Sleep Dirt || Comments

Gravatar Huh. Someone trying to catch you riding dirty or something?


Gravatar I am only 46% crunk and I even lied a little.


Gravatar 92% CRUNK only because my cell phone bill is paid


Gravatar I'm 69% percent crunk, which I consider a higher score than ANY PREVIOUSLY POSTED.

Aww haww hawwww


Gravatar Uh, I am 23% crunk. I think it is because I don't like icing.


Gravatar eeep! 53% I'ma little white girl... WTF???

Anyhoo, as for jobs, you can be my mammary stabilization manager... that is if you can work under pressure and handle the long hours I'll need to spend with you personally.

Call me sometime, lemme know if you are interested.


Gravatar 69% - seems damn apropos seeing as how I'd say "apropos" and also damn.

Oh, and our building is interested in hiring a sexy, 1/2 naked gardener. Or at least I am. Full benes, pet friendly, 401k option available.


Gravatar ok... fine... upstage me.... tramp!


Gravatar I dare you to meme this list.


Gravatar Kittin, certainly didn't mean any harm. Just want to be sure that he knows he has opportunities a-knockin'. As for your job opening... I know a few good men. ; )




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