It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

That was very good of you. I would probably have stood over her for the "minute" that she had it. I just wouldn't be able to stop myself.


Are you secretly Pauline, the Job Seeker trainer from The League Of Gentlemen?
In disguise


Get one of those retractable cord things and attach it to your pen. Then, when she puts it down... SHZIPP it's back in your hand.


My son's teacher re-wrote the words of 'This Land is My Land' for class assembley yesterday, but neglected the last verse.

Maybe he ran out of time, but it has the line about dustbowls etc .. there's not that much dust the in suburban east of england!


I don't know I could have done what you did. I love my pen too much.


Glad it's not just me and pens then.

I don't know bedshaped - I've only ever seen one and a half episodes of The League of Gentlemen, but I'm sensing it's not something to aspire to...?


Ah, Weightlifting by the Trashies! Genius, innit?


Hello Clair

(Hello stagedive also)

You're right, it's not half bad.




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