It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
I was gonna say some people have far too much time on their hands, but then again, if bulls testicles are a persons 'thing', then why the hell not complain.
Is this about bollock size per se or some inferred performance measure? If the former, I don't get it, but what do I know about bollocks. If the latter then the latitude thing might just swing it...
What I want to know is how the complainant managed to effect such a close-quarters inspection of the underquarters of his purchase and live to tell the tale. I am not a veterinary surgeon as such, but would suggest that the ombudsman charged with adjudication in this case would need to make enquiries as to the potential anti-inflammatory effects of any tranquilising agent brought into play.
Overawed by commenting potential, I find myself impotent. A right 22cm of a moment, I'm having.
bedshaped, I *think* it was actually someone's job to check the vital statistics - although I'm still not sure why they wouldn't do that *before* buying.
jo - it is *all* about performance and apparantly 5cm can be quite crucial.
jonathan, I think the 'as such' gives you away there. James Herriot wouldn't've thought twice. They use calipers, I'm told. Not a calippo - that would be no use whatsoever.
Shane - oh, go on...oh, you did...
They're absolutely delicious when cooked, btw. I had them in Kiev once. Don't need many mind.
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