Space Hooker? Aint that some shit.
'Spolsions?! In space?! Whedon's my hero!
Reavers killed my mother, you bastards!
Whats better than boobs in space?
Oh, I get two more. Neat.
"Ha. You're going to special hell."
"Companions aren't like Whores, they're Classy."
I'm not entering this, I just wanted to say that there's a really obvious one that I hope people figure out.
Since I'm not entering, I won't say what it is just in case someone out there really does think of it.
"Cowboys in Space! Really, it's good."
"Browncoats, rebels, companion, mechanic and preacher."
"Don't judge Book by his hair."
They swear in Chinese, Dong ma?
Smugglers run from cops and cannibals.
Not much hair on Mal's ass.
Mal lies, crew survives. Keep flyin'!
"kill with her mind, she can!"
"space western Star Trek failed at."
"Can't stop the signal? what the--?!"
eh, i've got more... but the rules say three only.
"Cinema's future relies on Whedon's vision."
"If you desire Serenity, avoid reavers."
"Take me out into the black."
"Even cancelled, you can't stop us."
"Joss -- when does Spike show up?"
And the serious one:
"Mal's past continues to haunt him."
1) We just keep flying. That's all.
2.) Maybe they will kiss. Maybe not.
3.) Things never go well for us.
i also emailed the same ones. hope it was OK to do both!
Nino: It is perfectly okay to do both.
Serenity, the movie! At long last.
Simon rescues River, books transport away.
An enigma never gets an answer.
So very pretty. So wonderfully clever.
Numero Uno:
"Joss Created, Fox Canceled, Serenity Soared."
Und Zwei:
"Firefly fought, Browncoats Bought, Serenity's Shot!"
And saving my final attempt for a real zinger if one comes to me... Awesome contest though! 
Ok ok I got it, I think... "I love Hoban and Kaywinnit! Who?" Yeah? Yeah! Not to shabby of a final try I thought. Well that was fun, now I just have to be patient (anxious) and wait (survive) a few (nine) days.
No sound in space? Duh! Vacuum!
Confounding conventions, Serenity becomes cinematic. Shiny!
Please, see it with me mei-mei.
"Firefly, fox failed to extinguish you."
(Sorry, had to get that out of my system. :P)
"Ship broke. Got Drunk. Passed out."
"Another fine mess stumbled upon them."
I already have tickets (so don't consider me for the tickets) but this sounds like fun.
The Train Job:
Steal medicine. Guilt. Reputation not solid.
Shindig:
Whore! Thief! Sharp sword? Love you.
War Stories:
Lesbians? I'll be in my bunk.
Can you say browncoat in Chinese?
Sister saviors sell souls to Serenity
Browns bring Serenity to the Black
I like your last one, Lee-Ann. And your second one is good, Ryan.
Micro stories...
Alright then:
My first:
"Existential quandary? I'm pregnant, you bastard!"
My second:
"Sally's inexplicable issue- robots and alcohol."
My Third:
"Wrap that and define it, square."
I'm a very troubled individual.
Thanks fr0g, yours are great! Especially the one for shindig, wish I could've thought that one up because it sounds like a winner. Perfect sum up of one of my favorite episodes. I also wanted to come up with one that shared Mal and Wash's ordeal in War Stories when they argued while being tortured but couldn't think of anything I liked. But I couldn't put shindig any better then you did, well done!
Some more:
Serenity (Pilot):
Curse Patience’s sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Our Mrs. Reynolds:
Married life is its own special hell.
Out of Gas:
Should’ve fixed the compression coil, Mal.
Ariel:
Jayne thinks the money’s good enough.
Trash:
From Captain Tightpants to Captain Nopants.
We're just supposed to post three aren't we? Sorry about that - I wasn't thinking. Well, I'm not in the running for tickets away.
"That makes us big damn heroes."
"We live in a spaceship, dear."
And now, in order to submit one entry that ISN'T simply a six-word line lifted from the show...
"The sky's no limit aboard Serenity."
1 - River boards. The Alliance gives chase.
2 - The crew of Serenity makes do.
3 - Reavers think Malcom would taste good.
Ooh ooh .. pick me, pick me!
Earths' resources depleted. Whedons' are not.
Firefly: shot down in its' prime.
Oh, what the hell. 
1. Big damn heros never stop flying.
2. Always flying, always heros, always Serenity
3. September 30th, aka, Big Damn Day.
Captain. Ship's broke. Can't be fixed.
1. They lived, loved, lost and fought.
2. She sinned. He stole. They loved.
3. Firefly: big damn heroes never die.
Slightly used blue gloves, need cleaning.
Trace vitamins shortage, use more dynamite.
Heart of gold, still shot dad.
Survivor, guilty of much, still surviving.
Oooh!
Using the easy, obvious one for now...maybe I'll think of more later *g*
"Can't take the sky from me."
1. Fox screws Joss. Not a porno.
2. Intelligence required. Not for Newlyweds fans.
3. Serenity: I'll be in my bunk.
Hopefully the master of this domain (or Judge behind this contest) can tell that there are two different Ryan's in here. I take credit only for the first couple Ryan-esque posts. The one about Captain", ship broke, can't be fixed" is not me. My fellow Ryan, just gotta say - nice name! I couldn't have chose a better one myself.
Browncoats good. Scalpers, not so much. (Thank you!)
Mal, Inara. Get a room already!
Shepherd Book. Om. Kneecaps are ok.
As long as all you Ryans keep leaving your e-mail addresses, I can tell you apart.
Browncoats for hire. We ain't particular.
Reavers came. Lives lost. Hope gone.
Losing side. Not the wrong one.
We lived, we fought, we ran.
Snap into a Firefly, ohhh ya!!!
Schizophrenic Fugitive, Joss' done it again.
Alliance reaches far. Serenity flies farther.
Lost AT Serenity. Found ON Serenity.
Life's big lessons on little spaceship.
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I was pompus. My sister, crazy.
If in doubt, kick into engine.
Strawberries: Real girls don't need shampoo.
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"You don't have to die alone!"
"Everyone dies alone. Don't trust Jayne."
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
-I can't believe no one did the last one.
If'n Kyle's email address was lost on that last one to the sticky comments form, it's mr_binks_99 ... yahoo ... com.
But actual quotes shouldn't count. That's so cheating.
Besudes my herbal essence one was sten times better!!
Browncoats unite: Serenity's tomb lies empty!
Beautiful ship; drama unfolds, mysteries inside.
What no space monkeys? Untold terrors.
Nightime vengance proves unweldy; send reinforcements.
1. Conquering powers--eternally fighting, never winning.
2. The future is here, on Serenity.
3. Western space opera. Joss foretold it.
Got Firefly? Better than Mudder's Milk!
"he returned but penguins haven't moved"
Horses, but no sound, in space.
Avoid Reavers, deliver cargo, keep flying.
Firefly movie - Everybody's makin' a fuss!
Bigscreen Captain Tightpants? No closeups, please.
This sounds like a Wash out.
Wake me for Inara's shower scene.
Sorry for that double post - don't really understand how it happened.
Same here. Think it was because it hit Refresh.
Better to burnout than fade away.
Firefly runs away. Smuggling resumes tomarrow!
They try. They fail. They succeed.
Big damn heroes. Big damn nostrils.
One ship. Nine people. Whole ' verse.
1. Curse your sudden but inevitable cancellation!
2. We don't get Shepherd Book either.
3. Space western, with more naked!
Firefly. Ratings? DamnF*x. DVD. Slashfic. Movie!
Firefly: Original, so, of course, cancelled.
Wild West is sexy. Who knew?
Jayne shoots. Something falls off. What?
joss whedon is a god (creator)
jayne's moon heist, sigh poor kid
i would die to see serenity
1. Reavers, Alliance, Bounty Hunters, Space Monkeys.
2. The crew succeeds? Not so much.
3. Jayne - The Man They Call JAYNE!
Well, he took from the rich and he gave to the poor, stood up to the man and he gave him what for, our love for him now, ain't hard to explain - the Hero of Canton, THE MAN THEY CALL JAAAAYYYYYNNNNEEEEE!
Ok, that's my 3.
1. Wedded bliss. Special hell. Knockout kiss.
2. Inara's client. Crew peeking. Jayne's bunk.
3. Jayne refuses. "They're whores." "I'm in."
Here's hoping for the judges' guffaws.
(ahem)
Scalpers bad, Portland sad, win tickets!
A healthy marraige on television? Astonishing!
Jayne. Sane, no, smart, no. Special!
"I don't murder children." "I do."
Disabled Couple: No money in 'verse...
Will Sew for Tickets! Great Costumes!
Desperately Seeking miracle. Fan Couple begs.
Gone? Choo fay wuh suh leh.
Rumors of unexpected death, now expected.
Spaceships, tyranny, heroes, humor, and Chinese.
1. Damnit, Jayne!
2. Yea, but I have a gun.
3. The last one standing wore brown.
"Has to be better than Sith!"
"Only need two words: Joss Whedon"
"Deathtrap ship. (Mostly) loyal crew. Shiny!"
Ok, I had a lot of fun with this idea. So here are my official three, plus some others which don't count, but I hope folks enjoy.
Scalping tickets. Well, isn't that special...?
Serenity fight scene: River dances... They all fall down.
Hands of Blue... coming for you!
Objects in Space: Bad man. Helpless crew. River's... Serenity???
Scalpers raped, skinned, and eaten... Reavers!
Scalpertown on Ebay hit by Reavers!
Another screening. More cities. SOLD OUT. (In minutes this time... what's the record?)
Buffy. Angel. Firefly. Joss is genius!
Mal and Inara: So much attraction. So little understanding.
Universe beckons
Serenity crewmembers.
Shiny adventures.
(That's a haiku.
So great, should be TV series!
NOTE: ENTRY DEADLINE HAS PASSED.
Judging will occur over the weekend.
Winner declared Monday, June 20.
Just in case you should judge me a winner, I will be on vacation until the 22... middle school teacher... and won't have e-mail access... thanks, Sara
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