"For fresh breath, try Dentyne (unless you're flying to Singapore)."
Francis Heaney | Homepage | 07.19.06 - 4:11 pm | #

Redesign the barf bags so they function as a FedEx package.

"Why send a postcard?"

Good to the Last Drop might be nice too


or "The Pause that Refreshes"
PeskyFly | 07.21.06 - 11:36 am | #

"The pause that refreshes"...brilliant.
Pat M. | 07.21.06 - 12:24 pm | #

"Now you can order another round." - Jack Daniels
Ugarte | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 4:28 pm | #

Dramamine:
Use this. (Less often.)

Mrs. Fields:
You won't toss these cookies.

Charles Schwab:
Upchuck with Chuck.

Durex:
Go on. Get airdick.

Kohler toilets:
Because your vomit deserves more than a lousy paper bag.

McDonalds:
Warning: McGriddles Recollection Bag.
Brandon | Homepage | 08.09.06 - 5:12 pm | #

I notice that my Nike pastiche no longer appears. Did I earn Hanasiana a cease and desist notice from the legal department in Bend, OR? Sorry.
Pat M. | 08.16.06 - 4:48 pm | #