Guy, I'm not sure my heart could stand a real Cockroach Carnival, but it would be a lot more interesting than a Flea Circus.
I was really thinking more along the lines of a Bloggy-Style carnival with a bunch of linked posts - and yours has gotta lead the list.
Well, I do appreciate that Elisson. Anytime one of my bits of halfwits is first on a list of yours I am truly honored!
Now this was one great post...ever think of writing about Ant Parades?
HIYA CHARMIN , HERES A LINK I HOPE YOU CAN PULL UP AND ENJOY.. DO YOU HAVE DSL ON YOUR PEWTER.. LET ME KNOW IF YOU COULD SEE THIS IT'S HYSTERICAL.
GO TO:
http://www.jibjab.com
OR
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and you'll see it in the box that changes the daily features at the top..look for jibjab..you'll love the walmart one!
I JUST LOVE THIS POST.. THATS A HOOT..I SURE LIKE THE IDEA OF SHIPPIN EM OFF TO IRAQ...SEND SOME TO IRAN TOO..I'LL PAY THE POSTAGE...
I THOUGHT that's what those were...I had one in my bathroom the other day. My daughter almost had a stroke. I washed it down the drain. I had visions of it crawling back out and killing me in my sleep...it was HUGE.
Kelly, they will crawl back out of the drain! The damn tings are indestructable unless you just stomp on 'em and now with Billy Joe feedin' 'em nitro I am afaid to do that"
Oh you buncha wimps I got those all over the place here, I just stomp em, cut em up and feed em to the bitches.
You can do that with a regular cockroach but these ain't regular cockroaches. They have been know to gang up on a cat and send it up a tree then go after it! I have found that a 12 guage shotgun works well if you can tempt them outside so you dony blow a hole in the floor or wall.A pit bull can usually take them but it is a pretty good fight. Billy Joe swars he saw a snake swallow one and the damn thing ate its way out of the snake from the inside! Billy Joe wouldn't lie about a thing like that!
Did you know the cockroach is a cousin to lobster? I have always thought that I could bread these little bastards, fry em up and market them as "Popcorn Lobster". HAHA! And people would go nuts over them, don't you know. I could make a MILLION!
Really happy to live in a cold climate after reading about all this palmetto business...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
DAMN! Shawna, I may never eat another lobster!
Lisa, you are correct! In cold weather you may have those little scrawney cockroachesbut these Palmetto bugs can't handle the cold weather. I keep trying to tell sweetthing to turn that AC on down low and freeze the bastards out but she don't believe me.
I've never even seen a "regular" cockroach around here... You need to move to Canada 
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