Let’s pretend that I’m a GOP Senator – from – oh I don’t know – either New Hampshire or North Carolina [NH being the state I grew up in and NC the state I last lived in] – we’ll pick NH [a typically very conservative state]… For the purposes of this little “make believe” moment… I’ll be Senator Sand… and…
I DEMAND A FULL INVESTIGATION into this matter with public hearings! We will find out who knew that John Kerry was going to say he wanted to kill one bird with one stone and when they knew that he was going to say it. We will issue subpoenas to everyone at Teresa Kerry’s birthday party – every single person along with all of their relatives – ditto for Bill Mahar and HBO! We will get to the bottom of this in a matter of weeks – not months. We cannot let Senators who speak French continue to spew their vile drivel on HBO talk shows in lengthy eight minute segments!
There. I feel better now. I’ve done my job – which as far as I can tell – entails demanding an investigation – as a “pretend” Senator [hey, most of the Senators there are only “pretending” to do “senatorial work” – I can pretend to be a Senator. At least I’m not pretending to be a lawyer!].
Perhaps if a few senators would quit demanding a full investigation into whatever the issue de jour is – a little more actual work would take place in the offices they inhabit.
I won’t be holding my breath.
I just hope HNAV that you are right – that the work that needs to be done in the next few short 26 – 27 days – before the election – can be done and that we don’t lose everything.
Heavy sign. Oh well.
"We will issue subpoenas to everyone at Teresa Kerry’s birthday party..."
Outstanding !
BT !
so funny...
let's get an investigation into why MASS continues to send the Flopper and Teddy to the Senate.
yikes...
I've listened to this clip over and over and I don't think he was talking about murdering George Bush but winning the election. That Bill Maher really turns my stomach the man is just foul. Talk about maroons - he's about as humorous as a crutch. "You could have WENT to New Hampshire...", oh brother gimme a break.
thanks for the visit Angel Elf, but i think Kerry's intent was far worse then winning an election.
best wishes...
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