What Say Thee?
Why didn't you ask her whether the sex was vaginal or anal? I would have found that information really helpful, and it would have saved me from watching the film.
I always find a good tactic with insensitive people is to push them out of their comfort zone.
Gordie, Ah-ha! I should have tried that!
I simply adore your take on life...it is so whimsically cherry on top of an American banana split...everything is awash with spendid nonsense...an Alice/Dorothy walzt into neverland...you're only devoid of sparkling ruby slippers.
So extreme from my own passage through life...point of a gun, recurring family deaths...I'm so pleased for you to still have your adorable, humerous parents...please treat them right and accordingly...there will come a fateful day when you shake your head furloinly and wish they were still with you...I know I shake m head each and every day in my absense.
Your posts bring a wry smile to my face...keep up the sterling work mask!
S
have just peevishly and frivolously tampered with the equilibrium of an other human soul and blog, and I must say i feel quite foolish about the whole thing.
I now regard my words as a water-coloured, dreay, washed out lavender, mixed with a vomitorious bile yellow, while streams of sulphur and smoke, bellowed forth from my flared nostrils...she really has had me going at times...still...life is long for some folk!
Hello seamus. Quite entertaining comments you left there. Please do come again. x
Wow, some comments from Gordie and Seamus. I thought I was shaken before, but thoroughly stirred now.
BTW, poor doggies get labelled quite unfairly. As far as I know the whole bloody animal kingdom does it doggy style, with the exception of some chimps. Will own up to having seen two doing it face-to-face on (probably) an Attenborough film. And the remarkable thing was that they managed to swing from a branch while doing so.
You remain the funniest lady in cyberspace.
I am inmpressed at the commitment of those chimps, Ernest! And thank you for your kind words. x
Your Mum sounds like a really cool lady. Debs x
Debs- interesting choice of adjective there!
Give yourself a few years, Girl. One day, you will be able to have such conversations with your Mama and they'll seem quite normal. Of course, your own daughter may be cringing by then...
Z- Gosh, I bet my daughters will spend their lives cringing at their grandma!
Oh my god, it gets worse!!! How do you put up with this??? 
Paula- Sometimes, I am not sure...
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