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Hey Dan, loan me 12 bucks til friday


You know what a suit like this says, right? It says "Buy my deal!"


Gravatar if it's all about perspective, are you any weirder than the guy who opens up the offer and says "Debbie Gibson nude?! Fucking AWESOME!!!"


Gravatar Bitch? I mean it. I'm gonna wait until you have some REALLY hot chick over and then I'm gonna call your house and be all like, "Hey babay.....*breathes hard*.......where ya been big guy?????????"

And she'll be all like, "Who da'hell be dat biatch??? all calling you up and breathin' hard and shit dawg????" *head motion*

I will RUIN your casual sex life.

*snorts*

You write to me OR ELSE!

*grin and lick*


Gravatar Dude, you ARE really really weird. Was this up for debate?

And some of your commenters scare me...


Gravatar Dude, I think we're growing apart.

I mean, I'm just as baffled by any interest in Paris Hilton as the next Gen-Xer, but you seriously have NO DESIRE to see Debbie Gibson nude?

You think you know a guy...


Gravatar The future is Electric Youth. With tits.




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