What Say Thee?
Eeeuuuuwgh!
btw popped in to look at your blog as I've seen you around at blogs I like, will be back!
WM x
Welcome is in order, then, Working Mum. I do hope to see you again sometime! And yes, your 'Eugh' is right on the money. I can wash but I will never be clean.
That is soooo bad, did you get him thrown out?!! Human licking is so gross. (canine= quite sweet)
x
Ew. Ew ew ew. Just plain.. you know.. ew.
How strange! You should have patted him on the head and called him Rover!
Why didn't you ross him a bone & call him Rover!
That's gross! What did the rest of the table do - surely they didn't find that funny as well?
Or maybe you're just too damn irresistible 
You could have sued, you know, for humiliation, sexual harassment and possible disease transmission. You could have lived on Easy Street for the rest of your unclean life.
Ew ew ew!
Was he drunk? lol.
Very funny story though :P
OMG that's disgusting! I hope you were a bit salty!!!
Yeah, but was he cute?
ewwwww...
That is SO gross! There's nothing worse than being licked. For real. I feel for you!
Did you kick him out? Or kick him? I woulda probably done both.
That is sooooo wrong, what did you do? I'm totally freaked out its making my skin crawl. I think this will stay with me for the rest of the day!
oooh being licked by a stranger?? I quite like the thought!!!
What ho! Girl-behind-the-mask (and, if I may say so, why the mask). I was licked once, by the organists dog. It was rather pleasant.
PS: I've just noticed on your blog that you say every time you go to church you cry. I know the feeling oh-so-well; I feel that daily (and thrice daily on a Sunday). Perhaps some decent music would alleviate your symptoms?
That's gross, it's worse than having some sweaty individual breating down your neck at Tescos. I've never heard them called puddings before! BTW there's an award at my place for you. Debs x
ummmm... who does that? really, it's like something out of a sitcom, not something that i would imagine to happen in real life. ugh - too ridiculous!
Marianne- It didn't even cross my mind to get him thrown out... does that make me a bit strange?
Marjolein- Uh-huh.
Akelamalu and Maggie May- the jokes flow now, don't hey? You try being funny when you have just BEEN LICKED!
Red Squirral- Actually, the other people on the table did laugh. Only on reflection is that a bit bizarre.
Z- I washed more times that night than I did in the whole week previously, you mark my words!
Bronnie- He had sunk back a few, yes. I HATE DRUNK MEN!
Suburbia- I'd been running around like a headless wasp, I'd like to think I was VERY sweaty!
Miss Em- NO!
BRR and Brett- I was literally so stunned that I couldn't move. I was so shocked that somebody would do that!
Emmie- You pervert.
Can Bass 1- welcome! Check out my sidebar for a mask explanation!
Debs- So what do you call what you have after you main? PLease do not say 'sweet'. I bet you call napkins serviettes as well, don't you?
Anon- It really was too minging tfor wrods.
A psychologist writes: "You had succeeded in putting him down - literally would have been good. His response was in fact aggressive (as in rape, the motivation is not sexual, but humiliation and the exercise of power). You may rest assured that his dick is diminutive".
Oh my Lord. That IS a new low!
Ew and YUCK!
Wonder what dark, sketchy place he escaped from.
Hope he doesn't visit you again.
If he does, tell him the first one was on the house, but he's going to have to pay a $50 fee to try it again.
I'M KIDDING!
Scarlett & Viaggiatore
Small dick. Got it.
Scarlett Actually, I think you may have a point...!
Being licked by a stranger. Oh, it depends, but I won't go any further than that.
IAN!
God, I'm from Liverpool, it's afters! As for serviettes, I live in France, but haven't gone native. YET! A bit of kitchen roll does the trick for me. Debs x
Debs- AFTERS?! Afters! Hmmmm.... Not sure about that.
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