What Say Thee?
Iron underpants? I'd hate to go swimming in them.
Damn - Robbie got there first!
This was not judge mental, these are sacred and undeniable truths. (But I do hope they don't read your blog!)
Why not? Might do them all some good! (Btw, which uni *did* you go to?)
I've been lurking for a couple of months and enjoying myself immensely, but now I have to say:
Never say never darling, never say never.
Famous last words and all...
I think I might repeat myself a bit. And I've never coloured my hair. Otherwise, I'm right with you.
I suppose, if you were a bit cross with a bloke, it might be quite fun to starch and iron his underpants.
hear, hear...
save this blog. read it in ten years. re-evaluate life.
p.s. who irons their underpants? it took me a good 21 years to iron my shirts and another 4 or 5 to iron my pants. apparently i'm old now because i iron curtains and stuff sometimes...
I'm glad to hear it! 
My mum irons underpants, sheesh!
I do iron the boy boxer shorts as they get wrinkly, but I am with you on the others! Is the holiday going well then?
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Lights on and off, maybe they'll fuse them and I thought it was impossible to be immune from child's screams. Agree with you wholeheartedly, and looking at the hair colouring chart...
Sure you say that now, but I'm with Jazz and Two Left Feet - just see if you're saying the same things in 10 years time.
I think you're lucky to be left til 8.30am, recent holiday I went on it was 5am...
There is a moral to this. When you don't have children, don't holiday with the pesky beings.
Also, remember you were a pesky kid once and probably annoyed your mum and dad waking up early.
Finally, tuck this list in your knicker drawer and pull it out when you have kids and a husband. I guarantee at least 5 of them will apply to you...
Sorry, it's sad but true.
I used to be like you and now I am like them...
Seem like pretty reasonable rules to live by, even if not in neatly pressed underpants.
Robbie- very funny!
Brother- I only deal in truths, albeit sometimes judgmental ones.
Tim- God, don't YOU start!
Jazz- but a promise is a promise... isn't it?
Z- yes, the ultimate revenge? Well, maybe not ultimate, but gone fun anyway.
Marjolein- absolutely!
Left Feet- Got it. Understood.
Paula- you can tell who is also childless in this comments box, cant you?!
Suburbia- have words my love, have words...
foxy69- glad to have had some support! And the holiday is going wonderfully hank you x
Mel- a few lowlights maybe?
Tara- that is the beauty of youth though, surely? That I presume I will be any different?
Confused- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I always presumed you would have lovely shoulder-length sandy coloured hair courtesy of a great colourist. At least tell me that is true?
Ian- thank you!
Never have a bob, let alone an uneven one. And don't EVER say pictures, instead of cinema.
Karen- oooooh, good one! I am so with you on that one. It is a bit like saying 'pop' when what you really mean is 'carbonated beverage'.
Girl With A Mask - I am not old enough to have grey hair and I do spend a fortune having blonde and sandy coloured highlights, so you can keep imagining that. Oh, and I don't iron underpants. But as for marrying an idiot...
Confused- two outta three aint bad!
I guarantee you will utter the words "not now darling", you'll be gritting your teeth and giving them the 'look' while talking very calmly in front of your dinner guests.
I just love your parents...been reading last few posts..snigger!
Iron... *underpants*??? Um, I'm against ironing all together (since all my clothes live in a heap in my trunk in my closet, NO HANGERS ALOUD), but... *underpants*?! That is... that's just... No.
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Print this post out, keep it for ten years and then look at it again.
Half past eight? That's a lie-in!!
Frog- Yup, mum and dad rock ass. I think I'd be pretty safe in saying I don't think Mama EVER said the words "Not now, darling". EVER.
Invisible She- YUP! I kid you not!
Working mum- Half-past eight ON HOLIDAY. Oter people's holiday! They were just stopping by for a night on the way to their own holiday... IT WAS RUDE!
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