Whoa!! I was almost convinced that you had died, until I reached the part about your wife ordering the evacuation of that building. Um, the next time you decide to write your orbituary make sure it's on April Fools. 
It took me reading the first three sentences to realize you were bs'ing.
Don't freak me out that way!
Geez...I thought the Divine Mrs. M had written it and posted! (well, at first)
Commenting by HaloScan
