What Say Thee?
I can't believe you weren't tempted to get "jiggy with it." What an opportunity lost!
The cringyest one I had was
"Your eyes are like spanners. Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten."
Debs x
perhaps you were just not interested in the guy. just because it's available it doesnt mean we have to indulge. good for you. you know what you dont want.
I shall pop in for a pint one night ... you will know me by my short white beard , glasses etc...
Whereabout in Derbyshire are you?I am originally from Burton on Trent which is just over the border..
So missed reading your blog, so much like watching corrie, high comedy one moment deep emotion the next. loved the post about your Dad, people do strange things, hurt every one, normally them selves the most.
Was it my husband?
*sigh*
Next time give him a slap!
x
ooh how can you back down from such a tempting offer! :o) You'll be kicking yourself for years! :o) xx
Girl,
Was it the 70 year old you were talking about sex to you mention on your twitter thingy? Because if so, there's obviously a whoooole back story you are not telling us about you and this super stud.
Debs- there are a lot of things I would do for a good blog post, but that 'aint one of em! Best chat up line I ever had was non-verbal. A bloke looked me up and down in a club, saw The Boyfriend, shook his hand and said 'well done mate'. I spent the whole night looking for him after that (not really, obviously.)
Edson- because of course had I been in the mood I would have totally gone FOR A SEVENTY YEAR OLD!
Mutley- edge of peak district. I'll look out for you...
Brett- Can I quote you on the Corrie thing?
Caroline- Sounds like you have got yourself a catch then!
Emmie- I know. I know.
Jaywalker- Look at you go, miss detective! It is indeed the same man. And I had forgotten about my previous 'sex chat' with him, in which is basically told me he was still active and had to be because his wife is fifteen years younger than him. I didn't really need to know that information.
What makes these men think they can get away with this? It's always the most unlikely ocotgenarians who think they have the best chance!
Marianne- can't blame 'em for trying!
That dirty old man gets everywhere!
I'm going to start using that one in pubs. I think it would come across much better from a twenty-six year old woman with a terribly nice Home Counties accent.
The best line I have ever heard was from my current boyfriend, who basically told me my eyes were like Rohypnol. Inspired.
You turned him down? How cruel of you! 
You're a stronger person than I.
What a keeper, can't believe you turned him down!
Lol... seriously though?
Ew.
Big time.
God, love, you are such a strong person keeping your baser impulses in check like that. You might have turned down a truly great roll in the hay, but you're a better person for it.
You are so funny, I just delight in your blog.
Wow, you really know how to pull the hot dudes, doncha??? :p
What ho, girl-hiding-behind-a-mask-to-hide behind! Can Bass here. Some of my (female) singing pupils are rather attractive and keeping one's professional distance can be difficult at times. But we struggle, we old men, we really do. (There are so many, many pretty girls these days! Not like the times when Mrs Can Bass and myself were courting!)
Suburbia- Yup!
Leonie- It worked though!
Akelamalu- I cannot sleep with an OAP just because I feel sorry for him!
Chris- You think?
BRR- I didn't really know where to take the conversation after that...
Ian- I speak nothing but the truth, my friend, HE REALLY DID SAY THAT!
Paula- I've got all the OAPs just lined up waiting for a pop at me.
Can Bass 1- Ohmygosh! What an admission!
Women don't sleep with men because they feel sorry for them; they do it because they feel sorry for themselves.
Leonie - I used to live in Brighton, where a posh girl saying "The wife is on nights - how about it?" was almost normal.
and what washing your hair has to do with it???
lol
Oh... come on... how could you turn him down?
hehehe
xxx
UrbanVox- you know, 'not tonight love I am washing my hair'? The ultimate turn down? You know!
You know we have a saying in the Netherlands that literally translates to 'you have to learn it on an old bike' ... :D
Marjolein- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
hahahha! so classic.
i don't know how you turned him down!!
Bronnie- it took an awful lot of willpower.
I am catching up having just discovered your blog. You are funny.
A 70 year old thinking he can say that to a 20 something is just wrong. On every level. He's old enough to be your great grandad for chrissssstsake...blurgh. Maybe you look the type to say yes???
ACTTF- And would that be a bad thing if I did? Maybe if I didn't have a boyfriend of five years... then again, maybe not!
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