Sleep Dirt || Comments
Did you use the little spout thing? PLEASE tell me you used the little spout thing.
oh hell yeah I used it. You gotta try this, bro!
What was the measurement of the cup? Was it just the standard 1C cup or was it one of those big glass ones that holds 8 cups? I'm confused about whether I should think that you're a delicate flower who can stop at just one cup of cereal or a cereal pig who'd eat eight whole cups of cereal late at night.
The kind of cereal in the measuring cup is important also. Was it something branny like Total or was it something fun like Captain Crunch or Fruit Loops? If it was bran based, you should try to eat as much as you can because it's like a laxative and it'll blow right through by morning.
Grape Nut Flakes are soooo good.
Okay, I'm a fucking idiot and I missed the title. If you ever find yourself craving the Loops late at night and you're out, a good substitute would be a bag of sugar dissolved in a glass of milk.
it was a 2-cup pyrex job. Very classy -- until I started drinking from it like a frat boy at a bowl game...
"a good substitute would be a bag of sugar dissolved in a glass of milk."
Bwahahahahahaha!
::sneaks off to find a bag of sugar to go with his milk::
hahahahahahahahahahaheheahahahahahahee!!!!!!!!
you're brilliant! hehehe!
beautiful! 
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