I hope the sex is great, because his conversation is appalling....
Eddie 2-Sox | 04.21.08 - 10:23 am | #

When did Mills and Boon become porn? So you going to write porn or Mills and Boon? I am so confused and I blame your bf.

You should be with a man who understands your creative needs. You should be with Oscar Wilde (if he were alive and less, well ... oh you know what I mean!)

xxx

ps - what the comment above me said, too.
Caroline | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 10:50 am | #

As a lady I am not at liberty to relpy to that, 2-sox (she says, beaming...)

Caroline, I was thinking I could do something a bit racier- you know Mills and Boon introduced oral sex in the 60's and everything so I thought I might get a bit of scope. The challenge is that specifically it is hard to do proper Mills and Boon so therein lies the challenge.

I am off to the bookshop right now, for the research bit, so watch this space!

x
girlwiththemask | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 10:57 am | #

I don't know how is boyfriend like but when it comes to what we dream to do or this kind of stuff, guys are often - mmmh dunno how to say this in English - well, they often don't get it!
Frogmae | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 11:58 am | #

Glad you've got your boyf back x
lulu | 04.21.08 - 12:29 pm | #

Oral sex in the 60s? Isn't that a bit old?
Brother Tobias | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 1:45 pm | #

Loving the jazz-hands! Go for it! x
Marianne | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 4:46 pm | #

Great blog, just spent 1/2 hour reading it when i should have been writing mine!
Brett | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 5:44 pm | #

Frogmae- he sometimes doesn't get it... but that doesn't stop him from being supportive. Even if it is in a quite confused, befuddled sort of a way!

Lulu- Me too!

Brother Tobias- Now why did you have to go and put that image in my mind?!

Marianne- the use of jazz hands is only to be demonstrated in extreme cicumstance. Be warned.

Brett- so now naturally I have got to take a peek at yours...

x
girlwiththemask | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 6:18 pm | #

I see, men can be tactless...

sorry for the generalities

Of course, there are exceptions!
Frogmae | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 6:56 pm | #

I think he's confusing Black Lace books with Mills & Boon!
Akelamalu | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 7:36 pm | #

No, no Frogmae... in my experience you can totally generalise men. Bless them!
girlwiththemask | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 8:39 pm | #

Akelamalu- I'll pass on the information!
girlwiththemask | Homepage | 04.21.08 - 8:40 pm | #

I think men should just be quiet and look gorgeous. Works out best for everyone.
Marjolein | Homepage | 04.22.08 - 11:33 am | #

Funny how quickly the fun of having them back wears off, isn't it?

Bless their hearts.
rotten correspondent | Homepage | 04.22.08 - 2:44 pm | #

Marjolein- Yup, yup and thrice yup.

RC- He is trying. Very trying.

(oh who am I kidding, it rocks ass that he is back! I have missed him!)
girlwiththemask | Homepage | 04.22.08 - 3:50 pm | #