Hillary practices her own version of the Dean Scream, "The Hillary Hiss"
GOP and College | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 2:40 pm | #

"WOW! *Bill* never touched me like THAT!... I think I'm in love..."
Harvey | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 9:02 pm | #

Do this, and I swear he won't touch you for a month! Worked great on Bill.
Steve Oglesby | 02.01.06 - 9:11 pm | #

I smile purty.
indolene | 02.01.06 - 9:19 pm | #

It was too late, the woman realized, as the Hillary was already in a position to strike.
Kevin | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 9:20 pm | #

Re: my 9:19 post,

Upon reading it, I realized a southern drawl doesn't translate well across the internet : )
indolene | 02.01.06 - 9:24 pm | #

"Oh, SHNAP! Oh, no you di-int!"
Brian | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 10:12 pm | #

Get that cross away from me!
spacemonkey | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 11:09 pm | #

"I am NOT crazy!"
IMSoto | Homepage | 02.01.06 - 11:37 pm | #

"Sorry, Hillary. The 2006 Face Award goes to Gov. Kaine."
George guy | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 1:05 am | #

"And if you do the Dean Scream on the inhale, it sounds like this - hgrrrraeeey!"
Harvey | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:23 am | #

After her flawless audition, Hillary was immediately hired to play "Alvin" in the new "Chipmunks" movie.
Harvey | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:27 am | #

"...and I said to Bill, Damn it, if 'W says that joke about you and him being brothers one more time...I'm gonna kill someone!"
Chaim | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:37 am | #

I always new she was a Scanner!!!
jimmyb | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:40 am | #

"Hey check it out: I'm Mary Landrieu! Oh, sorry Mary, didn't see you standing there."
dave | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:43 am | #

The Hillary face.
Reason #1,987,648,973,148 to keep this woman the hell out of the White House!
Old Man Winters | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:48 am | #

I just need to eat more fiber...
Lee H | 02.02.06 - 7:49 am | #

Ted! Put your pants back on!
Lee H | 02.02.06 - 7:50 am | #

Wanna ball, Scarecrow?
aelfheld | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 7:52 am | #

Wouldn't you sleep with another woman if you had to come home to this face?
Lee H | 02.02.06 - 8:31 am | #

"Why does Bill keep having affairs with younger women?"
5minutes | 02.02.06 - 8:51 am | #

"the winner of the starring role for the upcoming remake of The Shining. Ms. Clinton is expected to be even more impressive that Jack Nicolson at portraying monomaniacal insanity, given her vast experience"
pete in Midland | 02.02.06 - 8:55 am | #

Why, yes, I did have a filling replaced about an hour ago, and yes, the dentist did use lots of novocain. How did you know?
Silicon Valley Jim | 02.02.06 - 10:19 am | #

This just in: Moments ago in the Senate chamber, Condi Rice exposed Hillary Ramrod Clinton's secret identity, by pouring a bucket of water on the former first lady. Here, we see the look on Ms. Clinton's face as she screamed her last words, "YOU FOOL!!!! I'M MELTING!!! I'M MELLLLLTIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!" We should have a comment from the chief of her flying monkey patrol within the hour.
BigOrangeAxe | 02.02.06 - 10:32 am | #

"What do you mean? This IS my happy face!"
Adam Carr | 02.02.06 - 10:51 am | #

"Not in PUBLIC, Condi!"
cp tomes | 02.02.06 - 11:24 am | #

...And then I told the pig, "IF YOU TRY TO STRIP-SEARCH ME, I'LL EAT'CHER FACE OFF!!!"
Franksalterego | 02.02.06 - 11:36 am | #

Call me Mrs. Bill Clinton again, and they'll NEVER find your body.
anim8us | 02.02.06 - 11:42 am | #

"I can't remember...is this my "pretend to like black people" smile, or my "pretend to like Jewish people" smile?"
Aaron Walls | 02.02.06 - 11:57 am | #

"...and thens we defeats those nasty neo-conses, and the Precious will be mine, all MINE! GOLLUM!! GOLLUM!!
cliff | 02.02.06 - 1:17 pm | #

And don't EVER touch my penis AGAIN, you hear me??????????
RottsoRuck | 02.02.06 - 2:01 pm | #

The urge to feed too strong to bear, Hillary revealed her true MIB identity as a Sirian soul sucker.
Anonymous | 02.02.06 - 2:39 pm | #

Then I made this face and shrieked "Join the dark side Jeffords! It is useless to resist!" Never fails.
snpete | 02.02.06 - 2:49 pm | #

Let's see Jack Bauer try to cut one of these puppies out.
the man | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 3:03 pm | #

playing hillary in a made for tv movie about her life is jon voight.
steve-o | 02.02.06 - 7:15 pm | #

"Don't make me angry, Dubya. You won't like me when I'm angry."
JermCool | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 10:06 pm | #

...then Bill and I enjoyed Vince Foster's liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti...
Terry_Jim | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 12:20 am | #

I vant to suck your blood!
Amer-I-Can | 02.03.06 - 10:11 am | #

Braiiinnsss.... Brainnnnsssss..
SlapHappy | 02.03.06 - 2:18 pm | #

The last fool who ignored the rule to never look in Hillary's eyes.

Ignore the tinfoil hairdo.
BobDD | 02.03.06 - 9:54 pm | #

This is nothing, some nights I turn into a were-beaver
Dennis | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 9:59 pm | #

"Honestly Senator Clinton, 'Close, but not cigar' is just a figure of speech"
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 2:01 pm | #