"...if you're gonna do something out here that lands you in court, do it in Henderson, not in Vegas proper."
Yeah, well, the chances that you'll get caught are also a lot higher in Henderson. I've been snagged four times on the same stretch of 215 within a couple of miles from where I live, and often see two or three cop cars attending to one traffic offender. Evidently no more burgularies are being committed, all the child molesters are locked up, and all the cold case files have been solved, so Henderson's a mightly safe place to live... unless you want to venture out to the grocery store.
I too, got a fine and have to do online traffic school. In protest, I'm going to click through it while getting shit-faced drunk.
I was hoping your MIA status had something to do with a couple of "M" waitresses and a bottle of Sailor Jerry.
Have you flown lately? The airports I have been in recently make you remove almost everything and one had a full body scan that picked up a metal rivet that had to be investigated further. Great fun.
The courthouse won't let you in with a handcuff key on your key ring either!! So picky.
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