No man, they have to have THREE martinis.

I recommend Gin, and not Vodka, for lunch.

Or any other time, really.
Monster | 04.05.05 - 1:44 pm | #

gin is definately the better option.

and next time, just ask for a to-go cup.. that way you can maintain without the headache.
unmuse | 04.05.05 - 2:25 pm | #

The only hope is to somehow get it across three hundred miles of open road between here and Sanctuary. But, sweet Jesus, I am tired! I’m scared. I’m crazy. This culture has beaten me down. What the fuck am I doing out here? This is not even the story I was supposed to be working on. My agent warned me against it. All signs were negative — especially that evil Dwark with the pink telephone in the Polo Lounge. I should have stayed there . . . anything but this.

Aaawww . .. Mama

can this really be the end?
Free lunch, total coverage | 04.05.05 - 3:00 pm | #

today I'm thinking I should have started with a 3 scotch breakfast...
Hawkmistress | 04.05.05 - 9:29 pm | #

Mmm 3 scotch breakfast.

I like to call it "The Twelve Year Omelet".

Now the rainman gave me two cures,
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
Monster | 04.05.05 - 10:26 pm | #

That all depends on how much two martinis will effect you.
Besides, don't you want to be the cool teacher who always smells faintly of high-quality gin?
(N.B.- smelling of gin, much like the riding of motorcycles, stops making you the cool teacher at approcimately age 60)
The Jacket | Homepage | 04.06.05 - 6:34 am | #