What Say Thee?
No satisfaction whatsoever in rabbit bullets! Debs x
Eh... well I guess health checks can't be bad. 
You sure you and Mama aren't French? They have an obsession with poo!
Lol.
BWWWAAAAHHHAAAAAA!!!! I'll never think of anything else when I'm reading that story to my children again! Poo-Sticks indeed! They will wonder why Mamma is laughing so hard :-D.
Yer a freakin' brilliant writer...
Merde!
MUhahahahhahahahaha lol..... this was hilarious.... lol them bullets dnt amount to much lol
I hope this conversation didnt take place before breakfast.
Debs- yes, she mentioned that.
Marjolein- Well yes, there is that!
Parisgirl- I don't know why that scottish woman gillian mckeith gets so much flak. It is so interesting!
Jason- or 'eugh'
Tia- did you say that because I wrote about poo?
Dumdad- I knew one of you frenchies would say it!
Samby- Urgh! I didn't give it much thought...!
Robbie- Nope, we don't 'move' until after we've eaten.
lol....dnt give 
...just laugh!
Lmao... that was awesome!!
Best. Convo. Ever.
and referring to ur comment..i am glad that i am not the only one who thinks like that....glad to have sumone share my philosophy...! thanx ma'am!
I want to leave a comment but I'm speechless (say I).
BRR- Poo is funny in our house.
Samby- and thank you, sir x
GBS- Ohmygosh PIGS JUST FLEW!
No...I said that because a: all your posts have been good; sparsely written yet packing a punch. And b: taking a classic and putting a "mask" spin on it, was brilliant . Nice wit.
Tia- One of dad's favourite jokes is to call me 'a wit'. Because 'wit' rhymes with 'shit', and that is what he really wants to call me!
I have this same conversation every day with my fiance. Except it's usually one-sided with him describing in full detail what his shit looked like and how it felt during exit.
Hilarious!
I'm just glad that this being the first time I've visited your blog and this is the first post I read.
Well done.
What IS the fascination with poo! We all talk about it!
You are funny!
Knaphrodesiac- Ohmygosh... I am not sure I could cope with that EVERYDAY!
Chris- Great. That makes me happy too. (*cringe*)
Maggie May- I know! Maybe it is because it reveals so much about us...
What a great topic of conversation - plop plops!
Akelamalu- PLOP PLOPS! Ohmygosh I can't believe you just said that!
Generally speaking, once I've eaten something, I don't want to look at it again.
Gordie- But then how do you know everything is a-okay?
Wow - you are like our own blogging version of Gillian McKeith!!
Yeah I missed those pigs flying by cos I was taking a crap.
OMG!!!!
lol!!!
Always a mom I suppose...
This finally nails the myth that you are surfing a wave of horror and indignation at your family's verbal excesses.
You're as bad, if not worse, than they are!
This is proved by the fact that you are now leaving innuendo in the comments of other blogs....
Do you ever make love in the dark, or kiss with your eyes closed?
hahahaha
"I'm a big girl now..."
Paula- but that probably isn't a good thing...
GBS- Ewwww!
Yuri- Uh-huh.
Suzanne- I guess.
2-Sox- I've no idea what you mean.
Gordie- POint made!
Bronnie- Totally!
For the benefit of all the poo inspectors: you may like to read Suzanne's latest post on the CUSS blog and then buy a copy of 'What's Your Poo Telling You?' on Amazon. Blogging is sooooo educational.
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