What Say Thee?
But is the builder still there?
Afterthought: Was it Bob The Builder?
David- If it was Bob the Builder then there is no way he could fix me! No he can't!
I cant stop laughing, the mental picture will stay with me all day!!!
sorry I didnt mean for that last comment to be anonymous but I was laughing so hard I forgot who I was.
J x
Why the big surprise, did your Mum have different bits to you, or were they in different places?
But the biggest question of all is why she was parading nekkid in front of the window in the first place?
If you want to teach her a lesson, you could say that he was probably filming the whole thing on his phone and it's no doubt on YouTube by now. Cruel, maybe, but at least it'll teach her to close the curtains before getting naked in future.
Foxy69- That's an extra five minutes added on to your life then!
2-sox- She used to live in the middle of nowhere with only wild animals to take a look at her comings and goings... I guess the fact that we have neighbours now hasn't quite registered. Her room is at the back though!
GBS- We have mentioned the whole internet thing. I think she quite likes the idea (groan!) x
Why aren't you syndicated????
Brilliant post! Whatever you do, don't take her to Amsterdam!
Thank God she doesn't do Cock-ney Rhyming slang! She have said she saw a man playing with his dog and bone! Poor dog, isn't there a law against that? Mind boggles. Debs x
P.S. I'm with you too on kissing strangers over the frozen peas in supermarkets. Burkkk
wrong and bad; wrong and bad. Gordie
Good god, Girl, the things your parents are putting you through! Keep it coming x M
My life suddenly seems so quiet and peaceful! 
I didn't want to look, honest, I just couldn't help myself!
The prospect of an "adult" version of Bob the Builder rears its inquisitive hips...
No, I don't think I want to go there today.
LOL! Sounds like she secretly likes those curtains open.
Hostage- find her feed at 'littleorangetittiesdotcom'!
Brother- Duly noted.
Debs- That would have just been TOO fuuny!
Gordie- Yup! And as for Bob, Nope!
Marianne- Tell me about it.
Marjolein- Shall I loan to you?
Ernest- Exactly!
Jason- I did spy them open a smidge this morning...
That Bob. I always thought there was something suspicious about him, but I always suspected he was a pedophile and not a luster after mature women.
oh my! I'm cringing at the thought!
Oh blimey, if I ever live in town I'll be just the same. I never close my curtains either.
Girl,
That mum of yours is priceless! Such a free spirit! So when is the "Book of My Mum" coming out?
Too funny! I like your mum already! She sounds like she would be fun to hang with!
Hang on I'm just visualising.......
no on second thoughts maybe not!
I'm rolling! That is absolutely hysterical.
'and then the room went black'
Oh my holy hell!
Thanks for the giggles.
Over from David's
Poor mum (the room went black!) does she read this?!! I guess not !
Ian- Very bad images of my mama and bob the builder now. Not good.
Emmie- Imagine having been there then.
Z- It does take a bit of adjusting to!
J.L- Great idea, it would write itself!
Christine- It is a laugh and cringe a minute.
Akelamalu- Did you get the mental picture?!
Rachel- Well welcome, and please call again x
Suburbia- She is aware of its existence. Sort of.
x
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