones.
I'm vegetarian.
He's got more cheek than soft Mick.
These days, I'm electric. It's worth a go. *My* dentist asked me if I vomit a lot. I said 'do I look like someone who vomits a lot?'. Apparently the enamel on the back of my front teeth is very thin, but we worked out eventually that I just grind it away in existential fury.
Weren't you tempted to accidentally bite his hands when he was poking around in your mouth and quizzing you about your snacking habits?
Chipped a tooth back in '83...it's still ok even though 'I' evidently have built some character along the way because of it...that is, according to some anyway.
Fuckin' dentists.
I have nothing else to add.
Aah, I see your mp3 player served you particularly well.
Beautiful post, love the evolving receptionist and the introductory description of the dentist (especially the heavy hands).
Not hears Lydia for yonks and All This Useless Beauty is a P and a D
heck, hello everyone - dentists hit a nerve don't they?
kaz - a (nice) dentist once asked me if I smoked, when I said 'no, but i drink a lot of black tea' she visibly relaxed and said 'aha! i thought you don't *smell* like a smoker'
jo - you don't look like a vomiter!!
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