GOP and College Comments
"Why is everyone staring at me? Is my Freudian slip showing?"
(Not a caption, but a question: who IS that puffy-looking broad?)
NOW a caption
"HA! They misspelled 'Democratic Party'!"
In a bold display of brutal honesty, Senator Debbie Stabenow introduces the DNC leadership and the Congressional Black Caucus.
Wow.
Great one, Harv.
Fox News is lambasted for its response to the infamous "X" over Dick Cheney's face...
"No more wire hangers!"
I have to half-way steal this from Harvey
Statbenow: It's pronounced "Democrat"
And now for an original:
"I would like to now call up the two senators from Massachusetts."
"Wow, they told me to try and describe myself as succinctly as possible, but even I didn't know I could get it down to just two words!"
"Did anyone notice that the poster is the same color as my dress? Get the symbolism?"
"Democrats unveil new slogan"
No, I'm sorry, "Who is Ted Kennedy?" was the answer we were looking for.
I'm sorry, I was out shopping for a suit to match the color of my sign. Did I miss the latest vote to fillibuster the Patriot Act?
Two here:
http://sobekpundit.blogspot.com/...argue-
file.html
... And Ugly As Babs Mikulski
Sen. Stabenow demostrates the new "Truth in Senatorial Bloviating" rule. Too bad the rule doesn't extend to the content of the Senator's remarks.
In a speech to Mothers Against Drunk Driving, the portly junior Senator from Michigan began to talk about Sen. Kennedy and his role in the nation's drunk driving laws.
Sen. Stabenow's entry in the Carnival of Irony.
Senator Stabenow quickly regretted starring in C-SPAN's "Pop-Up Videos."
"...and in reconciliation for past wrongs, President Bush not only allowed his staff to help with our multi-media presentation, but Karl Rove helped set up our photo-op meet and greet with renowned world leaders such as, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-Il, and Fidel Castro."
Truth in Advertising
I am lame and cant photoshop, but if I could change the caption it would be an arrow with "I'm with Stupid" under it.
Afraid appear "Weak on Incompetence", The Democrats choose a fateful theme for the midterm elections.
Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) speaks at the unveiling of the new and improved James Earl Carter Presidential Library.
Geez, "Dangerously Incompetent" ? ?
Somebody better explain to Howard Dean that this doesn't quite grab the "Contract with America" example that the Democratic donors were hoping for in 2006.
Poster board sign: $ 16.59
Burgundy Dress: $ 89.99
"Words of Wisdom" Picture: PRICELESS .... to my next GOP opponent.
I guess the track back from Iowa Voice didn't work. I did link to the contest here and tried to send people over.
If I could photoshop, I'e put a tinfoil hat on Stabenow, change the sign to, "Help! I've grown too stupid to realize I need HELP!!!"
Sorry young GOPers. She's describing your "[P]resident"
By the way, any of you young 'uns signin' up for the war in Iran? Shlock and aw shucks again. Hurry up and serve your leader.
Sorry, I haven't stopped by the recruiters office. I just haven't had time. When you're working on a Mechanical Engineering degree for two years, then taking a 40 hour a week job as a co-op student, it's a little difficult to enlist.
Four more photoshopped here.
Dangerously Incompitant
Dangerously Incontinent
Dangerously Aisons
Dangerously Cheesy
New Entry: Sen. Stabenow asks, "Have I made the headline of Drudge yet? Aren't they proud of me at Daily Kos?"
Dangerously Cheesy!!
How about "I am wider than I am tall" or "I don't fit thru single doors" or "Keep fingers and hands away from opening". Never heard of her before now, but she has the build of an offensive lineman.
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